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Old 05-03-2009, 07:46 PM   #51127
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Old 05-03-2009, 08:09 PM   #51128
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Old 05-03-2009, 08:30 PM   #51129
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I'm here too. Hi Di. How was your Sunday?

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Hi guys. How 'bout yours?
Tom! Come and keep me company on the couch. <pats seat>
Not bad. I caught up on my sleep. You?
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Old 05-03-2009, 08:48 PM   #51131
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Not bad. I caught up on my sleep. You?
<sits down> I had a fine day! Went swimming, played miniature golf and gorged myself on seafood. A local resident clued me in to a little dump I would have driven right past. Woot! The food was fabulous. No atmosphere and butchers paper tablecloths, but you can't eat atmosphere.
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<sits down> I had a fine day! Went swimming, played miniature golf and gorged myself on seafood. A local resident clued me in to a little dump I would have driven right past. Woot! The food was fabulous. No atmosphere and butchers paper tablecloths, but you can't eat atmosphere.
Too true. That's explains the happy grin.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:06 PM   #51133
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Too true. That's explains the happy grin.
Like a possum eatin' fish guts off a wire brush.

This place is really down home, but the folks are friendly, the weather's beautiful and the food's terrific.
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Like a possum eatin' fish guts off a wire brush.

This place is really down home, but the folks are friendly, the weather's beautiful and the food's terrific.
Sounds like here! So, how's your (mini) golf game?
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I've still got it. I won by 6 strokes. If it wasn't for that damn giraffe at the 10th hole it would have been by more.

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If I was doing that, probably. Hi Molly.
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Hah! They said that critter's made of fiberglass, but I swear it moved it's right rear leg and blocked my shot.

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I remember that one! Number 34 in the Kama Sutra 'The Coiled Serpent'.
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I must have a different translation. Mine says that #34 is the bull elephant and three cows.
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Isn't that the 'Three for the Jumbo' position? I think that works best in orgies.
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That sounds right but never having been in one . . .
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Hello Di, hello Tarakin!

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Been a rainy Bank Holiday Monday over here.

Still, got out to see the well dressing decorations yesterday.
Awwww, sorry about the weather, Beastie. I guess it's no fun to cycle in the rain.

Still, I'd take a rainy holiday over no holiday at all.
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Still, I'd take a rainy holiday over no holiday at all.
Well, it's traditional for it to rain on a Bank Holiday Monday.

This is the season for Bank Hols: Good Friday and Easter Monday, early May and late May. Then a gap until the August Bank Hol, then nothing at all until Christmas.

Fancy something from the bar?
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