Hi. I'm sure there are many women like me who would LOVE to talk as dirty as you want, but are married and can't use the phone for that sort of call. My husband and I (no, I'm not really royal) often ring each other if one of us is away from the house and talk very dirtily to each other as if we are strangers. This is a big turn-on for both of us. I love it and the dirtier the better. To do it with a real stranger would be so good. Good luck. J.