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Old 05-18-2011, 01:40 AM   #1
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And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

...'til her Daddy takes the dynamically-modulated-parameters-of-the-laryngeal-voice-source away.

Samuel Johnson called puns "the lowest form of humour."

So? Is that supposed to be a criticism, old dead English guy who looks like he never had any fun, ever.

I hereby liberate the heinous pun from its linguistic punitentiary and present this space for it to run free.

Consider yourself punished.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:00 AM   #2
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His decree states the base followers of artless humour to be repungnant, that your post is a punt, despite your pleas that it's all in good pun, for you to be stricken with twelve sturdy punches and gaoled until you repunt.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:06 AM   #3
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Sounds like pun...I need to punder this a bit though....
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:09 AM   #4
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And, Once upun a time, as our thread began, the pungent odor began to waft over all of Lit...
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:47 AM   #5
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that's punny.
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:44 AM   #6
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Old 05-18-2011, 04:31 AM   #7
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:05 AM   #8
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:44 AM   #9
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The scent of leather quips and punished flesh rode the air...
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:18 AM   #11
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The scent of leather quips and punished flesh rode the air...
Someone's talking smack. Care to flesh that out?
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That's just a little fishy...
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