DIXIE C LEE...this is your life...APRIL FOOL!

...no, the C doesn't stand for Carter...

I thought it would be appropriate on the eve of YOUR DAY to highlight some of the fine work you've done so far this year.


What's the difference between niandra_lades and a refrigerator? ( 1 2)
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I'm in the mood to Photoshop something ( 1 2)
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Busybody says children deserve Polio ( 1 2 3 4 5 6)
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I_Cunt_Remember Hates You ( 1 2)
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Welcome To Literotica ( 1 2 3)
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Please Find This Guy and Bring Him to Literotica
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Don't open DB's "Photo of the day" unless you want to retch ( 1 2)
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Stopping the GB from Becoming the Playground By Increasing Hostility ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)
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Emni_Sevillive wins the Ignore a Tard contest ( 1 2 3)
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Watergate 2008
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Another Preacher! Another Outrageous Statement! ( 1 2 3 4 5)
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Poll: Ignore a Tard ( 1 2 3 4 5)
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Did Emni Sevillive Walk Out of an Ed Wood Movie? ( 1 2)
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The John Adams Thread ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)
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Gravity? New Data Shows Magic Is Back ( 1 2 3)
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Hobbit, all your threads blow
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Yoko was a Tool ( 1 2)
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Message From Yahoo
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Boast Like Dixon Carter Lee ( 1 2)
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It's Post Like Busybody Day ( 1 2 3)
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Would you fucking shut up for $5.55?
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Imaginary Friends ( 1 2)
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I handing out porn names ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)
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There Are No Newbies ( 1 2 3)
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HeavyStick
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Abortion is not Murder you Reactionary Jackass ( 1 2 3 4 5)
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The Lion Woman of New York ( 1 2)
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Why doesn't anyone know what "Murder" is? ( 1 2 3 4)
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Abortion is not about killing unloved, unwanted children, you reactionary Jackass ( 1 2)
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From now on I'd like to be known as Dixon Hussein Lee
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Everybody is Ishmael today ( 1 2 3)
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That is not a root canal, you reactionary Jackass
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R.I.P. Wiliam F. Buckley ( 1 2)
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1-800-nerd-girl
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Why isn't Dick Cheney running for President? ( 1 2)
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Do the Mormons really believe this? ( 1 2 3 4)
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To everyone who thinks there's anyone who wants "open borders"
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Dumb questions like "Gun Control - For or Against It?" ( 1 2 3)
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Dick
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I started a Role Playing thread
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Did you know Paris Hilton has a movie out? ( 1 2)
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Why does SeanH have America up his butt? ( 1 2 3)
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How to get obscene letters from John McCain
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I'm pissing a JJ Abrams Movie
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Is it easier for you now to separate a "Republican" from a "Conservative"?
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The worst part of every election cycle is that we have to listen to AJ's analysis
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John McCain will build a Wall and make you speak English
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Jesus Mother-Fucking God Almighty ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)
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Why I think people have Sig Lines turned on ( 1 2 3)
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Simpsonize Me ( 1 2)
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Someone needs to be medicated

I like the puffiness of your nipples.

Owned.

I called him Dixie once...was not a good thing...

wow dixon...u must have told her no....

you are far too invested in this board if you took the time to compile that list. step away from the computer.

actually i think dixon likes it when people have no life and have to attack him

Some of those threads were very good.

Rosebud said:

actually i think dixon likes it when people have no life and have to attack him

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Another notch on my keyboard.

Dixon Carter Lee said:

Another notch on my keyboard.

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woot go Dixon.....you have the most trolls out of everyone....remember those troll dolls? i might have to send you one for each troll and you can line the walls of your house with them

Rosebud said:

woot go Dixon.....you have the most trolls out of everyone....remember those troll dolls? i might have to send you one for each troll and you can line the walls of your house with them

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Going back to '99? I could open a franchise.

dgreen said:

I like the puffiness of your nipples.

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Yup

the PUSSY looks good as well

How come DCL's trolls put effort in and mine don't?

Dixon Carter Lee said:

Going back to '99? I could open a franchise.

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let me get three more jobs so i can afford to buy them for you hun.
i don't even want the job of counting your trolls...but still your friends and ones that enjoy you are higher

would actually love to see more stories but when you reach perfection why write more

SeanH said:

How come DCL's trolls put effort in and mine don't?

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They hate me. They really hate me.

Careful, Scouries: DCL may want to reopen the "Ignore a Tard" contest.

SeanH said:

How come DCL's trolls put effort in and mine don't?

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Im working on yourse

Wrong Element said:

Careful, Scouries: DCL may want to reopen the "Ignore a Tard" contest.

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I may bring that back soon. Lots of candidates.

Scouries i have this for you to sleep in

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2344/2377146652_563f816352_m.jpg

My goodness.

It looks as if Scouries has far too much time on his hands.

Rosebud said:

Scouries i have this for you to sleep in

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2344/2377146652_563f816352_m.jpg

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From my Photoshop thread.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/rush.jpg

Dixon Carter Lee said:

From my Photoshop thread.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/rush.jpg

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If only there was a way to make his mouth gracefully poop into the bag.

OMG that is not a rush i need on this board posting with us

Scouries,
Have you run out of ideas to write any more stories?