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Old 01-30-2005, 10:35 PM   #1
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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Old 01-30-2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Old 01-30-2005, 10:38 PM   #3
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Had a quickie in the bathroom around noon. Can I still post on this thread?
 

Old 01-30-2005, 10:39 PM   #4
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Had a quickie in the bathroom around noon. Can I still post on this thread?
Now you're bragging.

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Old 01-30-2005, 10:39 PM   #5
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Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat.
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I haven't gotten laid in over a year.

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All that begetting didn't get you hot Lucky?
 

Old 01-30-2005, 10:42 PM   #8
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Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat.
Depends on which part love. Songs of Solomon are quite inspirational.

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I didn't get laid today either.
Or yesterday.
Or the day before that.

OK, well it's been a really long time.
Now, where are all those AA batteries again?
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All that begetting didn't get you hot Lucky?
Are you kidding? I kept waiting for some kind of kinky old school version of sex with some description. So far, all that's happened was creation, the fall & the flood. Big Whoop!
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Old 01-30-2005, 10:46 PM   #13
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Depends on which part love. Songs of Solomon are quite inspirational.

Well, I'll let you know when we get there.
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Old 01-30-2005, 10:47 PM   #15
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Chairman of the, uh, Board are you?
 

Old 01-30-2005, 10:47 PM   #16
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I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.
Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!

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Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!

Hi Furry!
Hey babe . . . how you doin'?
(Try and imagine readin' that with a Jersey accent . . .)
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Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

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Old 01-30-2005, 10:50 PM   #18
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I'm always better when you're around!
How's tricks?
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It's been about fifteen years for me. You get used to it.
Good lord, man! You've even got my mom beat!

You have my sympathy.
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Old 01-30-2005, 10:55 PM   #21
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How's tricks?
Had better weekends. "Freezing rain" sucks . . .

You?
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Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

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Old 01-30-2005, 11:01 PM   #22
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Had better weekends. "Freezing rain" sucks . . .

You?
Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.

At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.

But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:02 PM   #23
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Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.

At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.

But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...
We love tales of your proclivities....
 

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No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before.
 

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Chairman of the, uh, Board are you?
Um, I probably quailify for Co-Chairman, at least.
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