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04-21-2009, 09:43 PM
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Blooming
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In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners were awarded many prizes and received great recognition.
Interesting enough?
Hi Tom 
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Interesting, sure. Not what I had in mind but they say be careful what you ask for.  And, hey, I'm doing the best I can on shoulders that feel like poured concrete.
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I understand cabbage is a favorite dish in Japan. Which would explain the contest.
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Anvils. <snerk> Do you work for Acme, Nero? That would explain so much! <giggles>
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Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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04-21-2009, 09:48 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Damn page bump. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
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04-21-2009, 09:48 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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I'm not complaining at all ... you're doing an excellent job on the shoulders 
And no anvils ... just big bags of kibble
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"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-21-2009, 09:54 PM
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Good evening....LOL..I love saying that...it's soooo vampirish!  |
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04-21-2009, 09:55 PM
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Blooming
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I'm not complaining at all ... you're doing an excellent job on the shoulders
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Thank you, sir. I try. 
Kibble. I can't make jokes about kibble. <sigh> Anvils were way funnier.
Hi, Tricia! How are you?
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04-21-2009, 10:00 PM
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Thank you, sir. I try.
Kibble. I can't make jokes about kibble. <sigh> Anvils were way funnier.
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I'm very well tonight.....wishing my hair would dry...it's very long and thick and sometimes it's a pain.
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04-21-2009, 10:02 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Good evening....LOL..I love saying that...it's soooo vampirish! |
Hi Trish
Wanna nibble my neck?
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Originally Posted by Dianthus45
Thank you, sir. I try.
Kibble. I can't make jokes about kibble. <sigh> Anvils were way funnier.
Hi, Tricia! How are you? |
Sorry 
I'll call and see if they can get some anvils on Friday's shipment 
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"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-21-2009, 10:03 PM
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Blooming
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I'm very well tonight.....wishing my hair would dry...it's very long and thick and sometimes it's a pain.
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Oooh, new avi. Nice!
I'm doing well, thanks. Starting to get sleepy and thinking of bed.
I have very thick hair as well and its a pain to dry. Going to bed with it still damp is not a good option, however.
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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04-21-2009, 10:05 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Hi Trish
Wanna nibble my neck?
Sorry
I'll call and see if they can get some anvils on Friday's shipment |
How about you nibble on mine? |
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04-21-2009, 10:08 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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How about you nibble on mine? |
We could take turns
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AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-21-2009, 10:09 PM
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We could take turns |
I'm agreeable to that |
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04-21-2009, 10:10 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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Ave all,
I won't be in much this evening. Got to go to Pet Smart and get the makings of a volcano model, like this one.
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Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-21-2009, 10:12 PM
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Ave all,
I won't be in much this evening. Got to go to Pet Smart and get the makings of a volcano model, like this one.
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Bear! Why are you manufacturing volcano's? |
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04-21-2009, 10:15 PM
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Beauty Queen From Mars
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Bear! Why are you manufacturing volcano's? |
Because one or more of his little geniuses wants to explode something and he wouldn't be VM if he didn't oblige !
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04-21-2009, 10:16 PM
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Beauty Queen From Mars
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We could take turns |
Can anyone get in on that? 
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...as far as I can see, the only difference between a dirty book with literary bits and a literary book with dirty bits is the order of the words.
-Rupert Smith, whose alter-ego is James Lear, is a novelist based in Britain.
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04-21-2009, 10:16 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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Bear! Why are you manufacturing volcano's? |
I'm supposed to give a demonstration lesson May 1st and that is science day. So, since our next science unit is volcanos (a very apt subject along with Ancient History and the fact that we're at a plate boundary), I thought it would be a bit of a 'Wow!' kind of thing. I'm sorry there isn't any video of it that I can refer to. The whole concept is terribly cool and Ian Saginor is a really helpful sort.
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Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-21-2009, 10:17 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by Dianthus45
You bet. Its your party...think they wouldn't stock what you like?
So, tell us something interesting... |
Nothing interesting to tell.
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How is everyone this fine evening? |
All's well. How are you, doll?
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Good evening....LOL..I love saying that...it's soooo vampirish! |
Hey, you.
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Ave all,
I won't be in much this evening.
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Good to see you.
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Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
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04-21-2009, 10:17 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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Because one or more of his little geniuses wants to explode something and he wouldn't be VM if he didn't oblige ! |
Well, yeah, there is some of that in there, too.
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Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-21-2009, 10:19 PM
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Because one or more of his little geniuses wants to explode something and he wouldn't be VM if he didn't oblige ! |
Hello Secret...how are you tonight?
Of course that's the reason...I just like his explanations. |
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04-21-2009, 10:20 PM
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Nothing interesting to tell.
All's well. How are you, doll?
Hey, you.
Good to see you.
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Hey Molly.....I like your new book cover and love the story. |
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04-21-2009, 10:20 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Can anyone get in on that? |
For you, certainly
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AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-21-2009, 10:21 PM
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Beauty Queen From Mars
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Hello Secret...how are you tonight?
Of course that's the reason...I just like his explanations. |
Hey!
I'm a little tired to be honest. Baby's been sick all day (again ) and I have to be up early. I'm trying to convince her that it's now bed time even though she's been sleeping all day and finally feeling better. But that's life... No rest for the moms... uh er I mean wicked!
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...as far as I can see, the only difference between a dirty book with literary bits and a literary book with dirty bits is the order of the words.
-Rupert Smith, whose alter-ego is James Lear, is a novelist based in Britain.
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04-21-2009, 10:22 PM
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Beauty Queen From Mars
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For you, certainly |
How you doing tonight Nero?
Come here and let me sit on your lap and tell me all about it!
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...as far as I can see, the only difference between a dirty book with literary bits and a literary book with dirty bits is the order of the words.
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04-21-2009, 10:23 PM
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Green Goddess
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Because one or more of his little geniuses wants to explode something and he wouldn't be VM if he didn't oblige ! |
Hey, you. Didn't see you sneak in.
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Hey Molly.....I like your new book cover and love the story.
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Thanks, doll. I have Joey working on the next cover right now. He's cooking up ideas left and right.
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~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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04-21-2009, 10:24 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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How you doing tonight Nero?
Come here and let me sit on your lap and tell me all about it! |
And give up this massage I'm getting
But you're more than welcome to come over here and sit on my lap
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