Hottest scene you've never tried!

OK, I don't usually post about particular experiences because I don't want to feel like I'm bragging, but this I just can't resist.

Of all the super sophisticated, expensive and difficult forms of play out there, I'd be willing to bet this is one no one here has tried.

Laser play!!!

There is a gay couple that live in my building that I'm pretty close with. They sell medical lasers used for tattoo removal, hair removal, skin rejuvenation and micro-dermabrasion. They were talking about how one of the lasers they sell is used to tighten the skin around the vagina and anus and my sub and I asked if we could give it a try.

I spent the next half-hour or so using a $250,000 medical laser on my sub's naughty bits.

Obviously, this wasn't technically "play", but TENS units and Violet Wands weren't invented for that purpose either.

The machine is a box about the size of a large computer tower with a reticulated arm that basically works like a pen laser on steroids. It fires in bursts as long as you hold down a pedal and feels like...... getting a tattoo maybe?

Way fun.

Okay, you win.

Yup, pretty much TOV there. Wow.

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Homburg said:

Yup, pretty much TOV there. Wow.

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What's TOV?

Quint said:

Showoff. By the way, you didn't say if lo was tighter afterwards.

Hrmm. I shall be racking my brain (and with luck, other parts) to try to match that experience. Although the price tag will be hard to compete with, admittedly.

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Woah, nice av.

I'm opening this topic up to submissions of any rare form of play. I don't expect to be bested, but it would only increase my honor if there was a little healthy competition.

Not sure if she was actually tighter, but everything did have a rosy glow.

Marquis said:

What's TOV?

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Total.
Overwhelming.
Victory.

In other words, high praise. Bravo.

Yeah, no that's pretty out there.

You know those oscillating 'saws' hospitals use to remove plaster casts? They buzz through the cast but won't cut the skin? Well this ex nurse once tried it on her naughty bits while bored on a night shift and it hurt so good I collapsed. Had to pretend that I cried out because of my 'fall' but found and excuse to go experiment with some handy bandage gagging my mouth later on.

Very intense but solo play is never as good as when I'm with a partner, no matter what the toy.

i don't want to try it but i'd love to watch!

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Chicklet said:

i don't want to try it but i'd love to watch!

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It's a total battle of wills to keep the thing against your skin because your reflexes react against such a strong buzz on such sensitive spots. Wish someone had been there to top me with it but alas...

I am such a deviant.

VelvetDarkness said:

You know those oscillating 'saws' hospitals use to remove plaster casts? They buzz through the cast but won't cut the skin? Well this ex nurse once tried it on her naughty bits while bored on a night shift and it hurt so good I collapsed. Had to pretend that I cried out because of my 'fall' but found and excuse to go experiment with some handy bandage gagging my mouth later on.

Very intense but solo play is never as good as when I'm with a partner, no matter what the toy.

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The medical field has all the coolest toys.

Marquis said:

The medical field has all the coolest toys.

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Damn straight. You should see some of the goodies I left with. Trust me, there are no other perks to the job so I kinda felt entitled.

I really wanted one of those thingies so I could do casts on people without worry about getting them out - mondo bondo fun.

NOW you tell me - the fun that I could have added on! Man.

I bought a 15" wooden ruler for $1.99 today. I brought it home and it fired my gal up so bad we had an impromptu "bad student trying to get her grades raised" scene in the middle of the day. Hawt.

Does it compare to a quarter mil worth of laser? Nah, but it still left her a quivering mess with a bright pink ass. I'm cool with that =)

Marquis said:

Laser play!!!

Way fun.

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Let go, Luke...Trust the Force!

*LMAO*

Marquis said:

Laser play!!!

Way fun.

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I used to bullseye womp rats back home in my T-38 using one of those!

VelvetDarkness said:

You know those oscillating 'saws' hospitals use to remove plaster casts? They buzz through the cast but won't cut the skin? Well this ex nurse once tried it on her naughty bits while bored on a night shift and it hurt so good I collapsed. Had to pretend that I cried out because of my 'fall' but found and excuse to go experiment with some handy bandage gagging my mouth later on.

