personal ad red flag

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

lots of people use personals to find play or partners, so what are those little details that make you dismiss an ad?
that little "creepy" alert?

mine...men who use caps for Me or My mid-sentence.

yours?

graceanne · Aug 9, 2007

Anyone who go on and on about the 'perfect poly household', but have no experience with a poly household.

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

graceanne said:
Anyone who go on and on about the 'perfect poly household', but have no experience with a poly household.

LOL!

oh yeah...the ones who harp on about their expertise in something they've yet to do.

Betticus · Aug 9, 2007

If it seems that they only want me for the cookies!

graceanne · Aug 9, 2007

How 'bout the ones who are less than 25 and when you look at their interests it says 'expert' next to EVERYTHING?

graceanne · Aug 9, 2007

Betticus said:
If it seems that they only want me for the cookies!

Oh, you're so big and strong. :kiss:

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

graceanne said:
How 'bout the ones who are less than 25 and when you look at their interests it says 'expert' next to EVERYTHING?

girls who use "hehe" and "lol" as punctuation.
you just know they're guys!

Betticus · Aug 9, 2007

graceanne said:
Oh, you're so big and strong.

*slips cookie under table* *pets hair*

minx1 · Aug 9, 2007

the ones who respond to a ad with 'from NOW on I am YOUR MASTER, you WILL call me MASTERHNG'

graceanne · Aug 9, 2007

dolf said:
girls who use "hehe" and "lol" as punctuation.
you just know they're guys!

LOL Probably.

graceanne · Aug 9, 2007

Betticus said:
*slips cookie under table* *pets hair*

*smiles sweetly*

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

minx1 said:
the ones who respond to a ad with 'from NOW on I am YOUR MASTER, you WILL call me MASTERHNG'

yes! instant assumption that you're theirs.
they're fun!

especially amusing in the ones who say they don't like easy girls.
I AM THE EXCEPTION!

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

oh yeah...

TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

Betticus · Aug 9, 2007

dolf said:
girls who use "hehe" and "lol" as punctuation.
you just know they're guys!

Oh no!!! That's not funny.

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

Betticus said:
Oh no!!! That's not funny.

it's true!

that sweet little suzie, the one you cybered & sent wang pics too, is a 45y/o trucker named randy.

Betticus · Aug 9, 2007

dolf said:
it's true!

that sweet little suzie, the one you cybered & sent wang pics too, is a 45y/o trucker named randy.

That's only fair. On the internet I'm a 19 year old bisexual blue eyed blonde girl who is a model/stripper to pay my way through business school.

WriterDom · Aug 9, 2007

Personals have a lot of entertainment value. The only one that worked for me on lit was something short and simple like "Hi, I'm looking for a Muse." Even that's a crap shoot because you have to have someone looking around the time you are posting.

Lately I've been fishing in AOL waters. It's always been a target rich environment.

@}-}rebecca---- · Aug 9, 2007

dolf said:
it's true!

that sweet little suzie, the one you cybered & sent wang pics too, is a 45y/o trucker named randy.

Dolf you simply don't need this 'advice' .

In keeping with the spirit of the thread ..........

Any User names that include the following :

Gator
Animal
Hypnotic
Hammer
Kungfu
Hunter
deSade
Almighty
Randy
Water & Walk ( combined )
Hung
Needy
Mindcontroller
Siegfried
Roy
69
Horny
Truckstop
NoLimits
King
Warlock
Shooter
Bitch
Perfect
Lecter

There will always be exceptions etc etc etc : disclaimer thang :

dolf · Aug 9, 2007

@}-}rebecca---- said:
Dolf you simply don't need this 'advice' .

In keeping with the spirit of the thread ..........

Any User names that include the following :

true, i don't.
i'm single, frigid & staying that way!

but they were so accurate

thanks for the lol.

@}-}rebecca---- · Aug 9, 2007

dolf said:
true, i don't.
i'm single, frigid & staying that way!

but they were so accurate
thanks for the lol.

^ 5 and my pleasure :rose:

RawHumor · Aug 9, 2007

@}-}rebecca---- said:
Dolf you simply don't need this 'advice' .

In keeping with the spirit of the thread ..........

Any User names that include the following :

There will always be exceptions etc etc etc : disclaimer thang :

Also:

666
Your (e.g. YourMaster, YourOwner, etc.)

I also tend to not think overly highly of someone who chooses to put the word Master in his username... there are exceptions to that rule, however.

myinnerslut · Aug 9, 2007

peoplewho expect complete commitment from thier "sub" but dont feel like they woe any commitment in return

RawHumor · Aug 9, 2007

Or for a submissive's ad:

I want you to tell me what to do and give me assignments and I'll do ANYTHING for you... but I'll never call you or show you pictures of myself or do anything that could remotely lead you to believe that I'm an actual person actually completing assignments. You'll just have to take my word for it. It'll be hot!

minx1 · Aug 9, 2007

RawHumor said:
Or for a submissive's ad:

I want you to tell me what to do and give me assignments and I'll do ANYTHING for you... but I'll never call you or show you pictures of myself or do anything that could remotely lead you to believe that I'm an actual person actually completing assignments. You'll just have to take my word for it. It'll be hot!

*giggles* yeah.

....no really I'm a petite, busty blonde not a big hairy bloke.....honestly.

saw_man1 · Aug 9, 2007

Paraphrasing of course

It's taken me years and hundreds of failed relationships to finally figure out what I want.

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