OK, This Is Kinky!!

catalina_francisco

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LOL, this story reminds me a little of the guy who got done for having sex with his bicycle...except this one seems to be even more deeply involved with his vehicles.:eek: Now I wonder if naming the latest flame 'Vanilla' has any other meaning we would be more familiar with....perhaps she is a very old fashioned girl and will only do it with the lights out and once a week on Saturday's?!!:D It surely is different and just further proof just when you thought you had heard it all, along comes something to show you there is more.:)

Transcript for the archives, sans photo included in the original...

"Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums. "

Catalina:catroar:
 
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I can't help myself, I have to ask....HOW does one have sex with a car?

(Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's the tailpipe but...wouldn't that chafe or something?)
 
I find this oddly sweet, and I hope he gets left alone more or less. Though I would not like some stranger spooging on the saturn.
 
Don't you think he just kinda humps the body? Or maybe it is the tailpipe thing. Maybe he just jerks off onto it kissing it passionately.

WTF am I if I find this compelling? :eek:
 
Being a car lover myself ...... I can see maybe cumming while driving it ... or sitting in the back of it ..... But i'm sorry, I can't quite call the "fucking the car" ...
Oohh, I needed the smile tonight from this story!!

(And yes, I can get wet over a friggen car!!!)
 
I can't help myself, I have to ask....HOW does one have sex with a car?

(Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's the tailpipe but...wouldn't that chafe or something?)

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT THE ANSWER TO.

I personally don't wanna know. :eek:

Beyond that, as long as he leaves MY car alone, more power to him. He's weird, but not hurting anyone.
 
Don't you think he just kinda humps the body? Or maybe it is the tailpipe thing. Maybe he just jerks off onto it kissing it passionately.

WTF am I if I find this compelling? :eek:

I dunno, but me too. I want to know - does it go in some hole, or is it a cuddle and jerk off thing? :confused:
 
I keep thinking about this. (Help me!)

I used to joke about having a "deep personal relationship" with my car. I really did love it, but not in the 'biblical' sense. :) It was an old car, nearly classic. Sometimes a total PITA, but (as I said at the time) it was more dependable than anyone I was fucking in the back seat.

It's a good thing I don't have it anymore. I'm not sure I could look at the gear shift the same way in the morning. :eek:
 
I am a Car Guy. I work in the automotive industry. I have owned cars eith great personalities. I have talked to my cars. Cajoled them. rewarded them. Even punished them.

I've never once wanted to copulate with them.
 
I am a Car Guy. I work in the automotive industry. I have owned cars eith great personalities. I have talked to my cars. Cajoled them. rewarded them. Even punished them.

I've never once wanted to copulate with them.

Well, aren't you close minded. :eek:

:p
 
Well, let's see. There's the glove box, which surely must have some use besides holding the occasional insurance card. British cars are all equipped with a bonnet, and what guy hasn't fantasized about messing around under a bonnet? Some cars used to have delicious tuck and roll upholstery and that certainly suggests a certain degree of sensuous exercise.

Seems to me there's ample opportunity for auto-erotica. (and that's without even beginning to think about My Mother the Car).
 
Well, aren't you close minded. :eek:

When it comes to cars, Oppenheimer's words ring true.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

I have killed more cars than most people see on the road on a given day. I am getting ready to pronounce the death sentence over another one shortly.

I kill them. I don't fuck them.

As an aside, I don't talk to cars any more. I have too much oil on my hands.
 
He jumps on the hood of the car when it's at a stop light then politely asks the driver to rev it a little higher.
 
When it comes to cars, Oppenheimer's words ring true.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

I have killed more cars than most people see on the road on a given day. I am getting ready to pronounce the death sentence over another one shortly.

I kill them. I don't fuck them.

As an aside, I don't talk to cars any more. I have too much oil on my hands.

LOL

You just need to find the cars that have snuff fantasies. Then you can talk to them again.
 
I was thinking more that he used the gas intake rather than the tailpipe.. but.. I'm with the others.. I really dont wanna know. I think it's kinda creepy but as long as he's happy and not hurting anyone else.. who cares.. it's just fanciful masturbation
 
I can't believe the article doesn't say how this is done and if there are so many others that "enjoy" the same tastes you would think there would be some information on the web right?
 
You need to do some online research and find one of those man-car-love groups, I guess. ;)
 
Jeeze

I always thought I was a little kinky. I have over 2 dozen flogger and half a steamer trunk filled with various toys, ropes, and chains. O.K. more then a little.

After reading this thread I am convinced I am as straight an an arrow.

Mike S.
 
I was thinking more that he used the gas intake rather than the tailpipe.. but.. I'm with the others.. I really dont wanna know. I think it's kinda creepy but as long as he's happy and not hurting anyone else.. who cares.. it's just fanciful masturbation

So would that make him autosexual?

I kind of imagine him penetrating that spot in the seat where crumbs and coins collect.:eek:

I don't know why.
 
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