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02-25-2006, 01:21 PM
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Verbose
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How To Kill A Date In Four Words...
My mom's coming with.
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:25 PM
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Literotica Guru
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My mom's coming with.
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 Nothing says "baggage" more than that. Unless it was their ex... But damn that would make a really funny story ("My date with a lover and her ex-"). |
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02-25-2006, 01:27 PM
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Verbose
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"Wanna see something gross?"
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:27 PM
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Silver-Tongued Papist
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"Hi, I'm Rush Limbaugh."
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02-25-2006, 01:28 PM
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Silver-Tongued Papist
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"The sores are healing."
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02-25-2006, 01:28 PM
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Pining for San Fran
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"Don't mind the warts."
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02-25-2006, 01:28 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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Does this look contagious?
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02-25-2006, 01:29 PM
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Pining for San Fran
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"I'm on house arrest."
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02-25-2006, 01:31 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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I can see where you're coming from but it ain't necessarily true.....
I went on a date with a young lady once a good number of years ago... her mom was down because of boyfriend problems.... we took her along...
To make a long story short... I never had another date with the young lady but i did see the mom off and on for several years...
Really nice lady and i hope her daughter grew up to be just like her...
Hmmmm,
Maybe i need to see if i can find her... she might be worth the time now....
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02-25-2006, 01:33 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by BlackShanglan
"Hi, I'm Rush Limbaugh."
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No need to be gross..... |
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02-25-2006, 01:34 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Does this look contagious?
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Yes but it looks good on you.......   |
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02-25-2006, 01:34 PM
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Verbose
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"Is it in yet?"
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:38 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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Can I borrow $20?
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02-25-2006, 01:39 PM
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Verbose
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"You leave the tip."
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:41 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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Are you into wigs?
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02-25-2006, 01:44 PM
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Verbose
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Think I'll turn in.
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:45 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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I'm really a man.
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02-25-2006, 01:49 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Don't touch me! Ever!
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02-25-2006, 01:53 PM
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Verbose
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I am a Scientologist.
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 01:56 PM
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Bailing Out
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I am a Scientologist.
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Goody! I love 'ologists. |
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02-25-2006, 01:58 PM
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Professional Dreamer
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"Will you marry me?"
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Aurora Black
Dark, Passionate & Evil Erotica
(and the occasional sweet romance)
The capacity for passion is both cruel and divine.
~ George Sand (1804 - 1876)
Every action we take, everything we do, is either a victory or defeat
in the struggle to become what we want to be. ~ Ninon de L'Enclos
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02-25-2006, 02:02 PM
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Verbose
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Who's your hot friend?
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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02-25-2006, 02:06 PM
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Really Experienced
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"You may remain silent ..."
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02-25-2006, 02:07 PM
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Professional Dreamer
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Just got outta prison...
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Aurora Black
Dark, Passionate & Evil Erotica
(and the occasional sweet romance)
The capacity for passion is both cruel and divine.
~ George Sand (1804 - 1876)
Every action we take, everything we do, is either a victory or defeat
in the struggle to become what we want to be. ~ Ninon de L'Enclos
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02-25-2006, 02:08 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Your mom is hot!
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