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Old 12-12-2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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Have you ever struggled to get it up?

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i dont know if this is weird i know i hadnt had sex in awhile so last night i was with this new girl but i dont know if it was me just being half asleep or what i can get realy hard watching porn or looking at pic. but last night i had a real pussy in front of me and i couldnt get fully hard.
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:12 AM   #2
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I would say I have the opposite problem.
And for a 44 year old guy, sometimes that's a little embaressing
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:18 AM   #3
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Old 12-12-2008, 06:53 PM   #4
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I find it highly unlikely that there are many men who have never, ever in their entire lives struggled to get an erection.

Not even once? Not even while drunk or tired or nervous? Never ever ever EVER? Come off it.
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:58 AM   #5
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I don't think that I have ever been been disappointed at an inability to get it up. There have been a few times where I was either so tired or drunk that I didn't care about maintaining an erection, but even those occasions have been outnumbered by the ones where I was hard as could be but gave up on a sexual encounter after an extended effort because I couldn't make myself cum.
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Old 12-13-2008, 06:03 AM   #6
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I don't think that I have ever been been disappointed at an inability to get it up. There have been a few times where I was either so tired or drunk that I didn't care about maintaining an erection, but even those occasions have been outnumbered by the ones where I was hard as could be but gave up on a sexual encounter after an extended effort because I couldn't make myself cum.
Not jumping into this one due to not having the right plumbing but I have to say I love the sigline.
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Old 12-13-2008, 07:54 AM   #7
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Yep, I've had the occasional issue with that. If you say that you never have, well, you're a filthy liar!
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Old 12-13-2008, 08:03 AM   #8
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i have, and i imagine that almost everyone has at some point.

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Old 12-13-2008, 08:38 AM   #9
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and i imagine that almost everyone has at some point.
Yep. And from my point of view (I'm female just in case it wasn't obvious) I see nothing wrong with it! Usually it happens (or rather doesn't ) when it's late and there has been too much wine.
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:23 AM   #10
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Yes, but only when falling down drunk....and then just the one time. I'm 58 and still get hard just seeing an attractive female. Hope it continues.
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:01 PM   #11
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I find it highly unlikely that there are many men who have never, ever in their entire lives struggled to get an erection.

Not even once? Not even while drunk or tired or nervous? Never ever ever EVER? Come off it.
My feelings as well. I have the sex drive of a guy half my age, and even I have trouble once in awhile. Even when I was half the age now, it still happened.

Nervous? That can do it. With someone I really didn't want to be with? Definitely. Drunk? It can be like trying to play pool with a piece of rope.
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Old 12-15-2008, 03:05 PM   #12
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:40 PM   #13
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I have had troubles before, most men have. but the thought of her with another man always gets it rock hard.
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:28 PM   #14
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It happens; to much liqour -or not enough liqour if you're in Newport R.I.- to much stress, you name it, all of it can cause a failure to launch.


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Old 12-19-2008, 07:28 PM   #15
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I find it highly unlikely that there are many men who have never, ever in their entire lives struggled to get an erection.

Not even once? Not even while drunk or tired or nervous? Never ever ever EVER? Come off it.
Agreed. At some point, you're going to want to be hard and be unable to become so. Most likely, if not one of those examples, it will be directly after an orgasm during sex; some guys will go limp for a while. (Luckily, and even if just for now, I stay hard after an orgasm, so that's not the case for me )
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:17 PM   #16
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:26 PM   #17
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I would say I have the opposite problem.
And for a 44 year old guy, sometimes that's a little embaressing
I love that kind of embarassment. Seeing a guy struggling to hide an inadvertent woodie is very erotic.
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Old 12-20-2008, 05:30 PM   #18
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Yeah, I have the opposite problem more often. I have struggled to get it up, but only if I'd already cum a couple times that day, and mostly when I'd also been drinking.
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Old 12-20-2008, 07:38 PM   #19
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I find it highly unlikely that there are many men who have never, ever in their entire lives struggled to get an erection.

Not even once? Not even while drunk or tired or nervous? Never ever ever EVER? Come off it.
Get real. Don't you know that most men on Lit are hard 24/7, have cocks that are at least 8.5" x 6" on a bad day, and can shoot their loads farther than a champion shot-putter. Just ask 'em.
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:23 PM   #20
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Get real. Don't you know that most men on Lit are hard 24/7, have cocks that are at least 8.5" x 6" on a bad day, and can shoot their loads farther than a champion shot-putter. Just ask 'em.
I about said the same thing, but look at what (s)he said again. Basically, tryp is saying "No man in here has never struggled at some point", with those examples.
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:06 PM   #21
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I find it highly unlikely that there are many men who have never, ever in their entire lives struggled to get an erection.

Not even once? Not even while drunk or tired or nervous? Never ever ever EVER? Come off it.
Maybe not many, but there are some since I've never had a problem no matter how drunk, tired, or whether we're going at it in a car, pool, or ocean. My testosterone levels aren't terribly high, though I have a very high libido and I'm loosing my hair. I'm in my early 40's.
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Yep, I've had the occasional issue with that. If you say that you never have, well, you're a filthy liar!
It probably depends on a man's age. An 18 year-old May be honest in saying he never had trouble, while a 55 year-old, not so much. A man's testosterone begins waning around 30, I believe. Besides, a very young man may not have lived long enough to experience it.
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I love that kind of embarassment. Seeing a guy struggling to hide an inadvertent woodie is very erotic.
... not to the dude

The only excuse for the soldier not standing is because he already just did a few times and he needs a nap.

Booze is not an excuse for your thingy not doing it's thingy, it should always work if you're attracted to the person you want to stick it into.
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