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08-25-2003, 03:31 AM
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Literotica Guru
le_kinklet is offline
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Kink test,,Just for fun....
«ķĭŋk¤ŧęśŧ»
1. Have u ever had oral sex?? 5 points
2. To orgasm?? 5 points
3. Swallowed cum?? 5 points
4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior?? 5 points
5. Had anal sex?? 5 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
6. Had sex with someone of the same gender?? 10 points
7. Had sex w/ more than 1 person at the same time?? 10 points
8. Had sex w/ more than 1 person in the same week?? 7 points
9. Used sex toys?? 7 points
10. Bought a dirty magazine?? 3 points
11. Watched a porno?? 3 points
12. Been in a 69?? 3 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
13. Had phone sex?? 5 points
14. Masturbated?? 3 points
15. Had sex in a public place?? 5 points
b. park?? 1 point
c. subway?? 3 points
d. alley?? 2 points
e. train or bus?? 3 points
f. public bathroom?? 3 points
16. Gotten carpet burn?? 3 points
17. Participated in an orgy?? 10 points
18. Watched someone having sex?? 7 points
19. Had sex with others watching you?? 7 points
20. Sucked or licked your own:
a. female....breasts or pussy?? 12 points each
b. male....penis?? 12 points
21. Paid for sex?? 8 points
22. Been paid for sex?? 8 points
23. Had a one night stand?? 8 points
24. Pass out during sex?? 5 points
25. Had a sexually transmitted disease?? 8 points
26. Sex w/o contraceptives?? 6 points
27. Had sex in any other place besides the bedroom?? 3 points for each place
28. Ever given or received a "facial" (cum on the face)?? 15 points
29. Have u ever sat on a man's face?? 10 points
b. had a woman sit on your face?? 10 points
30. Have u ever had or been given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to anothers mouth)?? 15 points
31. Been video taped?? 8 points
b. been photographed?? 8 points
32. Had sex in any other position but missionary?? 2 points per position
33. Had sex for more then 4 hours w/o stopping?? 20 points (woohooo)
34. Ever given or received a "tossed salad" (ass licking)?? 5 points
35. Ever had sex w/ a relative, but didn't know it at the time?? 5 points
36. Ever cheated on your mate?? 5 points
37. Are u horny now?? 3 points
38. Have u let a man/woman defecate or piss on u?? 25 points
39. Have u ever given or received a "golden shower" (pissed on someone) 25 points
40. Have u eaten or been eaten during a period?? 25 points
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SCORING:
1-50 How does it look up there with the angels??
51-130 Okay, you know the bare minimum...join a sex ed class!
131-175 You're on the outskirts of kinky
175-215 Welcome to the land of kinky sex!! Here is your certificate
216-275 You are BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach kink class!!
276 and over You are the Dean of Kink Universe 
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08-25-2003, 10:13 AM
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Good to the last drop
WriterDom is offline
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So a female gets 12 points for sucking her breast, and a male gets the same for sucking HIS cock? Talk about gender bias.
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08-25-2003, 10:19 AM
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Ball Stretcher
Ebonyfire is offline
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Re: Kink test,,Just for fun....
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Originally posted by le_kinklet
«ķĭŋk¤ŧęśŧ»
1. Have u ever had oral sex?? 5 points
2. To orgasm?? 5 points
3. Swallowed cum?? 5 points
4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior?? 5 points
5. Had anal sex?? 5 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
6. Had sex with someone of the same gender?? 10 points
7. Had sex w/ more than 1 person at the same time?? 10 points
8. Had sex w/ more than 1 person in the same week?? 7 points
9. Used sex toys?? 7 points
10. Bought a dirty magazine?? 3 points
11. Watched a porno?? 3 points
12. Been in a 69?? 3 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
13. Had phone sex?? 5 points
14. Masturbated?? 3 points
15. Had sex in a public place?? 5 points
b. park?? 1 point
c. subway?? 3 points
d. alley?? 2 points
e. train or bus?? 3 points
f. public bathroom?? 3 points
16. Gotten carpet burn?? 3 points
17. Participated in an orgy?? 10 points
18. Watched someone having sex?? 7 points
19. Had sex with others watching you?? 7 points
20. Sucked or licked your own:
a. female....breasts or pussy?? 12 points each
b. male....penis?? 12 points
21. Paid for sex?? 8 points
22. Been paid for sex?? 8 points
23. Had a one night stand?? 8 points
24. Pass out during sex?? 5 points
25. Had a sexually transmitted disease?? 8 points
26. Sex w/o contraceptives?? 6 points
27. Had sex in any other place besides the bedroom?? 3 points for each place
28. Ever given or received a "facial" (cum on the face)?? 15 points
29. Have u ever sat on a man's face?? 10 points
b. had a woman sit on your face?? 10 points
30. Have u ever had or been given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to anothers mouth)?? 15 points
31. Been video taped?? 8 points
b. been photographed?? 8 points
32. Had sex in any other position but missionary?? 2 points per position
33. Had sex for more then 4 hours w/o stopping?? 20 points (woohooo)
34. Ever given or received a "tossed salad" (ass licking)?? 5 points
35. Ever had sex w/ a relative, but didn't know it at the time?? 5 points
36. Ever cheated on your mate?? 5 points
37. Are u horny now?? 3 points
38. Have u let a man/woman defecate or piss on u?? 25 points
39. Have u ever given or received a "golden shower" (pissed on someone) 25 points
40. Have u eaten or been eaten during a period?? 25 points
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SCORING:
1-50 How does it look up there with the angels??