Very intense but solo play is never as good as when I'm with a partner, no matter what the toy.

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On a closed course with a professional driver. Kids - don't try this at home with Daddy's table saw!

*LMAO*

Netzach said:

I really wanted one of those thingies so I could do casts on people without worry about getting them out - mondo bondo fun.

NOW you tell me - the fun that I could have added on! Man.

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Oh yes, you completely missed out. Sorry.

Homburg said:

I bought a 15" wooden ruler for $1.99 today. I brought it home and it fired my gal up so bad we had an impromptu "bad student trying to get her grades raised" scene in the middle of the day. Hawt.

Does it compare to a quarter mil worth of laser? Nah, but it still left her a quivering mess with a bright pink ass. I'm cool with that =)

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Psssshhhh, "ruler".


*spoken in a hawty, high-pitched German accent with an aristocratic whine*

Dat is sooo nice, I remember my first spanking.

Marquis said:

Psssshhhh, "ruler".


*spoken in a hawty, high-pitched German accent with an aristocratic whine*

Dat is sooo nice, I remember my first spanking.

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Can't get near a quarter mil, so I figured I'd go back to basics, y'know? Begin at the beginning, and all that.

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Can't get near a quarter mil, so I figured I'd go back to basics, y'know? Begin at the beginning, and all that.

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I just recently had the pleasure of feeling a ruler used on my ass. Does the job quite nicely. I'm just really thankful he remembered to remove the metal page ripper thingy off the ruler beforehand.

staciliv said:

I used to bullseye womp rats back home in my T-38 using one of those!

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I nearly pissed myself laughing. I never saw this coming.

Holy shit.

I don't know which is more distracting - the idea of playing with a pen laser on steroids, or Quint's new av. Thanks for sharing, both of you!

With regard to the scene, I have nothing that comes close in terms of $$$ and novelty. The best I could offer, such as it is, would be a tale from almost three decades ago.

For a brief time, I dated a woman from a ridiculously wealthy family. Her parents lived in a house with two separate staircases between the first & second floor, one main kitchen and two smaller ones, an indoor pool, a ballroom, a library, a reading room, a game room, a sun room, a sitting room and private bath for each bedroom - i.e., all kinds of opulent and unnecessary nonsense.

She was housesitting for her parents when I visited that home for the first time. As she showed me around, she asked what I thought of it. I said I thought it would be an incredibly awesome house for a game of hide & seek.

This clearly wasn't the response she was expecting. She gave me a bemused smile, saying: "You're a funny guy, Jack."

I responded: "Perhaps so, but my comment was straight up. Wanna play?"

Of course, some games are more fun with a wager. So the deal was - she would hide, and if I found her within a certain period of time, I could have my way with her in the manner of my choosing. If I failed to find her in time, we'd go skinny dipping in the pool.

In the interest of fair play, I did mention that hunting and chasing games tend to bring out my inner savage guy to a very considerable degree. She gave me another one of those bemused little smiles, and scurried off on her way. (We had known each other long enough to have had sex, but not long enough for her to really get to know me, clearly.)

I found her hiding in the back of her Daddy's absurdly large walk-in closet. I could smell her perfume from the doorway, and the only place she could be was standing at the end of a long row of suits.

So one by one, I picked up each fine, tailored suit and tossed it on the floor of the closet. At the end of the rod, a gentleman's hanging bag obscured her body. I slid it slowly out of the way, enjoying the screech.

The expression on my face clearly unnerved her. She gave a brief, nervous half-giggle and asked: "What are you going to do?"

"Take you on top of that pile of your father's suits, of course."

"You can't do that!"

A pregnant pause ended when I turned to the shelf on the opposite closet wall, and started tossing cashmere sweaters top of the pile on the floor. When she grabbed my arm in an attempt to stop me, I twisted hers behind her, pulled her head back by the hair, and growled in her ear: "I did warn you about hunting games. Down you go."

Then I pushed her down on top of the clothes, and pounded her from behind.