Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List

[PAUL C]

incest and loving wives. is that really where the votes lie?

have i wasted the last 12 years?

that is depressing.

all i wrote for was aclaim and money.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

incest and loving wives. is that really where the votes lie?

have i wasted the last 12 years?

that is depressing.

all i wrote for was aclaim and money.

I write for the money and the dirty pictures the women send.

[PAUL C]

six post in one day. the most i have ever made. i think i had better lie down.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

six post in one day. the most i have ever made. i think i had better lie down.

You also started a thread this week. Maybe a nap is in order.

[PAUL C]

i have noticed texas on a map.

[PAUL C]

do women actually send pics, (dirty), to writers they like?

I have never got any.

depression or whisky?

more depression or more whisky?

more whisky. what was the alternative?

[PAUL C]

I liked TawnyT as well.

and it saddened me when Killer went into her Monestry as well.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

i have noticed texas on a map.

From where I sit, Texas is the map.

Originally Posted by PAUL C

do women actually send pics, (dirty), to writers they like?

I have never got any.

depression or whisky?

more depression or more whisky?

more whisky. what was the alternative?

Enough so that i had to set up several folders to keep track of them.

Depression or whiskey? Is that like the chicken or egg thing?

I'm a happy drunk so more whiskey and less depression. That is until the whiskey runs out.

More like, what was the question?

This is about as much civil conversation as a scouries thread has ever seen.

[bronzeage]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

do women actually send pics, (dirty), to writers they like?

I have never got any.

depression or whisky?

more depression or more whisky?

more whisky. what was the alternative?

It happens.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by bronzeage

It happens.

Whiskey or dirty pictures?

Good to see ya again.

[PAUL C]

how do you all find so much to say.

i'm nearing 400 in 9 years and I am feeling exhausted.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

how do you all find so much to say.

i'm nearing 400 in 9 years and I am feeling exhausted.

Lots of friends, flirting, and bullshit. Not necessarily in that order.

[PAUL C]

apparently my eye has just focussed on my bottle. it is a Bourbon with an E.

not sure what my other eye was doing.

i usually drink Scotch. no E.

but this says it is Bourbon from Kentucky.

the accountant in me worries over production costs, shipping costs, wholesalers costs, distribution cost and retailers mark-ups and wonders that it costs $18 a bottle. £12.57.

but it is working its wonder and should I really ask for more?

well. one more maybe.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by PAUL C

apparently my eye has just focussed on my bottle. it is a Bourbon with an E.

not sure what my other eye was doing.

i usually drink Scotch. no E.

but this says it is Bourbon from Kentucky.

the accountant in me worries over production costs, shipping costs, wholesalers costs, distribution cost and retailers mark-ups and wonders that it costs $18 a bottle. £12.57.

but it is working its wonder and should I really ask for more?

well. one more maybe.

I drink Jack Daniels Whiskey. The black label from Tennessee. To tell the truth, I don't worry to much about the price, just about how much money I have and what size bottle i think I need. I also hope the two amounts jive right.

If I can't afford the bottle I think I need, I blame it on the Government and high taxes on luxuries. Whiskey is not a luxury in IMHO it is a necessity of life.

They have already taxed me into stopping smoking but I'll start making my own whiskey before I give that up.

[PAUL C]

sudden burst of energy.

but working back from the selling price here of £12 whatever.

then it must cost about a $1 a bottle to produce. and how much of that is the label.

i suppose it is like taking a woman out. the end price can be much greater then the ...

i left that to excite comment.

once, long ago I asked all the ladies to discribe an orgasm from their side. we hear the grunts and groans. the holding of breath. the clenching around our cocks.

but i thought it would be good to know what the woman actually felt. to have read some of the discriptions of a woman cumming on here as written by some of the male writers the best they had experienced was their own hand.
it was interesting. some described clitoral stimulation cums. some vaginal. some tit and nipple and a few, private, anal.

but none mentioned whisky.

[scouries]

QUOTE i agree with Killer, as in many things, the voices have been getting louder also. but is this a non-sensical, my spelling, second whisky, after the wine, attempt at something serious. or frivalous. old english spelling. or is this, perhaps, the most important thread ever started on this site. if only Laurel hadn't lost my cassette tapes of my other stories and poems in her move.. the answer may be in them. or is it a load of twaddle?...

six post in one day. the most i have ever made. i think i had better lie down….

…I liked TawnyT as well. and it saddened me when Killer went into her Monastery as well.

Oh jesus, not another of miss muffins old boyfriends.

First heavystick, then dixielee, now old paul. How many of these weirdoes is she going to send over here?

No wonder she entered a monastery and is now surviving on bananas…

james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

[KillerMuffin]

You don't get pix of nekkid women in your inbox, Paul? You really should. We Yanks really love a Hottie McHottie accent. I've only gotten one nekkid woman pic in my inbox. It was a mistake on her part, but you brag about what you get, I suppose.

[PAUL C]

never, not one.

what did you do during your years in the wilderness? you were gone a long time.

Hi, its Gabby again,

ScouriesWorld

in association with this wonderful site run by

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

is pleased to announce that we’ve found another new 1000+ VOTE story, our 233rd. Okay I know he jumped the gun and announced it himself but it’s not official until yours truly gets involved. So, without further ado,

Sam Gets Married

Yup my handsome boss has done it again. For like the twenty-fifth time!

scouries

And he’s got even more cumming...

Gabriella L.
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

[scouries]

QUOTE what did you do during your years in the wilderness? you were gone a long time.

Well Paul it’s a sad story!

The lovely miss muffin spent over five years (2004-9) living in the wilds of New Jersey with the one time author DixieCLee.

I know, I know… it sounds pretty pitiful. And in fact it was worse than it sounds. Can you imagine spending hour after hour, day after day, listening to the ego driven pontifications of dixie lee?

Just think, that pretty little rear end the plaything of LITEROTICA’S most narcissistic personality? It just boggles the mind.



Fortunately, due to a ScouriesWorld intervention team, she’s been rescued from her plight and now is residing in a care facility on South Beach. She’s been spending the last months studying the works of yours truly and appears to be slowly regaining her wits (although there have been relapses).

I’m predicting she’ll soon be writing again. Please send her your prayers.

james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

[TxRad]

Scouries talking about someone else's ego driven pontifications is like a Mac Truck yelling about a Volkswagen.

[PAUL C]

killer's rear has always been a source of great fascination.

probably one of the best on the site.

and her pistol isn't bad either.

[KillerMuffin]

Been hanging out with homework, getting myself all degreed up. I've got more time these days, at least until mid-terms and the back end of the semester show up. How've you been? Other than without the quality feedback you richly deserve?

[PAUL C]

no pics. no comments.

i occassionally put fingers to keyboard. write the odd passage.

started half a dozen stories but work gets in the way.

eye sight is starting to fail.

last of the hair on top of my head has left the building.

knees and hips ache.

but as long as you have your health.

can't complain.

you wrote a 122 part series?

And then put it up on LITEROTICA?

And what was with the strange chapter numbering system anyway? Chapter 18 zf?



Gabriella L.
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”