Old 09-26-2009, 08:45 AM   #25126
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:49 AM   #25127
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:49 AM   #25128
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:52 AM   #25129
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:55 AM   #25130
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You two girls sure know how to make a man smile...
Oh it's easy to talk dirty to you... I can do it in three words:

Melody... hot tub... bacon.

See? The moose pants riseth!!!
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:57 AM   #25131
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Oh it's easy to talk dirty to you... I can do it in three words:

Melody... hot tub... bacon.

See? The moose pants riseth!!!
heh. it's funny because they're actually on right now.....I will neither confirm nor deny the other accusations....
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:00 AM   #25132
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heh. it's funny because they're actually on right now.....I will neither confirm nor deny the other accusations....
I have reviewed the video tape...

You don't need to say anything... the love marks on your neck and chest say enough. hehehehehe
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:03 AM   #25133
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I have reviewed the video tape...

You don't need to say anything... the love marks on your neck and chest say enough. hehehehehe
*flashes a stern look with my eyes*

Those may not have been from Mel. Just saying....
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:09 AM   #25134
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*flashes a stern look with my eyes*

Those may not have been from Mel. Just saying....
*raises hands in mock defeat*

Hey, whatever moose porn gets them on you is fine with me... LOL
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:12 AM   #25135
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*raises hands in mock defeat*

Hey, whatever moose porn gets them on you is fine with me... LOL
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:15 AM   #25136
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If you give a moose a muffin... then he's going to make sure it's cream filled in the end...
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:16 AM   #25137
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Cream filled ends?
 

Old 09-26-2009, 09:17 AM   #25138
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On good dates...three of them. At least.
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Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists,
but I was neither, so I did not speak out.
Then they came for the Jews,
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Then they came for the Catholics,
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:46 PM   #25141
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Within 4 months this year, I lost two people very dear to me. I still try each day to find something to smile about.

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Within 4 months this year, I lost two people very dear to me. I still try each day to find something to smile about.

No, I will not send you a naked picture of myself and no I will not fuck you just because you sent me a pm!!! Since that is out of the way, can we please have a fun, smart, interesting conversation?

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