Old 05-10-2017, 04:46 AM   #1
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How do I post a story?

Sorry to ask this of you but how do I frigging post a story. I have spent an hour going thru this website and can't figure it out. I am logged in. It wouldn't seem to be that difficult but I can not crack the code.
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Old 05-10-2017, 05:13 AM   #2
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Sorry to ask this of you but how do I frigging post a story. I have spent an hour going thru this website and can't figure it out. I am logged in. It wouldn't seem to be that difficult but I can not crack the code.
Not here... [I guess I shouldn't even reply here - sorry about that...]

When you log into your Literotica account, at the 'My Home' page,
https://www.literotica.com/my/#/activity/all
you'll find the icon with 'New Story' on top of that page. It all speaks for itself.

If you have more questions, allow 'Private Messages' - that's easier to communicate.
http://forum.literotica.com/profile.php?do=editoptions

And check Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ): Submissions
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The new story link is at the top of the page.
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:00 PM   #4
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Sorry to ask this of you but how do I frigging post a story. I have spent an hour going thru this website and can't figure it out. I am logged in. It wouldn't seem to be that difficult but I can not crack the code.
Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.
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Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.
Nice, but that's not for beginners. On the other hand it gets the story posted more quickly, bypassing the usual acceptance time.
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Old 05-11-2017, 08:58 AM   #6
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Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.
The human entrails aren't a problem. I'll just whip some before they're disposed of. I'm worried about the gunpowder ingredients tho. DHS might catch me and put me on ICE.
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The human entrails aren't a problem. I'll just whip some before they're disposed of. I'm worried about the gunpowder ingredients tho. DHS might catch me and put me on ICE.
On the plus side, it would be a great opportunity for a Mr. Freeze pun.

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Okay, I confess, I’m confused now… I think I might have misunderstood the question…

I thought I gave some sensible answers, but all the other replies make me wonder if there was more to the question than that caught my eyes.

- Some clarification for the beginning of my first reply, which might seem strange… Originally, the question was posted in The Sticky Thread: Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY). That’s why I started with

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Not here... [I guess I shouldn't even reply here - sorry about that...]
I had some further conversation with tsar7, and I thought the problem was solved, but now I honestly can't crack the code of

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Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.
I like playing games, but can you please give a hint?
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[Foghorn Leghorn]It's a joke, son.[/Foghorn Leghorn]

To the OP, uh, don't actually kill a dog or do any of that other stuff. (I mean, do what feels natural, I'm no censor, but that will not get your story posted on Literotica. Just do what Ruben said.)
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[Foghorn Leghorn]It's a joke, son.[/Foghorn Leghorn]

To the OP, uh, don't actually kill a dog or do any of that other stuff. (I mean, do what feels natural, I'm no censor, but that will not get your story posted on Literotica. Just do what Ruben said.)
Now you tell me. I just got the icebox filled with entrails to take home. Everybody kind of looked at me but hey, they're not dripping much and they're in a big ziplock below the lunch bags so what's the problem I ask you?
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Old 05-11-2017, 02:04 PM   #11
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[Foghorn Leghorn]It's a joke, son.[/Foghorn Leghorn]

To the OP, uh, don't actually kill a dog or do any of that other stuff. (I mean, do what feels natural, I'm no censor, but that will not get your story posted on Literotica. Just do what Ruben said.)
Foghorn Leghorn... Right...



Not the first thing that came up when googling 'Ogun' and 'dog'...

I might not be qualified to frown upon this - after all, I've written several times (only briefly, not too detailed, to my defense) about slaughtering chickens and sheep - yes, we all have our kinks ... - but pulling living dogs apart, without the objective of eating them afterwards... not my cup of coffee...

But then, if that feels natural... who am I to judge.
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