Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List

[ScouriesWorld]

October 1st, 2011
ScouriesWorld Headquarters
Miami Beach, Florida

By appointment from:

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

ScouriesWorld

In association with:

the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (AI.R.)

presents:

The Most Excellent Order of the LITEROTICA Vote Getter
- ALL-TIME MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

12 STORIES
5000+ VOTES

92 STORIES (12+81)
2000+ VOTES

295+ STORIES (12+81+ )
1000+ VOTES

CATEGORIES THAT HAVE 1000+ VOTE STORIES
ANAL
BDSM
EROTIC COUPLINGS
EXHIBITIONISM
FETISH
FIRST TIME
GAY
GROUP SEX
HOW TO
ILLUSTRATED
INCEST
INTERRACIAL
LESBIAN
LOVING WIVES
MATURE
MIND CONTROL
NON CONSENT
NON HUMAN
ROMANCE
SCI-FI

9 “KNIGHTS of the ORDER”

36 “OFFICERS of the ORDER”

104 “MEMBERS of the ORDER”

32,358”Daddy", I Whispered scouries I
18,777"Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries I
16,628 Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling brodosist I
8883 Service TryAnything I
7486 Hindsight rgjohn A
6443 Cheerleader TryAnything
6277 Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T I 6409 nov
6046 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear I
6009 Laura's Vineyard ronde M
6127 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica FT

5766 Two Pregnant Moms…and Sis scouries I
5340 Words on Skin PacoFear I
4786 My Virgin Sister samslam I (old)5755 nov
4805 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 01 miss_honeypot I
4997 Katie's Massage bilbo181 LW
4129 Divorced Brother & Sister Holiday brandybuck ILL
4127 Valentine Siblings scouries I
4483 Colleen Texas Refugee I
4074 The Private Party Snake138 LW
4228 How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ BatsandGlamour HT
3692 The Accidental Nudist Cabin Tx Tall Tales LW

The Most Excellent Order of the LITEROTICA Vote Getter

KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER


Bobby T
brodosist
M-Y-Erotica
PacoFear
rgjohn *
ronde
scouries *
TryAnything *
Wm_Sexspear *

OFFICERS OF THE ORDER


alwayswantedto *
BatsandGlamour
bilbo181
boxlicker101
Brandybuck
Cat5
Chicago Bob
Couture
Dirty Slut
Dolma Kalem

Dunstable
en_extase
Furrybert
Jake Marlow
Jthserra
Mad Mike
Many Feathers (aka TheSandman)
MaxSebastian
Masterhypnotist *
miss_honeypot

Mr Creator
nikki_2021
RedEmerald
samslam
silkstockinglover
Slickman *
Snake 138
SteamyChik
strickland83
Tawny T

TexasRefugee
the_last_high
TheScribe
Tony88888
Tx Tall Tales *
youbadboy *

[ScouriesWorld]

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

The boss (what a man!) has had quite a few of his stories go over the 1000 vote mark since my last update. Here are two more:

Milky Maine Christmas

Rod’s Sisters

by

scouries

[ScouriesWorld]

MEMBERS OF THE ORDER


Ahabscribe
Albatross
Alex De Kok
ANNE240
AnonSky
Awlni
BBC
bartok_star
Bearlee (and Dawn)
BeautyInDarkness

Biskit
bob03567
Britease
builder216
C.C. Rider
ChaseyMason
cheerful_deviant
clarkroberts
D.C. Roi
DG Hear

damonX
Daniellekitten
DanielQSteele1
Darlene B Sweet
dezurtdawg
doc87123
dr_mabeuse
*** deleted ***
EldridgeinOO
Elianna

emma_sub
Erlikkhan
fantasy69
ffarkus
GraniteBob
greek goddess
Green_Gem
Harddaysknight
HLD
HornyHubbie

Hotknight
HotLisaG
Hot Sister
huedogg
Hullo nurse
Inwardbound
Jake Lost
Jaz Cullen
Jennifer01
Jigs

jtmalone70
Just Plain Bob
Kala25
KillerMuffin
klrxo
L.A. Wicker
LeoDavis
Lindat817
Longhorn_ 07
Lothario the Great

