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01-09-2012, 07:01 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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I do wish these tw@ts would go away with their stupid adverts.
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01-09-2012, 12:50 PM
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would-be omnigamist
voluptuary_manque is online now
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Maj, I think I preferred the previous AV.
Bear,
Can I interest you in a glass of Gewürztraminer ( a particular favourite of mine ) ?
I'm unfamiliar with Zinfandel.
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Gewurtz is good, especially on a warm summer's night.
I'm not surprised you are unfamiliar with Zinfandel. It's a oddity. It took over a century of sleuthing to figure out where the original vines came from (Croatia via Southern Italy) but they were planted in California in the 1850's. Wikipedia has an excellent history and explanation. It is the dominant variety in California.
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Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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01-10-2012, 06:20 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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I'll drink to that.
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01-11-2012, 05:27 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I'll drink to that.
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And I'll drink to you.
Cheers, HP. 
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination. 
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01-11-2012, 05:39 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
And I'll drink to you.
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Maj, darling,.
please don't over-do it. The other one was quite sufficient, please ? |
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01-11-2012, 05:51 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Maj, darling,.
please don't over-do it. The other one was quite sufficient, please ?
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My legs started to get numb in my other AV, HP. 
Besides I LOVE the sun! 
Cheers...
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-11-2012, 05:53 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
My legs started to get numb in my other AV, HP.
Besides I LOVE the sun!
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And the Sun just loves you, Maj,
but I still prefer the earlier AV. . . . |
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01-11-2012, 06:02 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
And the Sun just loves you, Maj,
but I still prefer the earlier AV. . . .
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I know you do, HP.
Not to avoid anything...would you care for a sweet and slow dance?
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-11-2012, 06:04 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
I know you do, HP.
Not to avoid anything...would you care for a sweet and slow dance? |
Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask . . . . |
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01-11-2012, 06:06 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask . . . .
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Oh HP...*SIGH*
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-11-2012, 06:07 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Oh HP...*SIGH*
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01-12-2012, 10:33 AM
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Green Goddess
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Sitting in the bottom of a ravine. Joy.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 10:37 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by SweetWitch
Sitting in the bottom of a ravine. Joy.
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Good to see you, Molly!
I'm off for a Naked nap...*YAWN*
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-12-2012, 12:31 PM
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Green Goddess
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Enjoy your nap.
The tow truck finally showed with winch cable. Took 60 feet of cable to fish my ass out of there, and the whole time I kept thinking, "People pay big money for a ride like that one was at Six Flags."
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 12:40 PM
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would-be omnigamist
voluptuary_manque is online now
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Damned black ice! How's the car? I'm presuming you're okay, snarky as ever?
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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01-12-2012, 12:53 PM
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Green Goddess
SweetWitch is offline
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Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
Damned black ice! How's the car? I'm presuming you're okay, snarky as ever?
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Black ice, hell! It was half an inch of white ice covered by 2 inches of drifting snow. I had to literally pry my fingers off the steering wheel when the car finally stopped moving. Then I tried to call someone on this new-fangled iPhone and my hands were shaking so bad, I couldn't operate the touch screen. Fucking phone. Some guy named, Chad, stopped and yelled down the ravine to see if I was okay. He's the one who called a tow for me. Then I sat for over an hour, called around about getting new tires and waved off several others who wanted to see if I was okay.
But wait, it gets better. I had called Joey to tell him I was in a canyon and to not worry if he heard about it on the police wires, so what does he do? He sends a cop. Not just any cop, mind you. He sends the sneakiest bastard available and the fool crept up on me. This is not a good thing to do to anyone with PTS. I jumped out of the car and took a swing at him. Nice, huh? Fortunately, he had good reflexes and my fist hit the car instead. Ouch.
Oh, and then he pulled out the cuffs.  I asked if we get foreplay first, while nursing my bruised hand. I thought he was insulted at first. Then he started laughing despite himself and asked why I tried to assault him.
I explained that the last time a guy claiming to be a cop sneaked up on me, I was kidnapped and beaten. Then I asked if my uncle sent him. He grinned and nodded and told me to get my ass back in the car.
Oh, but it gets better. Another guy pulled off to see if he could help, someone (driving too fast) sideswiped him and almost went into the ravine on top of me. The cop yelled at the fast driver, wrote tickets, cursed, shot me a dirty look and the tow truck finally showed.
Here's the fun part: I had to climb out of the ravine. That part was a blast. I landed on my face twice. Cold, bruised, wet and pissed off, I drove home instead of work when it was all done. What a grand day.
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
Last edited by SweetWitch : 01-12-2012 at 12:56 PM.
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01-12-2012, 01:14 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Molly,dear, I am sure that most of your readers will be delighted to discover you are not bent, even if the car is. You can add my name to the list
Can I arrange for a large glass of something to drink ?
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01-12-2012, 01:18 PM
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Green Goddess
SweetWitch is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Molly,dear, I am sure that most of your readers will be delighted to discover you are not bent, even if the car is. You can add my name to the list
Can I arrange for a large glass of something to drink ?
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Only if you make it to go Time to go to work The car is undamaged
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 01:26 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by SweetWitch
Only if you make it to go Time to go to work The car is undamaged
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thought:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rQEbQJx5Bo |
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01-12-2012, 01:55 PM
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Virgin
alwayswantin69 is offline
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Hey
Ill throw a naked party
Last edited by alwayswantin69 : 01-13-2012 at 12:01 AM.
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01-12-2012, 03:09 PM
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Green Goddess
SweetWitch is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
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Cute. Thanks.
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 04:06 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Molly, you have way more fun than the law allows. 
Glad you are safe and sound. Well, as sound as you usually are at any rate. |
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01-12-2012, 05:10 PM
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Green Goddess
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Molly, you have way more fun than the law allows.
Glad you are safe and sound. Well, as sound as you usually are at any rate. |
I'm just glad the cop had a sense of humor
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 08:03 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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I'm just glad the cop had a sense of humor |
Sense of humor? How could he not have with lines like, "Are we into foreplay now," when he got the cuffs out. |
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01-12-2012, 08:05 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Sense of humor? How could he not have with lines like, "Are we into foreplay now," when he got the cuffs out. |
If it were the LAPD, a sense of humor would mean they smile when they pistol whip you.
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