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05-04-2013, 10:51 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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Misquote the Person Above You
Hello everybody. I hope you are having a wonderful time here?
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Hello stickers. I hope you are all wallowing in your own misery?
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It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast  |
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05-04-2013, 11:04 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
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It's been going quite well today actually. No ojne got in my way while making breakfast |
Well why are you being so quiet? |
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05-04-2013, 02:11 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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Well why are you being so load?
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I have lots of stuff to say, but no one is listening  |
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05-04-2013, 02:50 PM
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Found my love...
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I have nothing interesting to say, and that's why no one is listening |
I don't think I'm paranoid but, if I were, how would I know...?
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My stories
My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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05-04-2013, 02:52 PM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
I am feeling ignored and self-centered. |
Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!
(I hope I played the game correctly here.)
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Yea though I walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
The only reason some people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
Here is my "AH Profile"
Here is a link to my stories "Saxon's Shit"
In the mood to read some Fawckin stories? The Fawcker stories are here: Go get Fawcked!!
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05-04-2013, 05:29 PM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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Grow up and stop acting like a pre-teen diva damn it!!
(I hope I played the game correctly here.)
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No thanks, I'm not into magic shows. |
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05-04-2013, 11:26 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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No thanks, I'm not into misquoting people.
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But it is so much fun!  |
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05-05-2013, 10:57 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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But it is so much fun! |
...I don't think butt sex is that much fun... |
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05-05-2013, 11:25 AM
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Corruptor of Innocents
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...I don't think. But sex is so much work...
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What do want to do today? |
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05-05-2013, 11:37 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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What do want to do today?
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I already went to the bathroom? |
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05-05-2013, 02:27 PM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by PayDay
I already went to the bathroom and jerked off like a fiend?
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Damn. I sure hope you remembered to wipe off the mirror.
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Yea though I walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
The only reason some people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
Here is my "AH Profile"
Here is a link to my stories "Saxon's Shit"
In the mood to read some Fawckin stories? The Fawcker stories are here: Go get Fawcked!!
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05-05-2013, 04:27 PM
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Tanha
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Wow. I sure wish the mirror was kind.
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Tell me about it. 
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"Well, you give good type.  " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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05-05-2013, 05:35 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Tell me something sexy.  |
It's hot enough here I need to remove articles of clothing.
I wonder if this race will ever get back underway?
Last edited by johneb87 : 05-05-2013 at 05:37 PM.
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05-05-2013, 05:40 PM
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Corruptor of Innocents
TheOlderGuy is offline
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I don't have any clean clothes left
I wonder if anyone will ever again do my laundry |
Buy a roll of quarters |
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05-05-2013, 06:28 PM
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Tanha
damppanties is offline
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johneb87, to beat the heat... quarter two lemons, roll them in sugar and dunk in ice cold water. Drink. |
Or ice cream!
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"Well, you give good type. " - jomar
"Pls don't ever, ever, say you want to take off your clothes right after you or someone proclaimed your or their love to them or you" - Dino ♥
"You're just a good, down to earth girl who happens to write smut. And hang out on porn boards." - cheerful_deviant
"Dampy, the smut runs deep in your soul. Don't worry, it'll crest again." - bluebell7
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05-05-2013, 07:34 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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Originally Posted by damppanties
I have ice cream! Any takers? |
I got a for you |
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05-06-2013, 02:17 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is offline
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Hey kids!! Get in my van |
Wow...this shit's getting scary.
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Yea though I walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
The only reason some people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
Here is my "AH Profile"
Here is a link to my stories "Saxon's Shit"
In the mood to read some Fawckin stories? The Fawcker stories are here: Go get Fawcked!!
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05-06-2013, 05:20 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Wow...this shit's getting scary.
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The Doctor reported that the patient was nervous about going to the lavatory. |
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05-06-2013, 10:49 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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The Doctor reported that the patient was nervous about going to the lavatory.
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The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology. |
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05-06-2013, 11:15 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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The Head of the Philosophy Department noted his concerns with a scatological eschatology.
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The head of the philosophy department constantly used big words to seem smart. |
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05-06-2013, 11:17 AM
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Everybody Party!
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The head of the philosophy department constantly used big words to seem smart.
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That's a pretty shitty ending. |
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05-06-2013, 11:21 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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That's a pretty shitty ending.
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That's a pretty she ending... |
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05-06-2013, 11:27 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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That's pretty shitty that I haven't misquoted anyone yet.
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Maybe you should start misquoting people than? |
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05-06-2013, 11:50 AM
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7=+8[E(8)=Q(8)/Q(E)+Q(8)]
PayDay is offline
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Maybe you should start misquitoing people than?
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No thanks, I don't drink blood. |
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05-06-2013, 12:04 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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No thanks, I don't want to play along, so I will just get in the way.
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If only you were more fun. |
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