The CD Sex Challenge

damppanties · Mar 10, 2008

also known as:
"What do you mean when you say you like plastic duckies?"

We seem to be quite fond of challenges here at the AH, so here's a new one for all of us pornsters to play with - an AH-wide challenge to write a story where one of the main characters is a plastic duckie (like this one here).

This challenge was born out of a conversation in this thread and it amused me immeasurably, so no, I'm not doing this to embarrass poor CD. (Right!)

The rules:
1. The plastic duckie should be used in a sexual manner.
2. The story can be in whatever category you want.
3. It can have AH people as characters (whoo!), but please ask their permission to use them in your story first.
4. The story should be submitted to Literotica in a month's time, i.e., April 10th. (I'm open to changing the date, but mainly why I want a date is because I want all the stories to hit Lit at the same time.)
5. Post in this thread if you want to enter the challenge. (Oh, post even if you don't want to enter the challenge but just want to have fun.)
6. There is no winner and no prizes. The aim of this challenge is to have fun.

Ok, so that's it with all the rules and stuff. Now, START WRITING! :nana:

You know you want to.

Boxlicker101 · Mar 10, 2008

damppanties said:
also known as:
"What do you mean when you say you like plastic duckies?"

We seem to be quite fond of challenges here at the AH, so here's a new one for all of us pornsters to play with - an AH-wide challenge to write a story where one of the main characters is a plastic duckie (like this one here). This challenge was born out of a conversation in this thread and it amused me immeasurably, so no, I'm not doing this to embarrass poor CD. (Right!)

The rules:
1. The plastic duckie should be used in a sexual manner.
2. The story can be in whatever category you want.
3. It can have AH people as characters (whoo!), but please ask their permission to use them in your story first.
4. The story should be submitted to Literotica in a month's time, i.e., April 10th. (I'm open to changing the date, but mainly why I want a date is because I want all the stories to hit Lit at the same time.)
5. Post in this thread if you want to enter the challenge. (Oh, post even if you don't want to enter the challenge but just want to have fun.)
6. There is no winner and no prizes. The aim of this challenge is to have fun.

Ok, so that's it with all the rules and stuff. Now, START WRITING!

You know you want to.

This sounds (or reads) like fun. I really meant it when I said I was already writing the story in my mind. I was going to try to finish it tomorrow, but now I will try to post it on April 10.

damppanties · Mar 10, 2008

Boxlicker101 said:
This sounds (or reads) like fun. I really meant it when I said I was already writing the story in my mind. I was going to try to finish it tomorrow, but now I will try to post it on April 10.

Thank you! :rose:

I can't wait to see what you come up with.

cheerful_deviant · Mar 10, 2008

My name is Cheerful Deviant and I approve of this message.

damppanties · Mar 10, 2008

cheerful_deviant said:
My name is Cheerful Deviant and I approve of this message.

So this means you're writing. :cathappy:

Just-Legal · Mar 10, 2008

I'm in!

voluptuary_manque · Mar 10, 2008

My name is Voluptuary_Manque' and you can use me in your story. Unfortunately, I won't be joining in the fun because I'm already committed to Kismet for that timeframe.

Liar · Mar 10, 2008

Why did I read that thread title as "The CD Sex Change"?

Liar · Mar 10, 2008

And yeah, I'll give it a shot. I need to have some kind of theme to start writing again. So it might as well be ducks.

Jenny_Jackson · Mar 10, 2008

This is so perverted! Count me in

Weird Harold · Mar 10, 2008

damppanties said:
also known as:
"What do you mean when you say you like plastic duckies?"

You're just trying to restart the controversy over this song, aren't you?

Rubber Ducky
Lyrics by "Stone, Hart & Joe Raposo"
as cited at: http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/sesame.htm

Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.

just the first of many controversies and allegations of sexual deviency surroung Ernie.

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

Just-Legal said:
I'm in!

voluptuary_manque said:
My name is Voluptuary_Manque' and you can use me in your story. Unfortunately, I won't be joining in the fun because I'm already committed to Kismet for that timeframe.

Thanks for volunteering to be used. (I refer to volunteers as victims. Muahahahaha!)
And come on, you can put in an itty-bitty 700-word story, can't you? Hmm? :cattail:

Liar said:
Why did I read that thread title as "The CD Sex Change"?

Bwahahaha. Poor CD!

Liar said:
And yeah, I'll give it a shot. I need to have some kind of theme to start writing again. So it might as well be ducks.

Yay!

Jenny_Jackson said:
This is so perverted! Count me in

Great!

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

Weird Harold said:
You're just trying to restart the controversy over this song, aren't you?

<song>

just the first of many controversies and allegations of sexual deviency surroung Ernie.

Hehehe. I didn't even know that song. But now we have a theme song for our challenge!

Fallenfromgrace · Mar 11, 2008

My sister is derranged...

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

Fallenfromgrace said:
My sister is derranged...

Oh shut up and start writing the sexy rubber duckie story.

slyc_willie · Mar 11, 2008

This is really, perversely, tempting . . . :devil:

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

slyc_willie said:
This is really, perversely, tempting . . .

Oooh, so you're in? Yes?

Fallenfromgrace · Mar 11, 2008

damppanties said:
Oh shut up and start writing the sexy rubber duckie story.

ermmmm maybe, remember i lack in writting focus currently.

ps. it looks funny when my av is above yours...

cheerful_deviant · Mar 11, 2008

Fallenfromgrace said:
ermmmm maybe, remember i lack in writting focus currently.

Oh come on, you know I'm worth it.

slyc_willie · Mar 11, 2008

damppanties said:
Oooh, so you're in? Yes?

Good chance, I think, especially given the time frame

I'm thinking something involving a public pool . . . . :devil:

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

Fallenfromgrace said:
ermmmm maybe, remember i lack in writting focus currently.

ps. it looks funny when my av is above yours...

Come on! You can. With such inspiration, you can't not write.

I don't look at your av. chaste sisterliness. *whistles innocently*

cheerful_deviant said:
Oh come on, you know I'm worth it.

slyc_willie said:
Good chance, I think, especially given the time frame

I'm thinking something involving a public pool . . . .

Another one!! :nana:

slyc_willie · Mar 11, 2008

damppanties said:
Another one!!

I'm not saying yes, but I'm not saying no.

But it's a good chance, I think.

damppanties · Mar 11, 2008

slyc_willie said:
I'm not saying yes, but I'm not saying no.

But it's a good chance, I think.

That's ok. I'll keep poking you until you say yes then. :devil:

slyc_willie · Mar 11, 2008

damppanties said:
That's ok. I'll keep poking you until you say yes then.

Given your AV, I'd say the poking would go the other way.

Just-Legal · Mar 11, 2008

I forgot, if anyone wants to... ahem... use me, feel free.

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