Old 09-14-2014, 09:51 PM   #1
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Pesticide to treat a Maggot

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pesticide to treat a Maggot

newbie Maggot
cheap affair
stupid Maggot
simply idiot

loser Maggot
pest Maggot
pestino Maggotino
pathetic cretino



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  • Pauca sed matura (few, but ripe).
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Old 09-15-2014, 03:15 PM   #2
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I realize
you lost your balls a long time ago.

The one in my hand isn't yours.
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:22 PM   #3
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I realize
you lost your balls a long time ago.

The one in my hand isn't yours.
Do you often play catch with other peoples' balls?
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:23 PM   #4
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I don't have any of my own, silly.
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:28 PM   #5
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I don't have any of my own, silly.
I accept your premise.

Balls to the Wall then.
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:30 PM   #6
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I'll let bflagsst handle this one.

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pesticide to treat a Maggot


newbie Maggot
cheap affair
stupid Maggot
simply idiot

loser Maggot
pest Maggot
pestino Maggotino
pathetic cretino
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Doggerel and topical poems are a really difficult form and often completely uninteresting, unfunny.
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Old 09-15-2014, 08:00 PM   #7
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I wonder what cretino, maggotino rhymes with. I took you off ignore for 5 minutes and I already regret it.
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Old 09-15-2014, 08:07 PM   #8
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I wonder what cretino, maggotino rhymes with. I took you off ignore for 5 minutes and I already regret it.
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:01 PM   #9
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I wonder what cretino, maggotino rhymes with. I took you off ignore for 5 minutes and I already regret it.
Here Tsotha, just a suggestion
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:39 PM   #10
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Here Tsotha, just a suggestion
solo voy con mi pena
sola va mi condena
correr es mi destino
para burlar la ley
perdido en el corazon
de la grande Babylon
me dicen el clandestino
por no llevar papel.

pelegrino, clandestino,
pelegrino, clandestino,
pelegrino, clandestino,
marijuana ilegal!
pelegrino, clandestino,
pelegrino, clandestino,
pelegrino, clandestino,
la poesia es ilegal!


edited to add more (I fucking like this song)

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Old 09-20-2014, 03:55 PM   #11
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pesticide to treat a Maggot

newbie Maggot
cheap affair
stupid Maggot
simply idiot

loser Maggot
pest Maggot
pestino Maggotino
pathetic cretino



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Quotations by Carl Friedrich Gauss:
  • The total number of Dirichlet's publications is not large: jewels are not weighed on a grocery scale.
  • *
  • writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.
  • *
  • Pauca sed matura (few, but ripe).
and stealing a play from Magnetron's playbook

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This text (by Senna) is pure graphomania, or in plain language--this is junk.

I am talking about this garbage only in terms of art. In terms of someone's emotions this must be of great value, I guess. However, PF&D is supposed to be a poetry forum.
but has me wondering about Pesto Strips

silly maggot
that is linguine

and this ain't poetry
get the fuck off my food

I'm sorry due to some overly hidden arcane rule of Pesticide Poetry, which I failed to take notice of, I once again fail to see the greatness of this. However, due to my power of invisibility, Senna doesn't see me, and I can pull the one word substitution trick
newbie Senna
cheap affair
stupid Senna
simply idiot

so far so good, he didn't see

you look
simply stupid
with Henna
in your hair

didn't even set his lasers off
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Old 09-20-2014, 04:25 PM   #12
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Twelve a one, sienna jaws another.
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:06 PM   #13
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Twelve a one, sienna jaws another.
how long have you been here?
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Old 09-21-2014, 05:58 PM   #14
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how long have you been here?
I suppose, long enough to be innocent still.
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