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03-07-2013, 09:22 AM	#18976
weespanner Literotica Guru weespanner is offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,003	The customers all let out cheers St. Paddy's Day! Give her free beers! Then she'll spread her thighs __________________ If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

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03-07-2013, 09:26 AM

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The customers all let out cheers
St. Paddy's Day! Give her free beers!
Then she'll spread her thighs

The customers all let out cheers
St. Paddy's Day! Give her free beers!
Then she'll spread her thighs

taking all cummers no matter the size

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Let's do lunch. My treat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9gLjEGJrw

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03-07-2013, 09:28 AM	#18978
weespanner Literotica Guru weespanner is offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,003	The customers all let out cheers St. Paddy's Day! Give her free beers! Then she'll spread her thighs taking all cummers no matter the size While she grabs hold of them by the ears! __________________ If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

03-07-2013, 09:29 AM	#18979
zTraveler Quiero que lo Tonto zTraveler is offline Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Earth Posts: 3,674	I'm fascinated by Wespanners breasts __________________ .................................................................................................... ...................... Let's do lunch. My treat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9gLjEGJrw

03-07-2013, 09:31 AM	#18980
Adre Knows when to fold 'em. Adre is offline Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: With dolphins and alligators. Posts: 6,689	I'm fascinated by Wespanners breasts Held by a bra that never rests __________________ I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.

03-07-2013, 09:34 AM	#18981
zTraveler Quiero que lo Tonto zTraveler is offline Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Earth Posts: 3,674	[quote=Adre;43476099] QUOTE] I'm fascinated by Wespanners breasts Held by a bra that never rests When released they defy gravity so well To play with them I'd crawl through Hell __________________ .................................................................................................... ...................... Let's do lunch. My treat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9gLjEGJrw Last edited by zTraveler : 03-07-2013 at 05:36 PM.

03-07-2013, 05:48 PM	#18982
Cymru6969 Virtuose sans vertu Cymru6969 is offline Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: GMT Posts: 5,726	I'm fascinated by Weespanner's breasts Held by a bra that never rests When released they defy gravity so well To play with them I'd crawl through Hell And will obey her every requests

03-07-2013, 10:28 PM	#18983
Lia Monde Literotica Guru Lia Monde is offline Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wandering in the lush, dark woods Posts: 4,577	A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses __________________ Literotica Limerick - Bawdy satire of all things Lit. My stories & poems.

03-08-2013, 02:22 AM	#18984
travelmate2002 Sentenced to play travelmate2002 is offline Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Where travel takes time Posts: 43,834	A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses that left the boys with very hot wishes __________________ You are certainly entitled to my opinion.

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03-08-2013, 06:52 AM

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A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses
that left the boys with very hot wishes

A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses
that left the boys with very hot wishes

They wanted to do more than see

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Let's do lunch. My treat.

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03-08-2013, 08:06 AM	#18986
Cymru6969 Virtuose sans vertu Cymru6969 is offline Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: GMT Posts: 5,726	A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses that left the boys with very hot wishes They wanted to do more than see They wanted to set her breasts free

03-08-2013, 08:10 AM	#18987
whalee1 Literotica Guru whalee1 is offline Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: New England Posts: 2,814	A lass from the Isle loved tight dresses that left the boys with very hot wishes They wanted to do more than see They wanted to set her breasts free And play all night with her tresses

03-08-2013, 08:52 AM	#18988
Scrubber Squeaky clean! Scrubber is offline Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: S E England Posts: 1,259	The girl sashayed into the bar __________________ My submissions

03-08-2013, 09:13 AM	#18989
weespanner Literotica Guru weespanner is offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,003	The girl sashayed into the bar And requested something bizarre __________________ If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

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03-08-2013, 09:20 AM

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The girl sashayed into the bar
And requested something bizarre

The girl sashayed into the bar
And requested something bizarre

It was very strong and suggested SEX

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03-08-2013, 01:18 PM	#18991
Shadowmist99 Literotica Guru Shadowmist99 is offline Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,737	The girl sashayed into the bar And requested something bizarre It was very strong and suggested SEX The bartender gathered round his rejects __________________ Why ask permission?

03-08-2013, 03:43 PM	#18992
PrurientProf Literotica Guru PrurientProf is offline Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: North of the Rio Grande, South of the North Pole Posts: 1,257	The girl sashayed into the bar And requested something bizarre It was very strong and suggested SEX The bartender gathered round his rejects And said that for her, they should spar

03-09-2013, 03:57 AM	#18993
tericloth Literotica Guru tericloth is offline Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: USA Posts: 823	All alone on a cold rainy night

03-09-2013, 04:08 AM	#18994
travelmate2002 Sentenced to play travelmate2002 is offline Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Where travel takes time Posts: 43,834	All alone on a cold rainy night the noise at door gave her a fright __________________ You are certainly entitled to my opinion.

03-09-2013, 04:19 AM	#18995
tericloth Literotica Guru tericloth is offline Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: USA Posts: 823	[quote=travelmate2002;43490373] All alone on a cold rainy night the noise at door gave her a fright She called out "who's there"?

03-09-2013, 04:27 AM	#18996
travelmate2002 Sentenced to play travelmate2002 is offline Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Where travel takes time Posts: 43,834	All alone on a cold rainy night the noise at door gave her a fright She called out "who's there"? an answer came from somewhere __________________ You are certainly entitled to my opinion.

03-09-2013, 05:56 AM	#18997
weespanner Literotica Guru weespanner is offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,003	All alone on a cold rainy night the noise at door gave her a fright She called out "who's there"? an answer came from somewhere 'Let me in quick! cos I need a shite!' __________________ If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

03-09-2013, 05:59 AM	#18998
travelmate2002 Sentenced to play travelmate2002 is offline Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Where travel takes time Posts: 43,834	She yelled 'What!, at two in the morn?' __________________ You are certainly entitled to my opinion.

03-09-2013, 06:01 AM	#18999
weespanner Literotica Guru weespanner is offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,003	She yelled 'What!, at two in the morn?' 'Well I stayed up late watching porn!' __________________ If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

03-09-2013, 06:03 AM	#19000
travelmate2002 Sentenced to play travelmate2002 is offline Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Where travel takes time Posts: 43,834	She yelled 'What!, at two in the morn?' 'Well I stayed up late watching porn!' he did have a point __________________ You are certainly entitled to my opinion.

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