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Old 11-12-2013, 06:08 PM   #24851
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Dandy daddy 'tis no crime,
if the verse don' always rhyme,
forgetting form,
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when one posts justa kill some time.

Psst- My pet peeve is when the piece makes no logical sense.
I was planning on playing along with the current limerick, but am struggling with what 'she jilled herself with the big meat stick' means... I'm terribly innocent...
 

Old 11-12-2013, 06:22 PM   #24852
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I was planning on playing along with the current limerick, but am struggling with what 'she jilled herself with the big meat stick' means... I'm terribly innocent...
Sorry Matt . . .

You had finished off the last one with "dreamt of pepperoni". Which in the context of that rhyme I took to mean that she fantasized of masturbating with a long thin pepperoni (stick of meat) while watching her friends 69, and waiting for her turn. Men are said to 'jack' when masturbating and women are said to 'jill'. Thus the opening line . . .

I'll just finish myself off here while I'm at it

She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
She really began to purr
And got off without Lucy's lick
 

Old 11-12-2013, 06:31 PM   #24853
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Sorry Matt . . .

You had finished off the last one with "dreamt of pepperoni". Which in the context of that rhyme I took to mean that she fantasized of masturbating with a long thin pepperoni (stick of meat) while watching her friends 69, and waiting for her turn. Men are said to 'jack' when masturbating and women are said to 'jill'. Thus the opening line . . .

I'll just finish myself off here while I'm at it

She Jilled herself with the big meat stick
in a hurry she did it rather quick
when it started to hurt her
She really began to purr
And got off without Lucy's lick
jacking off is familiar (both linguistically and physically) never heard of jilling... I thank you for the education
 

Old 11-12-2013, 06:42 PM   #24854
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Old 11-12-2013, 09:37 PM   #24855
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:58 PM   #24856
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:00 PM   #24857
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I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...

'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

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Old 11-12-2013, 11:08 PM   #24858
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:24 PM   #24859
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:27 PM   #24860
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...

'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

Christopher Marlowe
 

Old 11-13-2013, 12:10 AM   #24861
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Old 11-13-2013, 12:11 AM   #24862
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They stretched for a mile
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...

'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

Christopher Marlowe
 

Old 11-13-2013, 01:51 AM   #24863
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To get between them, Joe begs
They stretched for a mile
He took her with a smile
Until in walked his poor wife Meg.
 

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Old 11-13-2013, 02:43 AM   #24865
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Old 11-13-2013, 03:03 AM   #24866
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:24 AM   #24867
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:30 AM   #24868
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It makes me sleep very poor
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:52 AM   #24869
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I was planning on playing along with the current limerick, but am struggling with what 'she jilled herself with the big meat stick' means... I'm terribly innocent...



I'm terribly innocent, claimed Matt
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Old 11-13-2013, 02:58 PM   #24870
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:21 PM   #24871
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Old 11-14-2013, 05:19 PM   #24872
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:54 AM   #24873
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:04 AM   #24875
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