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07-02-2008, 02:36 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Not Normal/FunwithRyleigh for President!
After a chat last evening FunwithRyleigh and I have decided that the world would be a better place if we ran things. Ryles brought up the point that we should be President of the Galaxy which I wholeheartedly agree with, but we believe that a run in November for President of the United States of America would be a good place to start.
Today we officially ask for the support and votes from you, our fellow Litsters.
We'll see you in November!
Thanks for your support,
NN and FwR
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 02:38 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Better than the choices out there. Maybe it's time there was a puppet in the White House.
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07-02-2008, 02:38 AM
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Steve Kerr
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What's your platform? I'm not just going to throw my vote away. I have principles! It'll cost you $10.
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07-02-2008, 02:41 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert Notorius
Better than the choices out there. Maybe it's time there was a puppet in the White House.
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It won't be the first time...
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Originally Posted by Wrong Element
What's your platform? I'm not just going to throw my vote away. I have principles! It'll cost you $10.
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We will be running a pro education, pro personal freedom, and equality platform.
should I paypal you the sawbuck?
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 02:48 AM
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Old Skool
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You know my vote. But what do I get out of it??
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07-02-2008, 02:50 AM
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Sexcellent!
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*begins to shake hands and kiss babies*
Oooh - you are a Babe... come here...
Ohhh - you are a real Babe.... come here, too...
Mmmmmm.... come here.... I want to shake your....
*I think I'm going to love the campaign trail*
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 02:50 AM
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Sexcellent!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnate
You know my vote. But what do I get out of it??
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What do you want? 
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 02:51 AM
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Steve Kerr
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Normal
We will be running a pro education, pro personal freedom, and equality platform.
should I paypal you the sawbuck?
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I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.
Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.
That'll work.
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07-02-2008, 02:52 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnate
You know my vote. But what do I get out of it??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunwithRyleigh
What do you want? |
What do you need?
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 02:54 AM
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Sexcellent!
FunwithRyleigh is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrong Element
I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.
Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.
That'll work.
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WOOT! Thank you!
And - hmmm - you look like a Babe... come 'mere....  
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 02:56 AM
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Steve Kerr
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunwithRyleigh
And - hmmm - you look like a Babe... come 'mere.... |
See, this is the sort of thing I was looking for from Hillary, and not getting.
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07-02-2008, 02:57 AM
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Old Skool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunwithRyleigh
What do you want? |
Gold. |
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07-02-2008, 02:57 AM
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Old Skool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Normal
What do you need?
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More gold. |
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07-02-2008, 02:58 AM
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Sexcellent!
FunwithRyleigh is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrong Element
See, this is the sort of thing I was looking for from Hillary, and not getting.
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New Campaign Slogan...
READ MY LIPS.....with your fingers.
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 02:58 AM
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Old Skool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrong Element
I like all those things, and it's definitely a contrast to the traditional politician who is opposed to education, freedom, and equality.
Count me in. I'll organize Ohio for you. I think you'll resonate with the smart people. True, that's not close to a majority, but it's a start.
That'll work.
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07-02-2008, 02:59 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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---For Immediate Release---
Wrong Element has been named Ohio state campaign director of the Nor Normal/FunwithRyleigh presidential campaign. Me Element comes to us fresh off working for Dennis Kucinich as director of snacks. We are quite excited to have him on out team.
NN/FwR
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 02:59 AM
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Old Skool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunwithRyleigh
New Campaign Slogan...
READ MY LIPS.....with your fingers. |
Perfect! Where's my gold?? |
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07-02-2008, 03:00 AM
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Sexcellent!
FunwithRyleigh is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnate
Gold.
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"I'll see what I can do for you, Beautiful..."
*Goes to chat with partner about campaign funding....*
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 03:00 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnate
More gold.
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I've got an old class ring gathering dust.
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 03:30 AM
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Sexcellent!
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Ok - so we have one state covered - we are looking for a few good men.... AND women... to help us out.
Uncle Animal Needs YOU!
*Aunt Ryleigh likes you, too....*
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 03:35 AM
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Old Skool
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I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama......  |
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07-02-2008, 03:37 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Let's see pOAg is in Oregon. Didn't BFM move to Washington? Batch is in California. Naughty is in FL. Who else do we have?
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 03:39 AM
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Harmless Wacko
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Quote:
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I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama...... |
Has Wrong Element not contacted you?
I will officially add you to the Ohio team. If Wrong Element doesn't get his shit together you will become the Chairbabe and his ass will demoted to bathroom attendant.
And it's a nice ring!
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"I was making love last night
to an absent friend of mine"
"my OMG I'm so horny I'm going to hump the door knob if i can reach it... helper" ~M
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President A Time for Change...of position
Pool nookie and just got out of the pool nookie and gonna get in the pool nookie and it is monday nookie and it is tuesday nookie and and HUMP DAY DOUBLE NOOKIE! and thursday nookie and it is friday nookie and look i'm breathing so i need nookie and it's the weekend let's fuck nookie and i need to fuck your face and then cum in you pussy nookie and i can't sleep nookie and i just woke up nookie and hey look the tv is on nookie and i have a headache better have some nookie nookie and we are alive and i want nookie nookie....~M
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07-02-2008, 03:39 AM
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Sexcellent!
FunwithRyleigh is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnate
I said I'd help element! What do I get? An old class ring.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Idaho and voting Obama...... |
*Gives you big, brown puppy dog eyes....*
Please give us another chance... we need your vote.
 
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"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."
May Life leave you Breathless!
FunwithRyleigh
Not Normal and FunwithRyleigh for President READ MY LIPS...
Find my Stories here:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
“I just hang around here cause I love to suck cock, and you’ve got a great one. That, and the fact that you eat pussy like a pro.”
~Ryleigh~ Damn Lucky Duck, Part 2
"That's the sort of thing I dream about as I stroke myself while drooling over your Lit profile pic, Ryles." ~B~
"They don't make an emoticon for the smile you will have." ~T~
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07-02-2008, 03:39 AM
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Will there be bags of cash and hookers at the Inaugural bash for the early supporters?
Cushy government jobs even?
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