Mentalcase
MindFiend
MLyons
Natalie Nessus
NemesisGB
NerfHerder
Nigel
nightshadow
ohio
Otisb

Orie
Pdrye
qqnforyou6
quinn rogan
rpsuch
RainierWriter11
Rambler
randomencounter2003
RedJohnny
Rehnquist

Rockandroller
S_Des
sachiaiko
sarahhh
Scorpio44
sexual improve
Shale
Sir_Nathan
Slnovak
slowMINE

Stanb
StangStar06
Stefan_J
Stories by Jake
Stormbringer
Sweetsubsarahh
Thecod
The_shadow_rising
Ton8ty
Wiintermute

Wishfulthinking
Xyster
yesplease8
ZuzusPetals

[ScouriesWorld]

Sam Prefers Daddy

Sam Prefers Daddy Dad claims his daughter from her husband.
4.68 1000 237826 Incest/Taboo (English) 10/12/05
Public Comments: 25

[ScouriesWorld]

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

As many of you know we no longer list every story that receives 1000 votes. Due to the new and improved voting system many more stories are achieving this total and so we now only post 2000+ vote stories.

However we will continue to post the names of authors who have had a story hit the 1000+ vote mark. They are now members of the order. Here’s another three members:

Slirpuff

ZexWizzard

Please join with me in welcoming these authors

[SuperHeroRalph]

Scouries, being that I'm leaving, being that I just posted my last story, I figured you're the one that I'd ask first.

Now, I've already checked with Laurel and she said it's okay to do this. She said she would transfer the ownership of the Green E to you, should we negotiate a fair price, along with the certificate that included the Green E serial number.

I know you would sell your soul, give me a thousand virgins, and offer Gabby to me to have uninterrupted sex with your blow up doll but, in real mony, American dollars, and not that fake currency that you imagine that Literotica pays you for your stories...

How much would you give me for my Green E?

You realize, of course, that this isn't just any Green E. It's an authentically certified BostonFictionWriter Green E. I was able to grab it from around his neck, just before he swam with the fishes, if you know what I mean.

Of course, you realize that this is a circa 2007 Green E and the older they are the more valuable they are.

Much like copper, Green E's have a beautiful patina that ages like fine wine.

I'm offering you the rights to buy the Green E first. The Green E comes with the Green E baseball cap, Literotica's Green E satin jacket, Green E key fob, and the Green E gold chain, should you want to wear the Green E around your neck.

No doubt, you'd be the envy of your London neighborhood.

I will accept gold, of course.

Before I take my Green E to E-Bay and sell it to the highest bidder, make me an offer that I can't refuse.

[sr71plt]

There might have been some meaning to your dying-swan farewells if you hadn't already posted that you'd just be changing alts with the New Year.

[SuperHeroRalph]

Originally Posted by sr71plt

There might have been some meaning to your dying-swan farewells if you hadn't already posted that you'd just be changing alts with the New Year.

Are my words set in stone? Have I signed a contract with Literotica that once I post something on the forum board that it must be true and adhered to? Have I not lied in the past? I am BostonFictionWriter, you know. Everything that I write is...fiction.

Is it that you'll miss me? Is it that you love me and don't want me to leave? Sorry, but I'm not a gay man. I'm not even a bi-sexual man. I'm a heterosexual man. Please stop pining after me. You can't have me. I belong to someone else, a woman.

My plan is to disappear from the site. I've decided to hang up my keyboard. Never (sniff, sniff) is when I'll write another story. I'm done, finished. It's over, I tell you, it's over. I'm through with writing.

I'M NOT COMING BACK!

After some soul searching, after extensive research, I decided to take up basket weaving at the home for retired Literotica writers. Literotica has a home, just outside of Boston, in the ghetto.

I plan on spending the rest of my days there weaving baskets. Perhaps, you'd like to buy a basket from me for a loved one for the holidays. Of course, I won't have a basket made and ready, until next Christmas. Tell me, what size basket would you require for that big head of yours?

