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Old 11-12-2013, 07:47 AM   #18676
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Got home after a late night at work, logged in to my Pandora shuffle and haven't had to thumbs down a song at all in over an hour.

ets: Also, there's a storm flashing lightning not too far from my rumbling windows. I love storms when I'm safe inside.
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:23 AM   #18677
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Old 11-12-2013, 01:53 PM   #18678
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Spanish pianist facing jail time after neighbor alleges noise pollution
Neighbor says pianist's practicing caused "psychic injury consisting of an adjustment disorder."

(UPI) -- Practice apparently does not make perfect in the case of a Spanish pianist facing more than seven years in a jail after being accused by a neighbor of noise pollution and inflicting psychological damage.

There's more to read in the original article linked through the headline above.
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Old 11-12-2013, 01:55 PM   #18679
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Old 11-12-2013, 05:55 PM   #18680
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Two happy things today. My Mom had her central (IV) line removed because she's eating enough that her blood work is showing acceptable nutrition without the IV feedings.

Having a movie "date" with my son, to see Thor. Fun stuff. Points to my daughter for telling us to stay for both extra endings.
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Old 11-13-2013, 03:45 AM   #18681
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Got home after a late night at work, logged in to my Pandora shuffle and haven't had to thumbs down a song at all in over an hour.

ets: Also, there's a storm flashing lightning not too far from my rumbling windows. I love storms when I'm safe inside.
I've gotten to the point on Pandora that when it offers me a new song it usually gets it right. I do really love the times that it seems to *get* my mood and throw up the right stuff for the moment so I don't have to channel surf.
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:47 AM   #18682
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1) Only one of my staff still smokes, going outside into the car park to indulge, and the rest of them nag her constantly about it.

2) I have two leaking fire extinguishers (water) which, according to my friend Malich need to be discharged before being taken to the scrapyard, and the car park is the ideal place to do this.

I am having to hold them back from giving her some 'tough love/aversion therapy' to help her quit....
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I cannot really approve of harassment / horseplay in the workplace.... but it does sound like fun
I missed it!!!

Apparently they tried to catch her during the day, but failed. So they waited until she was leaving, hid round the corner of the building and, as she reached into her bag for her cigarettes, began to chase her around the car park, extinguishers at full blast

Even she is laughing about it this morning. Obviously, I don't approve of or condone their behaviour.....but what the eye doesn't see....
 

Old 11-13-2013, 01:20 PM   #18683
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Cupcakes saved a pouty day that followed a pouty morning, a sleepless night and a pouty evening. I think I'm starting to understand what the hooplah is about when it comes to cupcakes.
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:07 PM   #18684
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:44 PM   #18685
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Dear fellow cupcake lovers,
My son thinks I'm crazy but I have always eaten cupcakes this way. I take the bottom half of the cake part and put it on top of the frosting, making a sandwich. It keeps the frosting from getting all over my upper lip/nose and ensures you get a good cake to frosting ratio with each bite.
Anyone else do this?
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Old 11-13-2013, 05:23 PM   #18686
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Loverskitten, I do that! I learned it from my grandmother, who also always ate cupcakes that way. It becomes like a huge cake Oreo. Plus, no frosting up your nose (this always happens to me when I try to eat cupcakes the "regular" way).

For me, it was this morning getting to wait on one of my favorite customers at the restaurant. He's so cute! If I weren't attached, I'd be all over him.
 

Old 11-13-2013, 06:26 PM   #18687
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Dear fellow cupcake lovers,
My son thinks I'm crazy but I have always eaten cupcakes this way. I take the bottom half of the cake part and put it on top of the frosting, making a sandwich. It keeps the frosting from getting all over my upper lip/nose and ensures you get a good cake to frosting ratio with each bite.
Anyone else do this?
I haven't done this before... but it sounds like a great idea. Next time I think I can eat something that sweet/rich, I'm gonna give it a try! Thanks for the idea!
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:30 PM   #18688
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:31 PM   #18689
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There was Brie at a meal at work tody and a woman tried it for the first time. She asked me if it was cheese, I said yes, she tasted it and said it was really good. Then she said it smells weird, kind of like fish, and so I told her it is made from fish-milk.
-Really? she said
-Yeah, no, fish don't really give milk...
We both got a good laugh out of that one.
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There was Brie at a meal at work tody and a woman tried it for the first time. She asked me if it was cheese, I said yes, she tasted it and said it was really good. Then she said it smells weird, kind of like fish, and so I told her it is made from fish-milk.
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-Yeah, no, fish don't really give milk...
We both got a good laugh out of that one.
LOL - that story made me laugh. I am going to have to remember to try it on someone!
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Old 11-14-2013, 02:37 AM   #18691
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A convert! A convert!
I wouldn't call myself a convert just yet, but I think I'm getting there.

I eat my cupcakes with a fork. It's the only way I can think of to get frosting on each bite. The LK's sandwitch style sounds promising, but there's still the problem of the cupcake being too high. Wouldn't you have to nibble just some of the cake first to make it thinner?

But then again, I'm not the die hard cupcake fanatic that some(one) here are (is, yes K, I'm talking about you!).
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Old 11-14-2013, 03:46 PM   #18694
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this thread is awesome.

getting to see all the happy smiley stuff in other people's lives.



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This is what I saw when I looked down at my feet about noon today! Did I miss something, or was it "wear-two-different-shoes-to-work-Thursday"?

Man, did I laugh out loud!. And of course there were customers around who took part in my hilariousness!!

Guess for a few people, I made their day!
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Keep up the good work, ds!
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:24 AM   #18699
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This is what I saw when I looked down at my feet about noon today! Did I miss something, or was it "wear-two-different-shoes-to-work-Thursday"?

Man, did I laugh out loud!. And of course there were customers around who took part in my hilariousness!!

Guess for a few people, I made their day!
My Dad, who was a big shot in aerospace back in the space race day, convinced a fellow engineer that wearing two different colored socks was the latest trend.
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This is what I saw when I looked down at my feet about noon today! Did I miss something, or was it "wear-two-different-shoes-to-work-Thursday"?

Man, did I laugh out loud!. And of course there were customers around who took part in my hilariousness!!

Guess for a few people, I made their day!
I've done the same when I lived in a ridiculously dark apartment and the lightbulb in my hallway had blown. I had the same pair of winter boots in two colors, so I ended up wearing one black and one brown. I only went to buy groceries, though, so it's pretty tame compared to what happened to you.

And once, when I was talking on the phone while getting dressed, I put on J's shoes instead of my own. I had just bought new shoes and commented to my friend on the phone that my shoes felt weird, maybe I should have bought the smaller size after all. It wasn't until I couldn't get the laces tightened up enough that I realized what was wrong. My shoe size is 39 (8 in the US), his is 48 (13.5 in the US). So yeah, no wonder they felt weird.

Sometimes I just get so distracted that I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I've been known to respond to a conversation in a wrong language, too.
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