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Old 08-03-2014, 05:01 PM   #1
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so i know this might be a strange request

Hi, I'm new to this whole thing.

Looking for hot young female literotica writer for specific request.
PM me for more info.
I am willing to make a potentially valuable exchange in return for a good well written story/stories.
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Old 08-03-2014, 06:09 PM   #2
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Hi, I'm new to this whole thing.

Looking for hot young female literotica writer for specific request.
PM me for more info.
I am willing to make a potentially valuable exchange in return for a good well written story/stories.
Wow, Uncle Jessie's career is really fading if he is advertising on lit

Wondering why they have to be female? Or is the valuable exchange something only suited to a female

Just so you know, more than few "hot female writers" here are male.

But seriously, you might have better luck in the story idea forum.

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Old 08-03-2014, 06:39 PM   #3
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willing to exchange hundreds of dollars of unopened vintage 90's full house merchandise.
every season on dvd, t-shirts, etc...

jk:P
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Old 08-03-2014, 06:49 PM   #4
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Sorry. I'm female, but that's about as much as I bring to the party.
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Old 08-03-2014, 07:50 PM   #5
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willing to exchange hundreds of dollars of unopened vintage 90's full house merchandise.
every season on dvd, t-shirts, etc...

jk:P
Throw in a signed picture of you and the Crypt Keeper from your tales of the crypt episode and I will find you that author.
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Old 08-03-2014, 07:58 PM   #6
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Now, see, people MIGHT have bought the premise that you were looking for someone to immortalize your fantasies in timeless prose if you had left out that "hot young female" part.

Really. At least you didn't specify bra size too.

If anybody responds affirmatively to this, you might want to take a peek into the panties before falling in love, if you know what I mean. Unless of course you are entirely without prejudice.
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Old 08-03-2014, 10:48 PM   #7
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Here goes another one of those
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Old 08-04-2014, 04:35 AM   #8
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A little internet info....

1. There are only 13 females that go anywhere near the internet and then only with highly photoshopped pictures they post for all the crazy men to drool over.

2. any "hot female" responding to requests like this are most likely homophobic men

3. Nothing on the internet is true

4. Any response you get is from a 12 year old boy and will most likely be a sarcastic troll response

5. The NSA are the only true users of the internet and even though they think they are spying on you, they are actually spying on each other.

6. everything, and I do mean everything, you read on the internet is a lie.

Good luck.
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Old 08-04-2014, 07:15 AM   #9
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I can't define myself in any appropriate way to qualify for this job. Certainly, I'm not young and I haven't been hot since my last menopausal flash faded. I wouldn't ever count myself among the 13 [sic] vestal virgins Zeb predicts will visit here. Hell, he makes me think I may not even be a woman.

I can take heart that my fantasy would receive better responses. If I posted a request for a suave baritone to read erotic stories to me while I eat chocolates and work my Rabbit to death, my inbox would quickly fill up. (I get offers for such without making a request)
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Old 08-04-2014, 07:30 AM   #10
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I can take heart that my fantasy would receive better responses. If I posted a request for a suave baritone to read erotic stories to me while I eat chocolates and work my Rabbit to death, my inbox would quickly fill up. (I get offers for such without making a request)
Sorry. I'm not a baritone. I'm a bass tending towards Basso Profondo.
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Old 08-04-2014, 08:13 AM   #11
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Sorry. I'm not a baritone. I'm a bass tending towards Basso Profondo.
Deeper can be better
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Old 08-04-2014, 08:57 AM   #12
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I can't define myself in any appropriate way to qualify for this job. Certainly, I'm not young and I haven't been hot since my last menopausal flash faded. I wouldn't ever count myself among the 13 [sic] vestal virgins Zeb predicts will visit here. Hell, he makes me think I may not even be a woman.

I can take heart that my fantasy would receive better responses. If I posted a request for a suave baritone to read erotic stories to me while I eat chocolates and work my Rabbit to death, my inbox would quickly fill up. (I get offers for such without making a request)
I'm a baritone. My 8th grade music teacher used to always yell at me for trying to sing tenor. "You have a lovely baritone voice, don't ruin it by trying to sing above your scale," she would always tell me.
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Most eighth graders that I remember were still capable of soprano which is why a 17-year-old high school graduate swept me off my feet.

I didn't mean to hijack this thread but even a passing joke about a fantasy has brought me more offers than the OP. I have half a quartet lined up to serenade me. Add in Josh Groban and Frankie Vale and I don't care who takes the lead.
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Old 08-04-2014, 09:36 AM   #14
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I'm a baritone. My 8th grade music teacher used to always yell at me for trying to sing tenor. "You have a lovely baritone voice, don't ruin it by trying to sing above your scale," she would always tell me.
I used to be a treble, and for one school production I was an understudy for one of the Three Little Maids in Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado.

The producer was worried that he might actually have to use me. Why?

I was much taller than any of the other soloists including the male roles. I was a Rugby Forward, and even at that age I was large. Fortunately I didn't have to take that role. I became the Mikado's Executioner instead - a non speaking role carrying a large axe.

I can't reach the high notes of a bass without straining my voice but I was useful in providing depth in a choir's bass line.
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Old 08-04-2014, 09:51 AM   #15
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This used to be my party song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvyJZoqzw-8
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Old 08-04-2014, 04:59 PM   #16
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Wow, Uncle Jessie's career is really fading if he is advertising on lit

Wondering why they have to be female? Or is the valuable exchange something only suited to a female

Just so you know, more than few "hot female writers" here are male.

But seriously, you might have better luck in the story idea forum.
LOL!! You said everything I was thinking. After this guys UPSís the DVDS he shows up & kills the hot female Litt author.
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Old 08-04-2014, 09:05 PM   #17
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You should try SusanJillParker, supposedly a hot, female author in Lit

I'm sure Freddie will appreciate the DVDs and all

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