Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

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Walking down Roosevelt Avenue yesterday, I saw a man, a woman, and two little girls in pink dresses all holding hands. The guy was muscular with a shaved head and goatee, shorts, a metal tee, a huge wallet chain, and a bunch of piercings and those Hottentot ear-expander things. He looked like your typical Staind roadie. The woman was young, pretty, with dyed red hair, also tattoos and piercings.

He had two large pointy bumps under the skin of his forehead; like a set of horns growing, about to break through. Then I saw that she had a matching set on her head. Naturally, I looked at the little girls, or "girls", in their pink dresses. They had bangs concealing the evidence.

They crossed the street and the guy waved casually at a UPS driver, who waved back. He had a cap on, but they obviously knew each other, perhaps from a previous meeting in the firey pit.

Can the seven plagues, the vials of blood and all that be far behind???
 
Walking down Roosevelt Avenue yesterday, I saw a man, a woman, and two little girls in pink dresses all holding hands. The guy was muscular with a shaved head and goatee, shorts, a metal tee, a huge wallet chain, and a bunch of piercings and those Hottentot ear-expander things. He looked like your typical Staind roadie. The woman was young, pretty, with dyed red hair, also tattoos and piercings.

He had two large pointy bumps under the skin of his forehead; like a set of horns growing, about to break through. Then I saw that she had a matching set on her head. Naturally, I looked at the little girls, or "girls", in their pink dresses. They had bangs concealing the evidence.

They crossed the street and the guy waved casually at a UPS driver, who waved back. He had a cap on, but they obviously knew each other, perhaps from a previous meeting in the firey pit.

Can the seven plagues, the vials of blood and all that be far behind???

The real sign of the apocalypse is that they were walking happily down the street all holding hands. That's what you meant, right?
 
Couldn't be looking like a Staind roadie... they are pretty normal looking by local standards.:rolleyes: And they played this week with Hinder and I missed it, so I am in a foul mood. Grrr. The horns, okay, I'll admit that is sorta creepy!
 
Depends, I suppose, on whether you're a fan of Constantine or Aristotle.


I'd have a hard time chosing who to cheer for if they ever participated in one of those ultimate fight things. I'm guessing I'd chose Aristotle if I had to chose. Guys in dresses exude more confidence than guys in skirts plus, in a battle of brawn, I always go for the underdog.
 
If I had to choose between horns and ear expanding ring hardware, I take the horns.
 
I'd have a hard time chosing who to cheer for if they ever participated in one of those ultimate fight things. I'm guessing I'd chose Aristotle if I had to chose. Guys in dresses exude more confidence than guys in skirts plus, in a battle of brawn, I always go for the underdog.

I tend to also. But I meant the comic book character, not the Christian guy.
 
Provided we're not talking about anything bigger than a dime, I kinda like those ear expander things you referred to. Not that I would actively seek out a body with them, nor would I ever do that to myself...but yeah...they're kinda hot on the right man.
 
The real sign of the apocalypse is that they were walking happily down the street all holding hands. That's what you meant, right?

I was going more for the, happy family outing with no screaming or grouchiness. That is weirder to me than the horns and piercings.

I was thinking the same things. I don't see how a happy family is a sign of the Appocalypse.

Is it prefered to see a single mom or dad, with 'professional white collar' clothing walking with 2 kids in Abercrombie shirts totally slient, pissy looks on their faces not comunicating with each other ot the public around them?
 
Provided we're not talking about anything bigger than a dime, I kinda like those ear expander things you referred to. Not that I would actively seek out a body with them, nor would I ever do that to myself...but yeah...they're kinda hot on the right man.

*tackle pounce etc.*

How have you been, Riles?
 
*tackle pounce etc.*

How have you been, Riles?
-grin-

Apparently waaaaaaaaaaay out of touch with the current personality you're sporting. Holy smokes, darlin, what's with that thread???

And don't be pouncing on me, mister. I'm a fragile flower ya know.
 
The real sign of the apocalypse is that they were walking happily down the street all holding hands. That's what you meant, right?

That definitely added to the creepiness. Demons walking the earth as if they own it.

no...
it's
actually when
they become
television network programmers
that
they emerge into
the active
'hell on earth' phase...

while they're still just outer bourough consumers
it's like they're
in the pupa phase...

you still
got time yet
to buy in new hampshire.
 
Jew horns are a well-established fact on Lit.

You'd probably know the answer to this: What was the Hebrew word that was mistranslated into Greek as "horns" thus giving rise to that notion of Moses having horns? I can't remember.
 
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