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Old 06-01-2014, 09:35 AM   #1
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sawsall fucking machine help!!

Has anyone adapted a saws all reciprocating saw to be used as a fucking machine? We are trying to figure out a piece to put in the saws all and into the dildo to hold it on to the machine. We have looked online, but not finding any directions, just adapters on amazon for like 60 bucks. Please help!! I'm excited to try it, but need it together first!!
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Old 06-01-2014, 10:17 AM   #2
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Yes.

You spend the $60 now to buy the adapter, so you don't have to spend the thousands later for hospital bills and lawyer fees.

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Old 06-01-2014, 10:48 AM   #3
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Are they shooting a Travis Tritt / Bill Engvall video here?
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Old 06-01-2014, 12:02 PM   #4
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Didn't you read the warning label?
It clearly states: not to be used as a fucking utensil or to neuter the cat.
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:26 PM   #5
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Look, all kidding aside, you don't want to go cheap on something associated with huge power tools and that may affect your health.

Save the pennies and buy the expensive thing that someone put a lot of thought into and likely has a reason for charging that much for it (expensive material, machine shop tools needed to fabricate it, etc).
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Old 06-01-2014, 06:24 PM   #6
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Yeah, I know... Just spend the 60 bucks... But that is only one piece of the puzzle. We did find directions to adapt pieces that are already out there for the saws all as tools. Nothing duct taped for Pete's sake. As for the 'joking' comments... Not my fault you can't find a woman that's a freak in the bed!! Don't hate! Be jealous in your own little corner while you imagine the possibilities that aren't happening for you!! Lmao


For the others... Thanks for the input!
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Old 06-01-2014, 06:55 PM   #7
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Not my fault you can't find a woman that's a freak in the bed!! Don't hate! Be jealous in your own little corner while you imagine the possibilities that aren't happening for you!! Lmao
I would not mind finding a girl thats a freak in the bed one bit, but my husband says he doesnt want to put up with 2 freaky girls under the same roof. What I respect - he knows his limits and abilities and doesnt want to chew off more than he can swallow.
What cant be said for you too judging some posts I read lately from your account
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:46 PM   #8
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Troll? Or just stalking? I have posted asking for advice, and actually agreed with one comment you made. Other than that, I've reached out to talk with people about mutual interests. If you are so perfect and high and mighty.. Go back to your perfect life.. Considering my post was not directed at you. Go back to your hole and leave my threads alone and stop stalking us.
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:52 PM   #9
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With your 14 posts my "stalking" capabilities are not even challenged.
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:54 PM   #10
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So terribly sorry I have a life outside of this page. Remind me to remedy that soon so I can be as productive as you.
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:54 PM   #11
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Popcorn, anyone?
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:54 PM   #12
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:37 PM   #13
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Popcorn, anyone?
Only if you want to take over. This one isnt really delivering.
His wife/sub/other self was more interesting.
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:38 PM   #14
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Lmao... Oh sweetheart... What little you know.



Although he is the popcorn lover, not me.
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:40 PM   #15
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I was going to ask how you can tell which is which, but I can see. One loves popcorn, the other is a delicate flower made of the purest spun sugar.
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I was going to ask how you can tell which is which, but I can see. One loves popcorn, the other is a delicate flower made of the purest spun sugar.


Actually... This was all me lol
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Old 06-01-2014, 10:53 PM   #17
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Actually... This was all me lol
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:45 PM   #18
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Yup... Couldn't have been a mistype when he made the profile that I don't know how to fix. I love how this has turned into an attack on me when all I did was ask for advice.

Some people need to grow up, seriously.
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Old 06-02-2014, 12:02 AM   #19
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Yeah, I know... Just spend the 60 bucks... But that is only one piece of the puzzle. We did find directions to adapt pieces that are already out there for the saws all as tools. Nothing duct taped for Pete's sake. As for the 'joking' comments... Not my fault you can't find a woman that's a freak in the bed!! Don't hate! Be jealous in your own little corner while you imagine the possibilities that aren't happening for you!! Lmao


For the others... Thanks for the input!
What exactly is the appeal of doing this as a DIY thing, instead of buying something that is designed to do the job [safely]?

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Old 06-02-2014, 12:14 AM   #20
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A lot of the ones we found online are saws all/reciprocating saws with specially designed attachments. Why not just modify something we already have and don't use? If we can get the exact same thing online already built... Why not just build the attachments or buy them and modify what we have?
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Old 06-02-2014, 12:20 AM   #21
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Popcorn, anyone?
You rang???

I'm going to vote for the saws all adapter. They make one that works with vaculock toys that is quite choice. 60 bucks isn't much in the sex toy expense category... think of it in the line of how much would you pay for a really good orgasm.

This one looks like it might be what you're looking for.http://www.amazon.com/Reciprotools-R...iprocating+saw
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Old 06-02-2014, 10:53 AM   #22
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I just keep thinking of that "fuck" chair george clooney was building in the basement.
"burn after reading"?
He was so damned focused, so intent on getting it right.
May have been his finest work
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Old 06-02-2014, 05:00 PM   #23
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You rang???

I'm going to vote for the saws all adapter. They make one that works with vaculock toys that is quite choice. 60 bucks isn't much in the sex toy expense category... think of it in the line of how much would you pay for a really good orgasm.

This one looks like it might be what you're looking for.http://www.amazon.com/Reciprotools-R...iprocating+saw
There you go.

My kind of price, too!
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Old 06-02-2014, 05:25 PM   #24
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Please dont use a sawsall... as fast as it goes it will tear a human apart...
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Old 06-02-2014, 05:35 PM   #25
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Well, I got to play with one--

I said; "Don't go to fast, I'm not sure I can take that."
So, she started slow. each time I got used to it, I gave her a thumbs up.
Sometime during the screaming orgasm, I remembered that thumbs *down* was our signal to stop-- I'd gone nonverbal.

I said "Yeah, I don't think I could take the full speed..."
She laughed her head off. She said I'd done full speed a good ten minutes.

I wasn't even sore.

That was just about a year ago to the day, come to think of it...
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