Old 05-31-2015, 04:48 PM   #1
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Q: Who are you? Where do you come from?
A: I am a starseed from Vega.

Q: What do you do for living?
A:I wash corpses and I dig graves at night.I acquired an enviable degree of financial freedom by digging graves.

Q: And you write poetry?
A: It is a rumor.I didn't come across any.I am just kidding.I don't want be self evasive.I won the Wolt Titman poetry prize four times.

Q:How do you describe your work?
A:Good question.I write internally subjective and externally objective poems.Some of them have hypoethical traits.They are very hard poems. You have to go to Princeton to understand them.

Q:How do you write?
A:I write at night.I give frequent breaks.I devour large pizza slices.I watch porn.I play shooting games.I bang my current girl friend.

Q: What is your best attribute?
A: I am a chameleon.

Q: What cheers you up?
A: Juicy lucy burgers, beer and German sex farces.

Q: What bugs you the most?
A: Being an earthling.This planet rejects me.I am a spirit in exile.Guys in the Galactic Council punished me and caged me in a human form.As a spirit, this is my first visit and I hope it will be the last one.I don't want my spirit to be recycled in a human form again.That's why I never get married and I don't have any children.

Q: Do you hate women?
A: I hate ugly women.
Q:What attracts you to a woman?
A: Boobs and behind.

Q:Can we call you a misogynistic moron?
A:Oh c'mon! You are becoming impertinent.
Q:Should I be afraid?
A:There are lots of reasons for you to be afraid.I have powerfull friends.They will get you whacked.

Q: Do you have any future plans?
A: I want to open the first adult store on Mars.I have retirement plans to spend the rest of my life on
a small planet called Deserta.As you guess it is a desert like Arizona and has two moons.But beer and chicks are fine down there.

Q: What kind of music do you liste to?
A: Slayer.Nothing else.

Q:Would you share some wisdom with us?
A:Stay away from all kinds of intelectuall activity.

Q:Thanks for your time.It was nice to talk with you.
A:I know.Please don't do it again.
Q:Ok.

A:Now may ask a question?
Q:Sure.
A:Can you lend me 2 grands for a week?
Q:My ass!
A:You can not blame me for trying.

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Old 05-31-2015, 07:01 PM   #2
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There's a word missing on the penultimate line, and that's 10 seconds I'll never get back.
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Old 05-31-2015, 08:25 PM   #3
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There's a word missing on the penultimate line, and that's 10 seconds I'll never get back.
Q. 7 is a bit of a give-away, me thinks.
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Old 05-31-2015, 11:05 PM   #4
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There's a word missing on the penultimate line, and that's 10 seconds I'll never get back.
Did you mean: "What kind of music do you listen to?"

Oh, sorry, I forgot... you'll never get back

Lot's of other things are missing from the questionnaire, me thinks…but as Trist says, no 7 is a give-away.
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Q. 7 is a bit of a give-away, me thinks.
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Did you mean: "What kind of music do you listen to?"

Oh, sorry, I forgot... you'll never get back

Lot's of other things are missing from the questionnaire, me thinks…but as Trist says, no 7 is a give-away.
Why does he feel the need to mention it? Freud would have a field day.
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If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
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Old 06-02-2015, 02:53 PM   #6
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Q: Who are you? Where do you come from?
A: I am a starseed from Vega.
Q: What do you do for living?
A: I dig graves.
Q: And you write poetry?
A: It is a rumor.I didn't come across any.
Q: What is your best attribute?
A: I am a good liar.
Q: What cheers you up?
A: Fast food, beer and German sex farces.
Q: What bugs you the most?
A: Being an earthling.
Q: Do you hate women?
A: No comment.
Q: Do you have any future plans?
A: I want to open the first adult store on Mars.
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: Slayer.Nothing else.


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Old 06-03-2015, 05:42 PM   #7
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read it again...
thnx for the corrections.

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