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Old 11-21-2014, 09:28 PM   #1
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what's your favorite bumper sticker

I saw one the other day that I thought was great.

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Old 11-21-2014, 09:30 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:38 PM   #3
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:43 PM   #4
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Oh yeah, I like those

How about this oldie but goody

"Trust your government? talk to an indian.
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:44 PM   #5
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You know those stick figure families you see on the back windshield of a minivan or SUV? I saw one where the "family" was running from a stick figure Jason Voorhees and one stick figure was decapitated. The line at the bottom read:

"No one gives a fuck about your stick figure family."

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Old 11-21-2014, 09:45 PM   #7
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You know those stick figure families you see on the back windshield of a minivan or SUV? I saw one where the "family" was running from a stick figure Jason Voorhees and one stick figure was decapitated. The line at the bottom read:

"No one gives a fuck about your stick figure family."

Priceless
I saw one with stick mom and some kids and where dad would be it said "position available"
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:48 PM   #8
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:57 PM   #9
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Old 11-21-2014, 10:04 PM   #10
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thats a good one

I saw one yesterday

"Who would Jesus bomb?"
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Old 11-21-2014, 10:22 PM   #11
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Old 11-22-2014, 12:28 AM   #13
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One I saw years ago in a small town.

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.'

I asked the old man why he had that on the back of his truck. His reply, "So my wife won't ride with me."
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:29 AM   #24
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here's another

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