New Member Needs Help

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

I am new to literotica and I would love some advice. I recently recovered from an embarrassing surgery that fixed a physical condition of mine that had made me incapable of achieving erections for most of my life. I am now a 25 year old virgin with very little experience with women. I was told about Literotica by an (older woman) that is very close to me. She has encouraged me to learn how to treat a woman and gain confidence by showing my assets. I hope to hear from you soon.

December · Jan 28, 2008

Oh, this should be good. No way in hell a woman who cares about you one iota sent you to the GB with a problem like that.

Bert Notorius · Jan 28, 2008

Feeding frenzy?

Basia · Jan 28, 2008

December said:
Oh, this should be good. No way in hell a woman who cares about you one iota sent you to the GB with a problem like that.

I was just going to say the same thing.

great lover · Jan 28, 2008

She might have meant the AM PICS section.

Moanique · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
I am new to literotica and I would love some advice. I recently recovered from an embarrassing surgery that fixed a physical condition of mine that had made me incapable of achieving erections for most of my life. I am now a 25 year old virgin with very little experience with women. I was told about Literotica by an (older woman) that is very close to me. She has encouraged me to learn how to treat a woman and gain confidence by showing my assets. I hope to hear from you soon.

So you had a phimosis and you were circumcised. Enjoy your newly improved equipment.

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

Gb? Whats that? What do you mean by feeding frenzy?

Nott · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
I am new to literotica and I would love some advice. I recently recovered from an embarrassing surgery that fixed a physical condition of mine that had made me incapable of achieving erections for most of my life. I am now a 25 year old virgin with very little experience with women. I was told about Literotica by an (older woman) that is very close to me. She has encouraged me to learn how to treat a woman and gain confidence by showing my assets. I hope to hear from you soon.

Ask the old broad for a handjob, hopefully her handjobs are better than her advice.

Wok · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
I am new to literotica and I would love some advice. I recently recovered from an embarrassing surgery that fixed a physical condition of mine that had made me incapable of achieving erections for most of my life. I am now a 25 year old virgin with very little experience with women. I was told about Literotica by an (older woman) that is very close to me. She has encouraged me to learn how to treat a woman and gain confidence by showing my assets. I hope to hear from you soon.

I wish you luck!

Oh and try a bicycle pump.

December · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
Gb? Whats that? What do you mean by feeding frenzy?

Dude, hit the back button and try posting this in the am pics section. Believe me, unless you are an alt/troll and you already know what you are up against on the GB (general board), you won't survive a day here.

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

She is my stepmom and she cares alot for me. Why was it bad advice.

glynndah · Jan 28, 2008

Someone needs to actually welcome him. I guess that's my job this evening.

A welcome :kiss:

for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Peregrinator · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
Gb? Whats that? What do you mean by feeding frenzy?

General Board.

This place is notorious for its harsh treatment of new posters. Just take it easy and remember that it's only the interwebs.

great lover · Jan 28, 2008

Joaquin1975 said:
I wish you luck!

Oh and try a bicycle pump.

Doesn't work, unless you are inflating your tires.

IllinoisAngel · Jan 28, 2008

*diet coke spew*

bronzeage · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
I am new to literotica and I would love some advice. I recently recovered from an embarrassing surgery that fixed a physical condition of mine that had made me incapable of achieving erections for most of my life. I am now a 25 year old virgin with very little experience with women. I was told about Literotica by an (older woman) that is very close to me. She has encouraged me to learn how to treat a woman and gain confidence by showing my assets. I hope to hear from you soon.

Most 25 year old men have very little experience with women. I don't see how this is a handicap.

Wok · Jan 28, 2008

virilvirgin said:
She is my stepmom and she cares alot for me. Why was it bad advice.

Heh, something does not seem right.

Wok · Jan 28, 2008

Peregrinator said:
General Board.

This place is notorious for its harsh treatment of new posters. Just take it easy and remember that it's only the interwebs.

why do you always have to ruin everything?

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

glynndah said:
Someone needs to actually welcome him. I guess that's my job this evening.

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Thank you very much. I know I sound innocent, thats because I am. I just have a lot of pent up desire I hope to explore.

bronzeage · Jan 28, 2008

Joaquin1975 said:
Heh, something does not seem right.

The name is a tip-off.

great lover · Jan 28, 2008

Peregrinator said:
General Board.

This place is notorious for its harsh treatment of new posters. Just take it easy and remember that it's only the interwebs.

And to add to that, a name like virgin will attract all the sharks. Better off you change your name and come back as something else.

1hotbabe · Jan 28, 2008

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-11/1225544/newb.jpg

Welcome to the GB. Grow a thick skin you'll need it.

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

If I have to deal with shit to find some helpful women I will.

Diablo_Canadien · Jan 28, 2008

I give it a week before he starts posting about wanting to bone his stepmom

virilvirgin · Jan 28, 2008

I am very close with my stepmom. She raised me even when my Dad left us. We hide nothing.

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