Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Poetry Feedback & Discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 12-11-2016, 11:39 AM   #1
Piscator
Literotica Guru
 
Piscator's Avatar
 
Piscator is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 519
Anything but Christmas mini-snap contest - entries due Dec 20

Pull on your Scrooge hat and send me your meanest Anything but Christmas poem. Any form, non-form or uniform that's longer than 3 lines and 17 words is acceptable. Send your submissions to me by Dec 20 and I'll post on the Winter Solstice. Who wrote what will be revealed on Boxing Day (the day after Christmas for you Americans).
__________________
Piscator

Something's fishy here

Last edited by Piscator : 12-11-2016 at 12:04 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-11-2016, 11:56 PM   #2
AlwaysHungry
gadfly / bluesman
 
AlwaysHungry's Avatar
 
AlwaysHungry is offline
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Lost in cyber-space
Posts: 1,130
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piscator View Post
Who wrote what will be revealed on Boxing Day (the day after Christmas for you Americans).
I know about Boxing Day because my wife was raised somewhere in the Empire. But for a long time I thought it had something to do with actual boxing.
__________________
Now available at Smashwords.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-12-2016, 12:38 PM   #3
UnderYourSpell
Gerund Whore
 
UnderYourSpell's Avatar
 
UnderYourSpell is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 14,189
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysHungry View Post
I know about Boxing Day because my wife was raised somewhere in the Empire. But for a long time I thought it had something to do with actual boxing.
It was when servants were given gift boxes by their employers.
__________________

Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
Nil Caborundum illigitimi
Sestina slut
Annie submits
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-12-2016, 07:13 PM   #4
Hard_Rom
Northumbrian Skald
 
Hard_Rom's Avatar
 
Hard_Rom is offline
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Ontario
Posts: 9,505
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysHungry View Post
I know about Boxing Day because my wife was raised somewhere in the Empire. But for a long time I thought it had something to do with actual boxing.
Poor benighted bloody 'eathens!
__________________
Ah Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire
To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits -- and then
Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!

A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, -- and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness --
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!
One thing at least is certain--This Life flies:
One thing is certain and the rest is Lies;
The Flower that once is blown for ever dies.

Ah, make the most of what we may yet spend,
Before we too into the Dust descend;
Dust into Dust, and under Dust, to lie;
Sans Wine, sans Song, sans Singer, and -- sans End!

Omar Khayyam
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 11:45 AM   #5
Piscator
Literotica Guru
 
Piscator's Avatar
 
Piscator is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 519
Boxing Day used to be the big after-Christmas sale day but I think it has been eclipsed by the umbra of Black Friday from our neighbours to the South.
__________________
Piscator

Something's fishy here
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 11:47 AM   #6
Piscator
Literotica Guru
 
Piscator's Avatar
 
Piscator is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 519
Entries are trickling in, the first batch will be posted Dec 16, with later submissions added until Dec 20.
__________________
Piscator

Something's fishy here
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 01:45 PM   #7
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
Anything but Christmas? I've got a patent on all contests starting with Anything
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 01:58 PM   #8
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Quote:
Originally Posted by HarryHill View Post
Anything but Christmas? I've got a patent on all contests starting with Anything

Anyone But Harry Hill

Slipping in slush
tumbling for a spill
Onward I mush!
Mustn't be late for my fill
of eggnog toasts
giftly giving and off key caroling
while the presence of Christmas Ghosts
Futures, Pasts and Presents
invade my dreams of Butter cookie 'n' milk
and the North Poled nookie of Elven ilk
__________________
.
.


Last edited by Magnetron : 12-13-2016 at 05:54 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 02:02 PM   #9
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Not elk.

ilk.
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 02:09 PM   #10
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnetron View Post
Not ilk. elk.
[reported]
elf nookie mmmmm
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 04:44 PM   #11
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Happy Humbuggery To You
Happy Humbuggery To You
Happy Humbuggery To Yoo-oou
Get The Fuck Off My Doorstep
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 04:52 PM   #12
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Now, if I was John McClane from Die Hard
I'd gouge you in the eye
How?
with an icicle about yay-long
leave your carcass freezing in the yard
Do you like my Christmas song?
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:08 PM   #13
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Oh, tan-ned bottom
Oh, tan-ned bottom
How delightfully
I spanketh thee
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:11 PM   #14
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Deck the halls
with silicone balls and dildoes
Spunk right on the walls
Let the maid clean it up
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:13 PM   #15
barefootgirl69
🌹 His little one 🌹
 
barefootgirl69's Avatar
 
barefootgirl69 is offline
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Wherever He goes
Posts: 25,396
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnetron View Post
Oh, tan-ned bottom
Oh, tan-ned bottom
How delightfully
I spanketh thee
*laughing*

More please
__________________
Proud Playgrounder #369 - The ocean is just a puddle....
BFG's Hideout - stop in to chat

And though she be but little, she is fierce ~ Shakespeare


Some of My Favorite Threads:
Daddy's Little Girl * Men in Kilts * I Love a Hairy Chest



  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:49 PM   #16
Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
 
Magnetron's Avatar
 
Magnetron is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,853
Huddled like fetuses
beneath accumulating ashes
Lava Lava La
Kissing our asses goodbye

Raining hellfire
sulfuric noxious gasses
Lava Lava La
An unpleasant way to die

Christmas in Pompeii
Petrified, can't run away
Lava Lava Lava Lava La La La

From deep in the underground
comes a burning sensation
Lava Lava La La Lava La La
__________________
.
.

  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:51 PM   #17
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
Quote:
Originally Posted by barefootgirl69 View Post
*laughing*

More please
..
don't encourage him
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 05:54 PM   #18
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
... and the lava go,
gloopy, gloopy, ah, a
gloopy, gloopy, ah, o
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-13-2016, 11:50 PM   #19
UnderYourSpell
Gerund Whore
 
UnderYourSpell's Avatar
 
UnderYourSpell is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 14,189
He's an easy Lava ...........
__________________

Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
Nil Caborundum illigitimi
Sestina slut
Annie submits
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-14-2016, 10:02 AM   #20
Piscator
Literotica Guru
 
Piscator's Avatar
 
Piscator is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 519
Quote:
Originally Posted by UnderYourSpell View Post
He's an easy Lava ...........
Just go with the flow
__________________
Piscator

Something's fishy here
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-16-2016, 03:25 PM   #21
Ashesh9
Literotica Guru
 
Ashesh9 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 972
" Travis longed for the......." Is GM's style: i feel it was written by GM .....
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-16-2016, 04:19 PM   #22
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
They are up? Hi Ash !!
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-16-2016, 04:26 PM   #23
Ashesh9
Literotica Guru
 
Ashesh9 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 972
Thumbs up Greetings, Bro !

Quote:
Originally Posted by HarryHill View Post
They are up? Hi Ash !!
Hi Harry ! How're you doing ?
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-16-2016, 04:41 PM   #24
HarryHill
Wuzzy Fuzzy?
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 6,285
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashesh9 View Post
Hi Harry ! How're you doing ?
..
good, good, is it beautiful in Mumbai tonight? you can post on the other thread you know, I think your guess was right.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-16-2016, 11:26 PM   #25
Ashesh9
Literotica Guru
 
Ashesh9 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 972
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by HarryHill View Post
..
good, good, is it beautiful in Mumbai tonight? you can post on the other thread you know, I think your guess was right.
Mumbai is getting cooler in
December : we just saw Rogue One at a multiplex and Harry i've been posting stories at the BDSM, Sci-Fi and Erotic Horror threads.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:43 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.