Old 01-24-2013, 11:06 PM   #95101
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:46 PM   #95102
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HYE been sexually involved with someone 20 years older then you are?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:06 AM   #95103
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HYE been sexually involved with someone 20 years older then you are?
Yes

HYE been involved with someone 10 years younger?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 12:13 AM   #95104
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HYE been involved with someone 10 years younger?
No.

HYE been with someone famous?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:19 AM   #95105
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HYE been with someone famous?
Been with, lots of times. Had sex with only a couple of times.

HYE had dinner with a porn star?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:20 AM   #95106
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Been with, lots of times. Had sex with only a couple of times.

HYE had dinner with a porn star?
Not a professional one!

HYE wanted to be a porn star?
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Old 01-25-2013, 01:40 AM   #95107
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Not a professional one!

HYE wanted to be a porn star?
No.

HYE been on a television game show?
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:21 AM   #95108
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HYE been on a television game show?
Nope.

HYE given a blowjob (ladies) or fingered (men) someone while they were driving a car?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 02:23 AM   #95109
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HYE given a blowjob (ladies) or fingered (men) someone while they were driving a car?
Yes, yes I have!

HYE gotten honked at for doing said naughtiness?
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:30 AM   #95110
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HYE gotten honked at for doing said naughtiness?
Yes...

HYE wondered what made you do what you did?
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:29 AM   #95111
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HYE wondered what made you do what you did?
I'm quite clear in my motives, so no.


HYE lost something very valuable, and found it years later?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 07:59 AM   #95112
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No, but I have bought it back.

HYE had to be restrained from hurting someone that really deserved it?
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:01 AM   #95113
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HYE had to be restrained from hurting someone that really deserved it?
Physically restrained, no. Emotionally restrained yes.



HYE been in an actual physical fight?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 08:02 AM   #95114
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Not in a very long time. I'm very good at defusing angry people...except myself. And besides, everyone knows I carry.

HYE been followed in your car?
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Not in a very long time. I'm very good at defusing angry people...except myself. And besides, everyone knows I carry.

HYE been followed in your car?
I have. There are some sick individuals in this world, and it scared me to bits.



HYE had someone follow you all the way home?
 

Old 01-25-2013, 09:37 AM   #95116
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HYE found yourself dreaming of someone else while having sex with your s/o to the point you open your eyes and are disappointed?
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I have. There are some sick individuals in this world, and it scared me to bits.



HYE had someone follow you all the way home?
Yes, and I drove right by my house and to a police station.

HYE had your home broken in to.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:53 AM   #95117
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Yes, and I drove right by my house and to a police station.

HYE had your home broken in to.
Yes, home & car regularly (and even if they never found or took anything valuable it still sucks)

HYE caught anyone trying to break into your home? (I guess this would also cover a few of the above questions. That chucklehead won't be back anytime soon)
 

Old 01-25-2013, 11:07 AM   #95118
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Yes, home & car regularly (and even if they never found or took anything valuable it still sucks)

HYE caught anyone trying to break into your home? (I guess this would also cover a few of the above questions. That chucklehead won't be back anytime soon)
Yes... The sound of a pump action shotgun cocking is unmistakable. My dad cocked the gun and announced to the door that whomever it was trying to get in had been warned.

HYE wished for something on a star and gotten your wish?
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:20 AM   #95119
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Yes... The sound of a pump action shotgun cocking is unmistakable. My dad cocked the gun and announced to the door that whomever it was trying to get in had been warned.

HYE wished for something on a star and gotten your wish?
Yes...but I cheated (wasn't alone, and wished out loud. It did come true though, yay )

HYE wished for something out loud and the person you were with laugh with a "not in a million years buster, but thanks for the giggle" smile?
 

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Yes...but I cheated (wasn't alone, and wished out loud. It did come true though, yay )

HYE wished for something out loud and the person you were with laugh with a "not in a million years buster, but thanks for the giggle" smile?
No. lol...

HYE wished for something bad to happen to someone who "done you wrong" and then felt guilty when something bad did happen.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:49 AM   #95121
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No. lol...

HYE wished for something bad to happen to someone who "done you wrong" and then felt guilty when something bad did happen.
Yes that has happened.

HYE wished someone good and seen it happen with glee?
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HYE wished someone good and seen it happen with glee?
Yes, happily I have.

HYE had a car wreck that put you in the hospital?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:04 PM   #95123
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HYE had a car wreck that put you in the hospital?
I have had two car wrecks and missed visiting the hospital by the grace of god.

HYE been turned on by someone in a car wreck ?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:05 PM   #95124
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HYE wished someone good and seen it happen with glee?
Yes, but I've noticed there's typically a price to be paid with every wish no matter if it's good or bad.

HYE snuck into a friend's yard/home to surprise them with something?


LOL I just noticed how behind I am at answering... Darn you Max and Trouble!
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HYE snuck into a friend's yard/home to surprise them with something?


LOL I just noticed how behind I am at answering... Darn you Max and Trouble!
I have but at times people do not appreciate being surprised,

HYE lost your shirt on someone wanting to surprise you ?
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