Originally Posted by Betticus
A good friend of mine who has been by my side, gotten me to the hospital just in time to save my life.. who I've been working with to build her ego and self esteem is in the hospital with some kind of liver problem. She had an abusive ex who's trying to worm his way back in and he showed up at the hospital when I was visiting.
I made him sit in the corner then glared at him until he started crying. I turned my back to him and visited my friend and I ignored him like he wasn't even there. So did she. He just cried more.
Sometimes being a dom has advantages.
Then I flirted with her nurse, she's from Mississippi and loves creole cooking... I love food. She was speaking the language of my people. My poor friend was so scandalized and embarrassed but I got the nurse to give her 2 shots of morphine so she got over it pretty fast.
I'm basically the worst friend ever but seriously... I brought her flowers and the most adorable teddy bear ever. The bear hates her ex too.. I could see it in his cute lil eyes. Me and the bear are now bros. I just need a lil bear size flogger and a tiny lil leather codpiece and he'd be a bear... hahaah.. a bear... get it?
Sounds like a pretty good friend to me.
Pleased to meet you, I have read some of your old posts.
Edit: and everything needs more Shankara.