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Old 12-01-2008, 01:20 PM   #1
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An experimient. How long will this thread stay up?

oh well

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Old 12-01-2008, 01:26 PM   #2
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:28 PM   #3
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If you experience it staying up for more than four hours, you should call your physician.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:28 PM   #4
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Up where?
I was kind of hoping I could post some spam and have it quickly removed but instead lit censored the link I was trying to post with asterisks. Fucking M**u.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:28 PM   #5
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If you experience it staying up for more than four hours, you should call your physician.
Or stop eating Viagra instead of M&Ms.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:30 PM   #6
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If you experience it staying up for more than four hours, you should call your physician.
My physician isnt all that cute
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:30 PM   #7
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Or stop eating Viagra instead of M&Ms.
I prefer S&Ms. They cum in your hand, not in your mouth.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:32 PM   #8
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Perhaps you weren't ready for threadual activity in the first place.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:37 PM   #9
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:45 PM   #11
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Old 12-01-2008, 06:55 PM   #12
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:09 PM   #13
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Was this thread ever up in the first place?

I think it's all in Joe's imagination.

Or is Joe even real?

He might just be in our Imagination.

Naw, I'd never even think about short English men if his picture wasn't up there.

Now, English women are another story.
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:52 PM   #16
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Naw, I'd never even think about short English men if his picture wasn't up there.

Now, English women are another story.
Short, tall or both?

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Old 12-02-2008, 06:28 AM   #18
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Possibly as long as it takes to work out that you can't edit a typo in a thread title.

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The wind beneath Joe's penis, you mean.
Joe's flatulence does not interest me.
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Ewwww! What's it doing back there? Aren't they usually in front?
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:21 AM   #21
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Ewwww! What's it doing back there? Aren't they usually in front?
Well if that's where it is, it'll probably stay up for a long, long time. I'm not sure I know that position. Perhaps I'm just naive. Is that forward cowgirl, reverse horsey?
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:12 AM   #22
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Joe's flatulence does not interest me.
Yes, I've found that flatulence will get you nowhere with some women
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Try living with my husband to find the truth in that statement.

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Warning to you young 'uns.

Flatulence gets worse with age.

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Flatulence gets worse with age.

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So true. The older Lumpy gets, the more foul the air.
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