Old 06-30-2008, 01:20 AM   #26
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:41 AM   #27
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:47 AM   #29
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:53 AM   #31
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"Batter up?" "Not yet." "Will be."

Seems to me you can read that a couple of ways . . . .
 

Old 06-30-2008, 02:04 AM   #33
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:09 AM   #36
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:18 AM   #39
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:42 AM   #40
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:10 PM   #47
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:21 PM   #48
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