Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread

Homburg · Dec 7, 2007

Well, the Bitch™ was asking for it, wasn't she?

So, now that we've had a chance to address my Cock at length, here is your chance to advance deep, probing questions into matters you all have been quivering know about, directly from the source.

Without further ado, may I present to you the Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread...

Netzach · Dec 7, 2007

Dude, don't you know?

You do not question pussy. It's off before it's on, man.

graceanne · Dec 7, 2007

DB? Who's better, you or Homburgs cock?

chauderlos · Dec 7, 2007

(This thread reminds me of some '70s porn flick whose title I can't remember right now, in which the main character had a speaking cunt)

Tell me, o mighty DB's Cunt™, if You had teeth, would You bite, and if yes, what would You bite?

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

graceanne said:
DB? Who's better, you or Homburgs cock?

If you have to ask, it's not worth me answering.

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

Homburg said:
Well, the the Bitch™ was asking for it, wasn't she?

So, now that we've had a chance to address my Cock at length, here is your chance to advance deep, probing questions into matters you all have been quivering know about, directly from the source.

Without further ado, may I present to you the Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread...

*roll eyes* I should have known better...

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

Netzach said:
Dude, don't you know?

You do not question pussy. It's off before it's on, man.

i'm afraid that Netzach's wit is getting lost in the translation here. so - what's the joke that i'm missing?

HB1965 · Dec 7, 2007

DB's Cunt™ tell me the great secret of the universe

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

chauderlos said:
Tell me, o mighty DB's Cunt™, if You had teeth, would You bite, and if yes, what would You bite?

My Cunt™: Well, dicks of course. Or so goes the myth.

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

HornyBabe1965 said:
DB's Cunt™ tell me the great secret of the universe

My Cunt™: 42

Nace78 · Dec 7, 2007

DeservingBitch said:
If you have to ask, it's not worth me answering.

May be missing something but i'll take a pair of sexy legs over a cock any day of the week

DeservingBitch · Dec 7, 2007

Nace78 said:
May be missing something but i'll take a pair of sexy legs over a cock any day of the week

My Cunt™: dude, are you sure you know what a cunt is? I assure you that I don't have legs - sexy or not.

Nace78 · Dec 7, 2007

DeservingBitch said:
My Cunt™: dude, are you sure you know what a cunt is? I assure you that I don't have legs - sexy or not.

Yea i know what a cunt is that's the thing i like licking and rubbing, but i was talking about your av

Netzach · Dec 8, 2007

DeservingBitch said:
i'm afraid that Netzach's wit is getting lost in the translation here. so - what's the joke that i'm missing?

DB's Cunt - I was working based on my experience that cunt is a lot tighter-lipped and inscrutable as compared to cock. But maybe you are a friendly ambassador of cunt for the masses. Wow, what an opportunity!

HB1965 · Dec 8, 2007

DB's Cunt™

What will you be doing for Christmas?

Essene · Dec 8, 2007

Oh I was so waiting for this!

DB's cunt, paper or plastic?

Thanks,

PM

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

HornyBabe1965 said:
DB's Cunt™

What will you be doing for Christmas?

My Cunt™: Freezing. I hear that DB is bringing us to her hometown, in buttfuck nowhere up north in Quebec.

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

Pantomime_Muse said:
Oh I was so waiting for this!

DB's cunt, paper or plastic?

Thanks,

PM

My Cunt™: sillicone.

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

Netzach said:
DB's Cunt - I was working based on my experience that cunt is a lot tighter-lipped and inscrutable as compared to cock. But maybe you are a friendly ambassador of cunt for the masses. Wow, what an opportunity!

My Cunt™: hmmmm... yeah, sure. I'm the Great Ambassador of Cunt.

Me: does that make me a whore?

HB1965 · Dec 8, 2007

DB's Cunt™

Have you ever considered being someone else's cunt?

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

HornyBabe1965 said:
DB's Cunt™

Have you ever considered being someone else's cunt?

My Cunt™: Not really. There's been moments when I questioned DB's jugement regarding what she will let come/cum inside me, but she's gotten much better at making those calls in the last years. All things considered, she's taking quite good care of me.

Me: What lack of jugement? I don't recall you complaining!

My Cunt™: Oh come on! Do I have to remind you of that guy with the tiny peepee that you...

Me: Nope. No need to bring this up here.

My Cunt™: *giggling* That poor boy. He's probably into little-cock humiliation now after what you told him.

Me: I said no need to talk about this here. Done.

Netzach · Dec 8, 2007

DeservingBitch said:
My Cunt™: Freezing. I hear that DB is bringing us to her hometown, in buttfuck nowhere up north in Quebec.

Cunt - are francophone girls better, as a rule?

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

Netzach said:
Cunt - are francophone girls better, as a rule?

My Cunt™: yep. They're not as uptight and prude as anglo girls, so from a Cunt's perspective, they're much more fun. And the french accent helps to get some action. Always a good thing.

Luna_Wolf72 · Dec 8, 2007

Cunt~ Any ideas for convincing my s/o to give my cunt a proper shave..I hate doin' it myself...

DeservingBitch · Dec 8, 2007

Luna_Wolf72 said:
Cunt~ Any ideas for convincing my s/o to give my cunt a proper shave..I hate doin' it myself...

My Cunt™: You're the Top? If so, tell your s/o to do it, plain and simple. You're the bottom? Mention casually how having someone else shave your pussy is scary and something that will never happen unless someone takes advantage of you while you're bound and helpless. Should work.

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