I don't know if I have the materials to make a basket the size of a pickle barrel, but I'll try.

Anyway, my days here are over. By the time you read this message, I'll already be on the bus and gone to Literotica's home for retired writers. You'd be surprised who is there. And I'm not talking about kittens....Purrrfect.

Oh, I almost forgot. What's your favorite color and give me your initials so that I may monogram your basket for you.

Thank you for all the kindness you have paid me in the past and there is no truth to the rumor that I'll be putting a deadly snake in your basket that will bite you in the ass, as soon as you open the cover. That's just crazy. Stuff like that only happens in the movies. What are the odds that a deadly snake will bite you in the ass? Actually, knowing you, you'd probably enjoy the experience.

Oh, and by the way. I told you already. How many times must I tell you? My Green E is not for sale to you. I realize, of course, that you've bought you Green E's from others on the board, which is why you have so many, but I refuse to sell you my Green E. Sorry.

Now, if Scouries buys my Green E and if you negotiate with Scouries and buy it from him, well that's out of my control. Besides, I won't even know about it, as I'll be at the home for Literotica's retired writers. They don't even have a computer there. They just have fingerpaints and crayons. I can't wait.

Bye. Oh, by the way, I left you a roll of quarters to that you can ride that airplane at the supermarket, while pretending that you're a real pilot.

Don't crash like you did the last time, falling off the ride. Hold on tight and wear your helmet. Have a good life. Ta ta.

[sr71plt]

How can I contemplating missing you when all indications are that you're not going anywhere--just changing alts?

You obviously have no control over what you say or do.

[ScouriesWorld]

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

The boss (what a man!) has had quite a few of his stories go over the 1000 vote mark since my last update. Here are two more:

Leprechaun Ch 2

Cured for Christmas

by

scouries

[TxRad]

Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD and his major Alt Jacqui who is replacing that other alt that got banned for spamming.

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts. Yes, this is another of his made up lists so he can be associated with the good writers on this site.

[BradleyWin]

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

[VinnyFromGerman]

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

[ScouriesWorld]

Yearend will soon be upon us. And of course we’ll soon be issuing an updated final 2011 list.

If one of your stories has so far not been recognized, or if you’d like the comment/vote numbers of one of your stories updated, please let me know within the next seven days. Either here on this thread , by email or by IM.

Thanks and have a great holiday.

[ScouriesWorld]

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

As many of you know we no longer list every story that receives 1000 votes. Due to the new and improved voting system many more stories are achieving this total and so we now only post 2500+ vote stories.

However we will continue to post the names of authors who have had a story hit the 1000+ vote mark. They are now members of the order. Here’s another three members:

Vulcez

FrancisMacomber

JammyJimmy

Please join with me in welcoming these authors

[ScouriesWorld]

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

As many of you know we no longer list every story that receives 1000 votes. Due to the new and improved voting system many more stories are achieving this total and so we now only post 2500+ vote stories.

However we will continue to post the names of authors who have had a story hit the 1000+ vote mark. They are now members of the order. Here’s another three members:

VarianP

LadySherotica

Please join with me in welcoming these authors

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by ScouriesWorld

Hi, its Jacqui again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

As many of you know we no longer list every story that receives 1000 votes. Due to the new and improved voting system many more stories are achieving this total and so we now only post 2500+ vote stories.

However we will continue to post the names of authors who have had a story hit the 1000+ vote mark. They are now members of the order. Here’s another three members:

VarianP

LadySherotica

Please join with me in welcoming these authors

That's only two.

And how come Dark isn't on your list? Didn't his stocking stuffer story get over 2k? And what about rejectreality? 2k and Silkstockinglover had one as well over 1k as a matter of fact, I had one go over 1k this month.

Very inaccurate this list is.

[Darkniciad]

You didn't notice that he changed it from 2000 to 2500 since his last post?

He just keeps moving the slide rule, and of course, his own stories get plugged, regardless of vote totals, while he simply uses the author's name on everything else to boost hits on his threads when people are searching for authors who can actually write.

