HermesVoice
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Planet of the Women!!!!
It is the far future: 1997.
It is the early years of space exploration. The days when men went forth in heroic, phallic spaceships to explore the stars, bringing to the pathetic green denizens of other worlds the benefits of manly strength, Americanism, and hirsute virility. Teaching as they went - through the twin forces of truth and heterosexuality - the courageous lessons of democracy and freedom!!
They were brave men, virtuous, square-jawed and Teutonic (in a strictly freedom-loving way), but even men of such definite sexuality and strength might meet their Waterloo among the unknown stars, for who among us can tell what lies in wait … out there???
The scenario:
Three bold astronauts – Captain Jack Richards, Lt. Alan Roberts, and Flight Commander Les Alexander – crash land on the Planet of the Women(!!!!). Initially captured as objects of curiosity, they eventually assert their bold American masculinity and teach these poor women what to is to be women, solving along the way the Mysterious Mystery!!!!
In the end there is anguished weeping by the destitute women of an entire world as the conquerors return to the stars with promises to return one day, bringing with them a thousand manly space patriots.
The characters
For men: The roles of Capt. Richards and Flight Cmdr Alexander are filled; we’ll need a Lt. Roberts.
For women: The roles of Queen and High Priestess Aditi are filled; we’ll need The Princess.
These characters will drive the narrative. There will be room for other female guest writers to play citizens of the planet. Feel free to PM your ideas.
The style
We’re riffing on the sci-fi of Hollywood in the 50s. The diction, syntax, character types, tropes, and simplistic moral lessons of that genre are the heart and soul of this adventure.
The rules
This is parody which means we’re having FUN (goddamit)! “Camp” and “tongue-in-cheek” are the name of the game.
Note, “parody,” “camp,” and “tongue-in-cheek” do not mean “poor, sloppy writing.” Spelling and grammar check are not optional, even for guests. We’re not writing literature here, but we are writing well.
The pace will be leisurely. Since FUN (goddamit) is a primary objective, this is to be a stress-free thread. Twice-weekly posting is sufficient, and if the team agrees, it could move still more slowly.
This is a narrative. I have no interest in eight pages of two-line sex entries. That’s cybering, not writing, and it’s pretty damned boring for those forced to read it. If a partnership can’t polish off a sex scene in 4-6 posts, don’t bother.
We’ll decide the rest of the rules as we go.
And as you can see, “we” is a critical component.
Now let’s have fun … goddamit, as we proudly present:
PLANET OF THE WOMEN!!!!
Starring
As Captain Jack Richards – magbeam
As Flight Commander Les Alexander – HermesVoice
As Lt. Alan Roberts - Leopald
As Queen – MelancholyBaby
As the Princess - lil_squirter
As High Priestess Aditi - UnseenMaiden
It is the far future: 1997.
It is the early years of space exploration. The days when men went forth in heroic, phallic spaceships to explore the stars, bringing to the pathetic green denizens of other worlds the benefits of manly strength, Americanism, and hirsute virility. Teaching as they went - through the twin forces of truth and heterosexuality - the courageous lessons of democracy and freedom!!
They were brave men, virtuous, square-jawed and Teutonic (in a strictly freedom-loving way), but even men of such definite sexuality and strength might meet their Waterloo among the unknown stars, for who among us can tell what lies in wait … out there???
The scenario:
Three bold astronauts – Captain Jack Richards, Lt. Alan Roberts, and Flight Commander Les Alexander – crash land on the Planet of the Women(!!!!). Initially captured as objects of curiosity, they eventually assert their bold American masculinity and teach these poor women what to is to be women, solving along the way the Mysterious Mystery!!!!
In the end there is anguished weeping by the destitute women of an entire world as the conquerors return to the stars with promises to return one day, bringing with them a thousand manly space patriots.
The characters
For men: The roles of Capt. Richards and Flight Cmdr Alexander are filled; we’ll need a Lt. Roberts.
For women: The roles of Queen and High Priestess Aditi are filled; we’ll need The Princess.
These characters will drive the narrative. There will be room for other female guest writers to play citizens of the planet. Feel free to PM your ideas.
The style
We’re riffing on the sci-fi of Hollywood in the 50s. The diction, syntax, character types, tropes, and simplistic moral lessons of that genre are the heart and soul of this adventure.
The rules
This is parody which means we’re having FUN (goddamit)! “Camp” and “tongue-in-cheek” are the name of the game.
Note, “parody,” “camp,” and “tongue-in-cheek” do not mean “poor, sloppy writing.” Spelling and grammar check are not optional, even for guests. We’re not writing literature here, but we are writing well.
The pace will be leisurely. Since FUN (goddamit) is a primary objective, this is to be a stress-free thread. Twice-weekly posting is sufficient, and if the team agrees, it could move still more slowly.
This is a narrative. I have no interest in eight pages of two-line sex entries. That’s cybering, not writing, and it’s pretty damned boring for those forced to read it. If a partnership can’t polish off a sex scene in 4-6 posts, don’t bother.
We’ll decide the rest of the rules as we go.
And as you can see, “we” is a critical component.
Now let’s have fun … goddamit, as we proudly present:
PLANET OF THE WOMEN!!!!
Starring
As Captain Jack Richards – magbeam
As Flight Commander Les Alexander – HermesVoice
As Lt. Alan Roberts - Leopald
As Queen – MelancholyBaby
As the Princess - lil_squirter
As High Priestess Aditi - UnseenMaiden
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