Old 04-10-2011, 09:01 AM   #71651
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That will begin once Molly arrives. She had to take her broom in for it's 50,000 mile check-up.
no; it is an "air craft" within the meaning of the Act, (or Title, Statute) and it is due it's 2000 hour service.
I hope she fills in the proper forms, or the Chief Fairy will not like it.
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:11 AM   #71652
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:30 PM   #71653
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Good evening, Bear.
Glass of Sanfandel, perhaps ?
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Old 04-10-2011, 06:40 PM   #71654
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Later, thank-you. Right now I'm just taking a quick check before heading back out to the shop. I'm making a wooden hand plane and can't afford to befuddle myself in any way.

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Old 04-11-2011, 10:05 AM   #71655
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I remember using them when I was in woodwork class at school.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:21 PM   #71656
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If you will indulge a pitiful bleat . . .
My series Rented Out has, for reasons I cannot fathom, received very high scores from the readers. In fact all but two of them have red 'H's' on them. It's very odd. Story #3 "The Women Have Plans" has a score of 4.78. Unfortunately, it only has nine votes. Could some kind person read it and vote, preferably highly? I'd really like the other 'H'. Votes, Scores and Comments are the only payment we get, after all--at least most of us.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:29 PM   #71657
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If you will indulge a pitiful bleat . . .
My series Rented Out has, for reasons I cannot fathom, received very high scores from the readers. In fact all but two of them have red 'H's' on them. It's very odd. Story #3 "The Women Have Plans" has a score of 4.78. Unfortunately, it only has nine votes. Could some kind person read it and vote, preferably highly? I'd really like the other 'H'. Votes, Scores and Comments are the only payment we get, after all--at least most of us.
Done and done; one can't have too many H's I always say.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:41 PM   #71658
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Done and done; one can't have too many H's I always say.
Oh, thank-you. The fourth story is a hopeless case so I don't mind but it was frustrating to be so close and yet so far away.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:57 PM   #71659
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Oh, thank-you. The fourth story is a hopeless case so I don't mind but it was frustrating to be so close and yet so far away.
Been there, done that. The first story in my 'Coming Clean' series bombed, the next five all bagged H's...go figure.
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Old 04-12-2011, 04:27 PM   #71660
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:14 PM   #71661
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:17 PM   #71662
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:49 AM   #71663
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Old 04-13-2011, 01:24 PM   #71664
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Old 04-13-2011, 01:46 PM   #71665
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:17 PM   #71666
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:56 PM   #71667
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Old 04-13-2011, 08:10 PM   #71668
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Old 04-13-2011, 10:17 PM   #71669
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I have read half of it, still waiting for the kids to go to bed to read the rest!
the second chapter is up, too, and the others have been submitted. I expect they're letting them out one each day.
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You poor, deluded bear--glynndah


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Old 04-15-2011, 12:26 AM   #71672
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Move over. I fucking hate doing taxes.
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:57 AM   #71673
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Look!

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It's Sweet Witch!

In tonight's episode it's Sweet Witch battling the Tax Monster!
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:14 AM   #71675
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In tonight's episode it's Sweet Witch battling the Tax Monster!
Oh, shut up.

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