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Old 05-04-2013, 10:51 AM   #1
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Hello stickers. I hope you are all wallowing in your own misery?
It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast
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Old 05-04-2013, 11:04 AM   #2
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It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast
Well why are you being so quiet?
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Old 05-04-2013, 02:11 PM   #3
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Well why are you being so load?
I have lots of stuff to say, but no one is listening
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Old 05-04-2013, 02:50 PM   #4
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I have nothing interesting to say, and that's why no one is listening
I don't think I'm paranoid but, if I were, how would I know...?
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Old 05-04-2013, 02:52 PM   #5
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I am feeling ignored and self-centered.
Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!

(I hope I played the game correctly here.)
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Old 05-04-2013, 05:29 PM   #6
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Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!

(I hope I played the game correctly here.)
No thanks, I'm not into magic shows.
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Old 05-04-2013, 11:26 PM   #7
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No thanks, I'm not into misquoting people.
But it is so much fun!
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:57 AM   #8
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But it is so much fun!
...I don't think butt sex is that much fun...
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:25 AM   #9
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...I don't think. But sex is so much work...


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What do want to do today?
I already went to the bathroom?
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:27 PM   #11
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I already went to the bathroom and jerked off like a fiend?
Damn. I sure hope you remembered to wipe off the mirror.
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:27 PM   #12
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Wow. I sure wish the mirror was kind.
Tell me about it.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:35 PM   #13
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Tell me something sexy.
It's hot enough here I need to remove articles of clothing.

I wonder if this race will ever get back underway?
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I don't have any clean clothes left

I wonder if anyone will ever again do my laundry


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Old 05-05-2013, 06:28 PM   #15
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johneb87, to beat the heat... quarter two lemons, roll them in sugar and dunk in ice cold water. Drink.
Or ice cream!
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Old 05-05-2013, 07:34 PM   #16
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:17 AM   #17
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Hey kids!! Get in my van
Wow...this shit's getting scary.
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Wow...this shit's getting scary.
The Doctor reported that the patient was nervous about going to the lavatory.
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The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology.
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The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology.
The head of the philosophy department constantly used big words to seem smart.
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That's a pretty shitty ending.
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That's a pretty shitty ending.
That's a pretty she ending...
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That's pretty shitty that I haven't misquoted anyone yet.
Maybe you should start misquoting people than?
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Maybe you should start misquitoing people than?
No thanks, I don't drink blood.
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No thanks, I don't want to play along, so I will just get in the way.
If only you were more fun.
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