51-130 Okay, you know the bare minimum...join a sex ed class!
131-175 You're on the outskirts of kinky
175-215 Welcome to the land of kinky sex!! Here is your certificate
216-275 You are BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach kink class!!
276 and over You are the Dean of Kink Universe
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08-25-2003, 01:49 PM
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plays well with self
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Re: Kink test,,Just for fun....
...Tossing salad should count for a lot more points than having your salad tossed, imho...
I got 264  don't tell my mom
216-275 You are BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach kink class!!
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08-25-2003, 01:56 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Aarrgghhh... I got a 74. Where do I sign up for the sex ed class? Who'se the teacher? Can I do extra credit if need be? Who wants to be my tutor?
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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08-25-2003, 03:18 PM
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Ellie Mae's evil auntie
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My score: 2__ After I passed 200, I got tired of counting.
LOL
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Well-behaved women rarely make history. -Jill Connor-Brown-
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08-25-2003, 07:14 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desdemona
My score: 2__ After I passed 200, I got tired of counting.
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is ok i rated some where over the 200 to lost count as well hehehe',,,
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08-25-2003, 07:18 PM
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Ellie Mae's evil auntie
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Quote:
Originally posted by le_kinklet
is ok i rated some where over the 200 to lost count as well hehehe',,,
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I sorta lost track of how many times I'd used my fingers and toes.  Those of us who are mathmatically impaired have difficulties with this sort of thing. Maybe next time I'll make scratch marks on something to help me keep track. Better yet, maybe I can find somebody to make scratch marks on me....
hmmmmm I like the way I think. LOL
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What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
-Isadora Duncan
Well-behaved women rarely make history. -Jill Connor-Brown-
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08-25-2003, 07:32 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desdemona
I sorta lost track of how many times I'd used my fingers and toes. Those of us who are mathmatically impaired have difficulties with this sort of thing. Maybe next time I'll make scratch marks on something to help me keep track. Better yet, maybe I can find somebody to make scratch marks on me....
hmmmmm I like the way I think. LOL
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hehehehehehe... i do like the way you think  |
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08-25-2003, 10:14 PM
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Waves at Cats
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I managed 245.
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08-25-2003, 10:23 PM
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Bedroom Bottom
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I must need remediation.
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08-25-2003, 10:49 PM
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The Gentleman Dom
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Quote:
Originally posted by D's mariposa
Aarrgghhh... I got a 74. Where do I sign up for the sex ed class? Who'se the teacher? Can I do extra credit if need be? Who wants to be my tutor?
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The answer to these questions is me
Report to my office immediately |
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08-25-2003, 10:50 PM
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The Gentleman Dom
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Quote:
Originally posted by redelicious
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I must need remediation.
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I find that hard to believe red |
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08-25-2003, 11:26 PM
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Bedroom Bottom
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Quote:
Originally posted by Richard49
I find that hard to believe red
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No, it's true. There plenty of things out there I have not (and am not likely to) experience.
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What I want is what I've not got, but what I need is all around me.
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08-25-2003, 11:28 PM
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The Gentleman Dom
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Red
I was teasing you
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08-25-2003, 11:30 PM
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Bedroom Bottom
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Quote:
Originally posted by Richard49
Red
I was teasing you
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL
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08-25-2003, 11:47 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Des, you is just too wicked, red, that is a kewl score after all it is a lifestyle of learning and pushing boundaries, Fung well Incorrigible Flirt says it all, Richard, again, you neverfail to get a giggle out of me,,hehehehhe,,,
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08-25-2003, 11:52 PM
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The Evil One
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Geeze, I got to 228 and still had some to go...  |
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08-26-2003, 03:12 AM
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Un amor, Una verdad
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Quote:
Originally posted by Soron
Geeze, I got to 228 and still had some to go...
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08-26-2003, 07:05 AM
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Re: Kink test,,Just for fun....
131-175 You're on the outskirts of kinky
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08-26-2003, 08:01 AM
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Ellie Mae's evil auntie
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Quote:
Originally posted by le_kinklet
Des, you is just too wicked, red, that is a kewl score after all it is a lifestyle of learning and pushing boundaries, Fung well Incorrigible Flirt says it all, Richard, again, you neverfail to get a giggle out of me,,hehehehhe,,,
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Ya know, this is one of those times when it sounds like being wicked is a compliment. Thanks darlin. 
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What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history. -Jill Connor-Brown-
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08-26-2003, 10:54 AM
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Ok, so I kept a calculator out while I did this and I'm shocked and almost surprised, 387. And the bonus points just helped, lol. Different positions and sex for places other than the bedroom probably could have added more than I did but no need to be a glutton.
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08-26-2003, 11:39 AM
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Anal Whore™
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Re: Kink test,,Just for fun....
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08-26-2003, 11:44 AM
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Experienced
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My score.......
Well hell I got 250! Which I think is the highest score in UK?
Damm it I only needed another 26 to max out!
Okay I need to pay (or get paid) to have sex in a couple of whole new positions in front of a video camera until I pass out... that ought to sort it.....
volunteers please?
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08-26-2003, 12:35 PM
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This Was My Favorite Toy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desdemona
I sorta lost track of how many times I'd used my fingers and toes. Those of us who are mathmatically impaired have difficulties with this sort of thing. Maybe next time I'll make scratch marks on something to help me keep track. Better yet, maybe I can find somebody to make scratch marks on me....
hmmmmm I like the way I think. LOL
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I like the way you think too!!!!
Checking to see how sharp my nails are.....
My score was 238. Guess I have some things to do yet...
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