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DeservingBitch

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Since he's playing false modesty and all, I'll start the thread for him. So go ahead:

Ask Homburg's Cock™ the question you've always wanted to ask.
 
No, no, really, it's not false modesty, it-

My Cock: No appreciation of glory! It is good to see that I am getting the attention I am due. Ask, and I shall hold forth.



(DB, I love you to death, but remind me to hurt you if we ever meet face to face, okay? :kiss: )
 
Homburg said:
(DB, I love you to death, but remind me to hurt you if we ever meet face to face, okay? :kiss: )
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My friend, there are a lot of guys who would kill to have me give that much attention to their cock. You should feel special.
 
Hommy's Cock...Does Hommy treat you well? Does he take care of you like he should?
 
I don't mean to hijack this auspicious thread - but who started this whole TM trademark business. Who is the trademark fan who started this?
 
DeservingBitch said:
My friend, there are a lot of guys who would kill to have me give that much attention to their cock. You should feel special.
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This is true. Likewise there are many women who would love to have me hurt them. As I should, and do, feel special, so should you.

My Cock paid me $5 to say that. I'm not going to ask where that fiver came from. Or where it was stored.
 
intothewoods said:
Lol, thanks DB. No, seriously, who on this board started that! I have to know, for personal reasons. :p
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The first time I saw it used was by CM.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Hommy's Cock...Does Hommy treat you well? Does he take care of you like he should?
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My Cock: Good question! I like your avatar. Tell me more about your breasts. Better yet, show them to me!!

The question. Answer the question.

My Cock: Yes, your question. Relatively well. I do not like all of the time spent driving. It restricts my flow to be compressed like that. The attention is good. I get a goodly amount of sex, though more is better.

I need to sleep some time, ya selfish bastard.

My Cock: Take more vitamins and drink some coffee, nancy boy. You and your sleep...

Look here...

My Cock: And would it kill you to land one goddamned goth chick? One?!?

*sigh* Next question, please.
 
Homburg said:
This is true. Likewise there are many women who would love to have me hurt them. As I should, and do, feel special, so should you.

My Cock paid me $5 to say that. I'm not going to ask where that fiver came from. Or where it was stored.
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My question to your cock is this ... what did you do to earn that $5? :)
 
Maybe your cock has a money belt?

I kinda like this thread.. as I'm fascinated by the cock...

Hmm first off.. just why is it that the tip stays so velvety soft while the rest of you gets hard.. and does it offend you that I just called it soft??

/grin
 
My Cock: Enough with the threadjack! Speak to me or begone!

Lit is a Free Speech zone. People can post what they want.

My Cock: MY Thread, MY rules.

Actually, it is DB's thread. She started it.

My Cock: In honour of ME. To glorify ME. Thus it is my thread!

Ahem, she tends to "honour" cocks with CBT.

My Cock: .....

Yes?

My Cock: I am perusing her ampics thread. Touch me or be silent. The time for speaking is over.

...
 
Cock: what will I be opening under the tree on the 25th? I want to know. Thanks. - N.
 
JupitersGirl said:
My question to your cock is this ... what did you do to earn that $5? :)
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My Cock: I have fans. I call them 'worshippers'. Some have been free with their blessings, and leave offering at my mighty base. We will not speak of storage.

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EmpressFi said:
Hmm first off.. just why is it that the tip stays so velvety soft while the rest of you gets hard.. and does it offend you that I just called it soft??

/grin
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My Cock: I am a complex organ. You find the texture pleasing because I will it so! It is much like a pitcher plant's sweet smell and colour. The head is so attractive as to make it impossible for you to not su-

Okay, that's enough outta you. Next question!
 
the captians wench said:
Is it wrong that i am totally drooling now because of this thread...in a couple of different ways?

:eek:
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My Cock: No. It is righteous that you salivate over Me. And on Me. In fact, you sho-

Next question! Please!
 
Dear wise and all knowing Hommy's cock, what should I do with the rest of my evening?
 
Homburg's Cock™, there's this really cute goth thing that I'm playing with, and I'm wondering... well, nothing really. I just wanted to mention that there's this really hot cute chick with really nice boobs and a gorgeous spankable ass that I really like to play with.
 
Dear Hommy's cock..does it frustrate you when he doesnt let you finish speaking??
 
Homburg said:
My Cock: No. It is righteous that you salivate over Me. And on Me. In fact, you sho-

Next question! Please!
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Oh, you mean I should.....*bends down and whispers inaudibly*


:devil:
 
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