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04-24-2013, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Honey, I am a total sausage expert  . I'm so good my butchers give me free sausages sometimes just so they can hear all about what I do with their sausages. <snerk>
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Ha ha - well then, I guess my sausage is safe in your hands 
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04-24-2013, 06:25 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Ha ha - well then, I guess my sausage is safe in your hands 
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Mmmm, safety is a relative term, but I'm sure you will enjoy the ride. 
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04-24-2013, 06:27 AM
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#80703
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Mmmm, safety is a relative term, but I'm sure you will enjoy the ride. 
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I certainly look forward to an unforgettable one 
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04-24-2013, 06:31 AM
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I certainly look forward to an unforgettable one 
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I always feel a well-handled sausage ... well, I'll just leave that sentence there, actually. 
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04-24-2013, 06:33 AM
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#80705
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I always feel a well-handled sausage ... well, I'll just leave that sentence there, actually. 
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I think my brain can come up with a number of delicious sentences here 
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04-24-2013, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by andy_charles
I think my brain can come up with a number of delicious sentences here 
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I find the delicious sausages available here very inspirational myself.
We have Thai sausages again today. I have some chilli and chocolate but they are in the freezer. They are a real boy's sausage! chilli and chocolate, LOL. I'm saving them for a day we get the motley crew of Blades round for tea. To eat tea, I mean.
Ah, I think I hear the sounds of the Fella emerging from Recovery Zone. He came in late from his 'meeting' with his drinking buddy, I mean senior colleague, and the presence of his breakfast muesli and sandwiches on the table when I returned from the schoolrun suggested he might be lurking about. (The Fella has eschewed sausage for breakfast in favour of muesli. Oh well, each to their own, Piglet and I try not to go "mmmm mmm!" too much when we snarf up our bacon and eggs.)
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04-24-2013, 06:47 AM
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#80707
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I find the delicious sausages available here very inspirational myself.
We have Thai sausages again today. I have some chilli and chocolate but they are in the freezer. They are a real boy's sausage! chilli and chocolate, LOL. I'm saving them for a day we get the motley crew of Blades round for tea. To eat tea, I mean.
Ah, I think I hear the sounds of the Fella emerging from Recovery Zone. He came in late from his 'meeting' with his drinking buddy, I mean senior colleague, and the presence of his breakfast muesli and sandwiches on the table when I returned from the schoolrun suggested he might be lurking about. (The Fella has eschewed sausage for breakfast in favour of muesli. Oh well, each to their own, Piglet and I try not to go "mmmm mmm!" too much when we snarf up our bacon and eggs.)
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Oh really? I find that with the eggs
Those sound amazing!! Ha ha - I'll gladly have his share of bacon and eggs
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04-24-2013, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by andy_charles
Oh really? I find that with the eggs
Those sound amazing!! Ha ha - I'll gladly have his share of bacon and eggs
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Oh well, if you are up for it you can have the Special Breakfast. I go to three butchers for that: sausages from the prize-winning sausage butcher near here, bacon from the one who cuts it not in skimpy slices with a machine but by knife in thick slabs, and the slices of black pudding, white pudding and spicy Tiger Bay pudding. If I'm in a really good mood, I'll do kidneys too. Laver bread is optional. I like a man with a good appetite.
LOL, 
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04-24-2013, 07:01 AM
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#80709
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Oh well, if you are up for it you can have the Special Breakfast. I go to three butchers for that: sausages from the prize-winning sausage butcher near here, bacon from the one who cuts it not in skimpy slices with a machine but by knife in thick slabs, and the slices of black pudding, white pudding and spicy Tiger Bay pudding. If I'm in a really good mood, I'll do kidneys too. Laver bread is optional. I like a man with a good appetite.
LOL, 
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Ooh...I am totally up for the special breakfast
A healthy appetite means a healthy... 
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04-24-2013, 07:02 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Oh well, if you are up for it you can have the Special Breakfast. I go to three butchers for that: sausages from the prize-winning sausage butcher near here, bacon from the one who cuts it not in skimpy slices with a machine but by knife in thick slabs, and the slices of black pudding, white pudding and spicy Tiger Bay pudding. If I'm in a really good mood, I'll do kidneys too. Laver bread is optional. I like a man with a good appetite.
LOL, 
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Rotter.
But if you could do for me one morning,
Fried tomato, two friend eggs (fried in butter, thank), ordinary sausages, a couple of mushrooms and some softy fried bread, followed by buttered toast and marmalade, all accompanied by some decent coffee, I'll be real pleased.
Meanwhile, I'll pass on the Thai food and so on, thanks.
Would you care for a lettuce leaf ?
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04-24-2013, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Rotter.
But if you could do for me one morning,
Fried tomato, two friend eggs (fried in butter, thank), ordinary sausages, a couple of mushrooms and some softy fried bread, followed by buttered toast and marmalade, all accompanied by some decent coffee, I'll be real pleased.
Meanwhile, I'll pass on the Thai food and so on, thanks.
Would you care for a lettuce leaf ?
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Actually - that sounds almost as awesome
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04-24-2013, 07:11 AM
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<sits down at the table in robe and slippers, looking expectant>
Sounds lovely. I'll just have a few rashers of bacon, some black pudding, the eggs scrambled, fried tomatoes and fried bread. And a big pot of English Breakfast. (No political or racial bias intended, that's what's on the packet).
Toast and marmalade can be elevenses.
Good morning, Naked People.
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04-24-2013, 07:11 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by andy_charles
Actually - that sounds almost as awesome
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Oh, I promise you it IS.
Sadly, though, I ain't allowed much of it ("Oh you can boil the mushrooms in the microwave" said one weight-watcher). "But tinned tomatoes are no problem".
I don't mind being careful what I eat fro much of the time, but this ProPoints thing is driving me insane.
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" Pest Control."
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" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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04-24-2013, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
<sits down at the table in robe and slippers, looking expectant>
Sounds lovely. I'll just have a few rashers of bacon, some black pudding, the eggs scrambled, fried tomatoes and fried bread. And a big pot of English Breakfast. (No political or racial bias intended, that's what's on the packet).
Toast and marmalade can be elevenses.
Good morning, Naked People.
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Good morning, gorgeous 
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04-24-2013, 07:16 AM
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Belle
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Good morning, gorgeous 
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Hey there, handsome.  ...don't you ever sleep?
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04-24-2013, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
Hey there, handsome.  ...don't you ever sleep?
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I think the question might be rather: "With whom?"