As to his list, a short list of my own. Things I'd rather do than be on one of his lists:

Get 100,000 paper cuts on my face.
Spend eternity eating shards of broken glass.
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two.
Clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue.
Jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks.
Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue.
Dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades.
Eat the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk and wash it down with skunked Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

by or inspired by Weird Al and the AVGN *laugh*

[Turniphead]

I know I'm a newbe but I just have to ask...

Has Scouries been dropped on his head or is he just a retard?

Please help...

[sr71plt]

Yes. (As you can see from JacquiO's last post, he's even challenged to count up to three.)

[Darkniciad]

I like to call that a Tootsie Pop quandary.

The world may never know.

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Darkniciad

You didn't notice that he changed it from 2000 to 2500 since his last post?

He just keeps moving the slide rule, and of course, his own stories get plugged, regardless of vote totals, while he simply uses the author's name on everything else to boost hits on his threads when people are searching for authors who can actually write.

As to his list, a short list of my own. Things I'd rather do than be on one of his lists:

Get 100,000 paper cuts on my face.
Spend eternity eating shards of broken glass.
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two.
Clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue.
Jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks.
Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue.
Dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades.
Eat the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk and wash it down with skunked Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

by or inspired by Weird Al and the AVGN *laugh*

I love that song, its on the one of his DVD's as well.

[ScouriesWorld]

That's only two. And how come Dark isn't on your list? Didn't his stocking stuffer story get over 2k? And what about rejectreality? 2k and Silkstockinglover had one as well over 1k as a matter of fact, I had one go over 1k this month. Very inaccurate this list is.

Yes lovergirl that was only two. How observant! Unfortunately when I made the second of the two posts I inadvertently forgot to change the three to two. Surely I’m allowed one small error?

You should reread post #964 my dear lady. We ask authors to advise us if they believe they should be on the list. We no longer seek out 1000+ vote stories. However, if I stumble across one I’ll acknowledge it as I did in my two latest posts.

Silkstockinglover you ask? I’d suggest you check out post #935 and #946! You clearly haven’t been studying this thread very carefully!

Are you applying for membership? If so please send me the details – story name, votes received, etc. – and I’ll submit it to our 1000+ Vote Club verification committee. We’d be delighted to hear you’ve qualified. Members of course are all invited to our Annual Dinner and Awards ceremony which this year will again be taking place in South Beach in late February.

To date only three authors (and their ALTS) have been caught cheating and had their stories removed from consideration. We prefer to keep these names confidential – even though they’ve been caught cheating we don’t feel it’s up to the Club to out them. Why advertise their dishonesty? We prefer to ignore them.

Have a Happy New Year young lady! And why not make a resolution to be a more positive influence on LITEROTICA. Why not take the scourian path?

[ScouriesWorld]

You didn't notice that he changed it from 2000 to 2500 since his last post? As to his list, a short list of my own. Things I'd rather do than be on one of his lists:

Report a false and misleading contest number list…
Create two ALTS…
Write three dishonest posts…
Make four more inaccurate graphs…
Kiss MANU’S dick five times…
Clean all six bathrooms in the palace...
Write seven non-human stories…
Vote eight times on every one of my stories every day for a month…
Let the QUEEN bum fuck me with a nine inch strap-on…

Oh god I wish I was a member of the club!!!!

An attempt at comedy from darkboy? How delightful! And welcome. Perhaps he is starting to see the scourian light. Perhaps 2012 will be the year he rejects the darkside, finally rejects the dishonesty and lack of integrity that has been his norm over the last five years.

Is dawn approaching for this poor deluded boy? Let’s all pray for it.

And yes the bar does rise over time. We at scouriesworld believe that this list should be selective – that only the truly great stories should be highlighted. Of course we also want to encourage the newcomers – which is why we still award memberships to 1000+ vote garnering authors.

[ScouriesWorld]

Turniphead?


Alts from texas? Or the upper peninsula? Or are these virginian alts?

Can’t these ALT makers do better than this? Heck, it’s almost 2012 for crying out loud...