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Old 04-01-2015, 10:09 AM   #1
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I got pulled over for drinking a soda while I was driving. $55 dollar ticket. The officer said that it is a new law in several states and is becoming as big a concern as cell phone use and is being banned. Bye Bye $55.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:18 AM   #2
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It sounds like they're enforcing the same sort of "distracted driving" law that prohibits cell phone usage while driving to eating and drinking while driving.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:28 AM   #3
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I got pulled over for drinking a soda while I was driving. $55 dollar ticket. The officer said that it is a new law in several states and is becoming as big a concern as cell phone use and is being banned. Bye Bye $55.


you gotta hold them big assed sodas with 2 hands...how can you drive
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:32 AM   #4
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There have been prosecutions in the UK, or usually fixed penalty notices, for doing similar things.

One Police video recorded a woman freshening her make up, using both hands, while breaking the speed limit on a congested motorway.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:35 AM   #5
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Driving While Black arrests are infinitely more useful for public safety. Its estimated that every day a darkie spends in jail saves America $97,345.
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Old 04-01-2015, 11:15 AM   #6
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I got pulled over for drinking a soda while I was driving. $55 dollar ticket. The officer said that it is a new law in several states and is becoming as big a concern as cell phone use and is being banned. Bye Bye $55.
I told some friends about this and they were outraged by this injustice. We urge you to fight the ticket and have taken up a collection to fund your defense. Please send me your bank account number and routing code. I'll forward the money to you immediately.
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Old 04-01-2015, 11:29 AM   #7
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Yea Humboldt is on a bender about that "Distracted Driving" bit....they even put out a big thing on the local news about it.
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Old 04-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #8
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It just now became illegal statewide to text while driving in South Carolina. Drinking a soda would just make the trooper thirsty here.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:09 PM   #9
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What will happen to all those cup holders? All new car have hundreds of them!
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:19 PM   #10
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I know there are laws, ( I think it was illegal in my home state when I was in high school )but surely McDonalds and Starbucks won't stand for this.
They shall lobby. They shall produce studies that say sleepy drivers are the worst.
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It was tough trying to find a place to put my coffee and my vibrator... thankfully the new law will let me use the cup holder to hold my vibrator.
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That got laughed out of court in Georgia recently.
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Driving While Black arrests are infinitely more useful for public safety. Its estimated that every day a darkie spends in jail saves America $97,345.
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Can't say I have run into those two before. Glad I didn't.
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Can't say I have run into those two before. Glad I didn't.
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The White House announced today that, by Executive Order, April has been declared “Earth Month."

For the month of April, U.S. residents and businesses are being required to turn off all electrical appliances and lights. A special waiver is being given to electric cars and homes running entirely on solar-powered electricity. Compliance will be monitored by volunteers who report infractions to a special EPA hotline.

While hospitals will be inconvenienced as life-saving equipment is shut down, economist Paul Krugman has stated that there will be a significant savings in the health care sector as fewer and fewer patients will eventually be requiring such services. “The U.S. population will, on average, be healthier at the end of the month”, Krugman said.

When asked how the country can function without using electricity, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnestly replied, “If North Korea can do it, so can we.” Repeated attempts to reach North Korean leader Kim Jong Un for comment were unsuccessful.




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Wrong thread.
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The White House announced today that, by Executive Order, April has been declared “Earth Month."

For the month of April, U.S. residents and businesses are being required to turn off all electrical appliances and lights. A special waiver is being given to electric cars and homes running entirely on solar-powered electricity. Compliance will be monitored by volunteers who report infractions to a special EPA hotline.

While hospitals will be inconvenienced as life-saving equipment is shut down, economist Paul Krugman has stated that there will be a significant savings in the health care sector as fewer and fewer patients will eventually be requiring such services. “The U.S. population will, on average, be healthier at the end of the month”, Krugman said.

When asked how the country can function without using electricity, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnestly replied, “If North Korea can do it, so can we.” Repeated attempts to reach North Korean leader Kim Jong Un for comment were unsuccessful.




Roy W. Spencer should leave satire to people who do it well and stick to denying reality..
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How embarrassing that must be for you...
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I got pulled over for drinking a soda while I was driving. $55 dollar ticket. The officer said that it is a new law in several states and is becoming as big a concern as cell phone use and is being banned. Bye Bye $55.


This is an april fools joke no doubt.
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Turner says the officer told him he saw him eating the cheeseburger for two miles,

Two miles I can eat three big macs. At 70 miles an hour. This guys slackin.
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