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Odd_ball said:
Damn. It looks to be for shark attacks.

Good idea for that, other than a bang-stick.
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Not as handy as a gun, though, except close-up. If some asshole is upon you in your sleep

not likely, mind you, since my wife is getting a yappy little Pomeranian this week

he certainly won't be expecting this.


Everyone knows we have guns - no thief, prowler or other punk coming around here would ever expect someone to have this.
 
Le Jacquelope said:
Not as handy as a gun, though, except close-up. If some asshole is upon you in your sleep

not likely, mind you, since my wife is getting a yappy little Pomeranian this week

he certainly won't be expecting this.


Everyone knows we have guns - no thief, prowler or other punk coming around here would ever expect someone to have this.
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Pomeranian's are nearly as bad as Chihuahua's which are nearly as bad as Turkey's.

You sure you want that around you?!? I ain't so sure..
 
Oh honey, only 5 inches?

Had to be said
 
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You need one of these?
And we're supposed to be jealous of your life?

I don't even lock my doors at night.
 
KRCummings said:
Says he's worth millions but apparently can't afford a decent security system.
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Tell ya what, Beetle Bailey.

I'll put a yapping dog against your multi million dollar security system and see which one is the most effective.

I have an alarm in my house, but a dog is more accurate and will sound off faster.

As usual your mouth fires off days before your brain cells do.
 
Bohemian Blue said:
Pomeranian's are nearly as bad as Chihuahua's which are nearly as bad as Turkey's.

You sure you want that around you?!? I ain't so sure..
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I'm getting one with its papers. Well bred, even tempered, well behaved.

Thinking of getting llamas for the coyotes, too. Since I can't "afford" turret guns, hahahah.
 
Fun for parties before everybody gets drunk and starts shooting in the air and at empties.

As for personal defense, looks like if you don't put them down on the first blast, you'll pay for it given the reload time.
 
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