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" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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04-24-2013, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
Hey there, handsome.  ...don't you ever sleep?
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I've been known to dabble
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I think the question might be rather: "With whom?"

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Ha ha - good one 
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04-24-2013, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I think the question might be rather: "With whom?"

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HP, how naughty!
Is the tea ready? I'll wrap my mind around your question after a nice cuppa.
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I've been known to dabble
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You get by on much less sleep than I do. Such energy!
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04-24-2013, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
HP, how naughty!
Is the tea ready? I'll wrap my mind around your question after a nice cuppa.
You get by on much less sleep than I do. Such energy!
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Nah, he got it right
Passing you a nice hot cuppa
Lol, it will catch up on me eventually
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04-24-2013, 07:26 AM
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Belle
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Originally Posted by andy_charles
Nah, he got it right
Passing you a nice hot cuppa
Lol, it will catch up on me eventually
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<wonders which of the choices will catch up with Andy and sips tea>
Thank you. I needed that.
I slept better than I have it days but it left me groggy.
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04-24-2013, 07:27 AM
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Di! my dahlink! so good to see you again. Full breakfast by all means, and English Breakfast tea, of course.
So sorry, HP, got a bit carried away there. (Penitent smiley icon.) I will think of some less fatty delicious breakfasts. Meanwhile, let me have the lettuce leaf for that rabbit I'm going to stew for you in champagne and mustard later.  .
LOL, someone has just sent me a message saying 'please will youbread me a story', I presume he means roll it in breadcrumbs and deep fry it. Cooking and writing together! what more could one ask for.

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04-24-2013, 07:29 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
HP, how naughty!
Is the tea ready?
I'll wrap my mind around your question after a nice cuppa.
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Moi ?
There's a nice cup 'o' cha for you at you right. Sugar is in the bowl at need.
I don't do sweeteners; sorry. But some will be located for next time.
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04-24-2013, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
<wonders which of the choices will catch up with Andy and sips tea>
Thank you. I needed that.
I slept better than I have it days but it left me groggy.
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Oh, so many of them
You're welcome - I know, I get that from time to time too
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
LOL, someone has just sent me a message saying 'please will youbread me a story', I presume he means roll it in breadcrumbs and deep fry it. Cooking and writing together! what more could one ask for.

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Ha ha - sounds like something the Scottish would do - deep fry this Dickens
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04-24-2013, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by andy_charles
Oh, so many of them
You're welcome - I know, I get that from time to time too
Ha ha - sounds like something the Scottish would do - deep fry this Dickens
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LOL, yes I should offer him a Mars Bar with his story.
That reminds me that I must get onto your single malt whisky drinking lessons. You did see the nice stool we will have to fetch in here from the Humor thread; it's an essential pedagogical tool for these sessions.

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04-24-2013, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
LOL, yes I should offer him a Mars Bar with his story.
That reminds me that I must get onto your single malt whisky drinking lessons. You did see the nice stool we will have to fetch in here from the Humor thread; it's an essential pedagogical tool for these sessions.

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I'm looking forward to them 
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