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Old 07-02-2008, 01:36 AM   #1
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Not Normal/FunwithRyleigh for President!

After a chat last evening FunwithRyleigh and I have decided that the world would be a better place if we ran things. Ryles brought up the point that we should be President of the Galaxy which I wholeheartedly agree with, but we believe that a run in November for President of the United States of America would be a good place to start.

Today we officially ask for the support and votes from you, our fellow Litsters.

We'll see you in November!

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Old 07-02-2008, 01:38 AM   #2
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Better than the choices out there. Maybe it's time there was a puppet in the White House.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:38 AM   #3
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What's your platform? I'm not just going to throw my vote away. I have principles! It'll cost you $10.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:41 AM   #4
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Better than the choices out there. Maybe it's time there was a puppet in the White House.
It won't be the first time...

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What's your platform? I'm not just going to throw my vote away. I have principles! It'll cost you $10.
We will be running a pro education, pro personal freedom, and equality platform.
should I paypal you the sawbuck?
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:48 AM   #5
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You know my vote. But what do I get out of it??
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:50 AM   #6
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*begins to shake hands and kiss babies*

Oooh - you are a Babe... come here...


Ohhh - you are a real Babe.... come here, too...


Mmmmmm.... come here.... I want to shake your....


*I think I'm going to love the campaign trail*
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:50 AM   #7
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You know my vote. But what do I get out of it??
What do you want?
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:51 AM   #8
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We will be running a pro education, pro personal freedom, and equality platform.
should I paypal you the sawbuck?
I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.

Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.

That'll work.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:52 AM   #9
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What do you want?
What do you need?
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:54 AM   #10
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I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.

Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.

That'll work.
WOOT! Thank you!

And - hmmm - you look like a Babe... come 'mere....
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:56 AM   #11
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And - hmmm - you look like a Babe... come 'mere....
See, this is the sort of thing I was looking for from Hillary, and not getting.
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What do you want?
Gold.
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What do you need?
More gold.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:58 AM   #14
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See, this is the sort of thing I was looking for from Hillary, and not getting.
New Campaign Slogan...

READ MY LIPS.....with your fingers.
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I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.

Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.

That'll work.
I'll help you.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:59 AM   #16
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---For Immediate Release---

Wrong Element has been named Ohio state campaign director of the Nor Normal/FunwithRyleigh presidential campaign. Me Element comes to us fresh off working for Dennis Kucinich as director of snacks. We are quite excited to have him on out team.

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Old 07-02-2008, 01:59 AM   #17
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Perfect! Where's my gold??
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:00 AM   #18
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Gold.
"I'll see what I can do for you, Beautiful..."

*Goes to chat with partner about campaign funding....*
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:00 AM   #19
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More gold.
I've got an old class ring gathering dust.
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:30 AM   #20
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Ok - so we have one state covered - we are looking for a few good men.... AND women... to help us out.

Uncle Animal Needs YOU!

*Aunt Ryleigh likes you, too....*
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:35 AM   #21
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I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.

Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama......
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:37 AM   #22
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Let's see pOAg is in Oregon. Didn't BFM move to Washington? Batch is in California. Naughty is in FL. Who else do we have?
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Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M

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I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.

Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama......
Has Wrong Element not contacted you?

I will officially add you to the Ohio team. If Wrong Element doesn't get his shit together you will become the Chairbabe and his ass will demoted to bathroom attendant.

And it's a nice ring!
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:39 AM   #24
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I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.

Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama......
*Gives you big, brown puppy dog eyes....*

Please give us another chance... we need your vote.

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Will there be bags of cash and hookers at the Inaugural bash for the early supporters?

Cushy government jobs even?
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