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Old 12-29-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Welcome to my party. There are only 3 rules:

1. Take off your clothes and grab a drink.

2. No anger, pain or sadness.

3. Have a blast.

The past year has been hard on a great many. Let's take today to unwind, enjoy our blessings and revel in nudity and naughtiness. Hey, Santa's done for the year and is on vacation.

Vodka, anyone? Rum punch? There's a keg with no bottom in the corner and a drunken elf dispensing B52 shots at the fully-stocked bar. We have non-alcoholic beverages and hot cocoa. There are marshmallows to roast in the fireplace. The munchies are in the dining room, so help yourself.

Turn up the music, grab a partner and dance. Let's have some fun.
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Old 12-29-2007, 04:49 PM   #2
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Old 12-29-2007, 04:51 PM   #3
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Welcome to my party. There are only 3 rules:

1. Take of your clothes and grab a drink.

2. No anger, pain or sadness.

3. Have a blast.

The past year has been hard on a great many. Let's take today to unwind, enjoy our blessings and revel in nudity and naughtiness. Hey, Santa's done for the year and is on vacation.

Vodka, anyone? Rum punch? There's a keg with no bottom in the corner and a drunken elf dispensing B52 shots at the fully-stocked bar. We have non-alcoholic beverages and hot cocoa. There are marshmallows to roast in the fireplace. The munchies are in the dining room, so help yourself.

Turn up the music, grab a partner and dance. Let's have some fun.

I'm impressed ... nice job in here for such a short period of time

But I do have to ask ... where did you find the drunken elf
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Old 12-29-2007, 04:51 PM   #5
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Welcome to my party. You take rum don't you?
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Let me get suitably attired *looks for a nakey AV*
I'm doing the same.
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Welcome to my party. You take rum don't you?
Only to excess.



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Right, I'm ready. Bring on the Rum!
I got my martini. Rolph, the nasty little elf is bringing up the other drinks. We need to get some men in here.
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I' surprised the "naked" hasn't attracted them in already, actually
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*wandering in*
*stopping to read the rules*

Oh dear...am I up for being cyberly nude? *glances about the room* Well, I will be soon, I'm sure with company like this.

Hi there! *wave* *stops at the bar for a vodka and Coke*


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*wandering in*
*stopping to read the rules*

Oh dear...am I up for being cyberly nude? *glances about the room* Well, I will be soon, I'm sure with company like this.

Hi there! *wave* *stops at the bar for a vodka and Coke*



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There's a line already? Well, duh, of course there is, silly. *slipping into line*

Are we drawing numbers or what?



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I got my martini. Rolph, the nasty little elf is bringing up the other drinks. We need to get some men in here.
I've been here since post 3 ... thanks darlin'
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I lurrrve exhibitionists!
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An Emperor! We have A Royal party, now!
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ROLPF ... get the Lady and her gentleman a drink please.

And I'll have a vodka rocks while you're over there
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Oh dear...am I up for being cyberly nude? *glances about the room* Well, I will be soon, I'm sure with company like this.

Hi there! *wave* *stops at the bar for a vodka and Coke*


Vodka with coke? Well, Rolph. You have your orders.
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And you're looking maaaah-velous, darlin'
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