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01-19-2013, 02:23 PM
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weespanner is offline
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She said let's go out, I need to get Duct
But he wasn't keen on being plucked
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If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie? 
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01-19-2013, 03:32 PM
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#17777
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Re-Winged
Jett_73 is offline
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She said let's go out, I need to get Duct
But he wasn't keen on being plucked
Please shave me instead
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01-19-2013, 03:36 PM
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#17778
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weespanner is offline
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She said let's go out, I need to get Duct
But he wasn't keen on being plucked
Please shave me instead
Then I won't glow bright red
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If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
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01-19-2013, 03:39 PM
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#17779
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Re-Winged
Jett_73 is offline
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She said let's go out, I need to get Duct
But he wasn't keen on being plucked
Please shave me instead
Then I won't glow bright red
For four days before I can even bear to touch it, let alone even think about getting fucked!
(may be too many syllables in that last line - not sure)
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01-19-2013, 03:51 PM
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#17780
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Literotica Guru
weespanner is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jett_73
She said let's go out, I need to get Duct
But he wasn't keen on being plucked
Please shave me instead
Then I won't glow bright red
For four days before I can even bear to touch it, let alone even think about getting fucked!
(may be too many syllables in that last line - not sure)
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But you would have your own light sabre
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If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
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01-19-2013, 03:53 PM
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Lia Monde is offline
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Location: Wandering in the lush, dark woods
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Bouncing breasts make me lust
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01-19-2013, 03:54 PM
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#17782
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Re-Winged
Jett_73 is offline
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Bouncing breasts make me lust
Balls full and ready to bust
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01-19-2013, 06:12 PM
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nearing enlightenment
artlover637 is offline
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Location: on the rollercoaster of life
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Bouncing breasts make me lust
Balls full and ready to bust
I stare and I stroke
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"A person will truly change when the pain of staying the same is greater than making the necessary change."
“When it's time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived.”
Henry David Thoreau quotes (American Essayist, Poet and Philosopher, 1817-1862)
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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01-19-2013, 06:27 PM
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#17784
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Re-Winged
Jett_73 is offline
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Location: Australia
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Bouncing breasts make me lust
Balls full and ready to bust
I stare and I stroke
(I'm a horny bloke)
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01-19-2013, 10:03 PM
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#17785
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walkawayrenee is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: In a fantasy somewhere :)
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Bouncing breasts make me lust
Balls full and ready to bust
I stare and I stroke
(I'm a horny bloke)
It will only take one more good thrust.
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01-19-2013, 10:33 PM
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#17786
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Midnight_Man is offline
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Beating your meat is fun
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01-19-2013, 11:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
walkawayrenee is offline
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Location: In a fantasy somewhere :)
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Beating your meat is fun
Freeing and stroking that gun
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01-20-2013, 12:31 AM
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Midnight_Man is offline
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Beating your meat is fun
Freeing and stroking that gun
But you better look out
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01-20-2013, 06:24 AM
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#17789
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whalee1 is offline
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Location: New England
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Beating your meat is fun
Freeing and stroking that gun
But you better look out
Keep an eye on that spout
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01-20-2013, 06:47 AM
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#17790
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Squeaky clean!
Scrubber is offline
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Location: S E England
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Beating your meat is fun
Freeing and stroking that gun
But you better look out
Keep an eye on that spout
It makes a mess when it starts to run
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01-20-2013, 06:53 AM
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#17791
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whalee1 is offline
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Location: New England
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Scrubber dubber is a lubber
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01-20-2013, 07:04 AM
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#17792
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Squeaky clean!
Scrubber is offline
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Scrubber dubber is a lubber 
Dresses up in skintight rubber
Scansion's all wrong...oh well. It's Sunday. Day of rest. |
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01-20-2013, 08:40 AM
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#17793
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Literotica Guru
whalee1 is offline
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Location: New England
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Scrubber dubber is a lubber
Dresses up in skintight rubber
Not an ounce has she of blubber
Scrubber dubber, she's no subber
End of Sunday break.  |
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01-20-2013, 09:36 AM
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Virtuose sans vertu
Cymru6969 is offline
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Location: GMT
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Scrubber dubber is a lubber
Dresses up in skintight rubber
Not an ounce has she of blubber
Scrubber dubber, she's no subber
Gives me Willy a proper chubber
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01-20-2013, 11:56 AM
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#17795
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Squeaky clean!
Scrubber is offline
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Location: S E England
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Well done Cymru for finishing off
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01-20-2013, 12:11 PM
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#17796
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Hold your licker
cliteatingman is offline
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Location: Washington, DC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrubber
Well done Cymru for finishing off
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She said as she started to cough
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...
'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.
Christopher Marlowe
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01-20-2013, 12:32 PM
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#17797
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Squeaky clean!
Scrubber is offline
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Location: S E England
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Well done Cymru for finishing off
She said as she started to cough
So he came to her aid
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01-20-2013, 12:33 PM
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#17798
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Hold your licker
cliteatingman is offline
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Location: Washington, DC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrubber
Well done Cymru for finishing off
She said as she started to cough
So he came to her aid
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With the help of a blade
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...
'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.
Christopher Marlowe
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01-20-2013, 09:51 PM
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Literotica Guru
LoveToLurk is offline
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Well done Cymru for finishing off
She said as she started to cough
So he came to her aid
With the help of a blade
Then gave her a good, hard boff!
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01-21-2013, 08:49 AM
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#17800
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Squeaky clean!
Scrubber is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: S E England
Posts: 1,258
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveToLurk
Well done Cymru for finishing off
She said as she started to cough
So he came to her aid
With the help of a blade
Then gave her a good, hard boff! |
She shouted "We are not amused!" |
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