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02-13-2013, 02:10 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Momentum.
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02-13-2013, 05:21 PM
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#17452
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Assume the position!
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The 26th season of Survivor: Caramoan starts tonight! 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-13-2013, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
The 26th season of Survivor: Caramoan starts tonight!
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Next season should be Survivor: Dungeon 
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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02-13-2013, 06:49 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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Context: I have this odd thing for tyrants, dictators, and sociopaths. For example, I would have really hot, nasty sex with Vladimir Putin and patiently await my beheading the next morning.
Anyway, in the last day, two different friends of mine have posted this on my Facebook wall, from Cracked. (Attached below, assuming it doesn't get pulled.)
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02-14-2013, 09:28 AM
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#17455
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Assume the position!
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Yes, that *is* the backrest of my "man-sized" recliner against which the card is resting for the pic. I think she decided to get me a big card because I'm so unobservant sometimes and don't see things I walk by. This was rather hard to miss; I'm glad I didn't miss it.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-14-2013, 10:30 AM
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Assume the position!
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Pleeeeeze???
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-14-2013, 10:46 AM
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Daddy's Baby Doll
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A PM and a picture from daddy. So handsome!
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02-14-2013, 10:55 AM
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Experienced
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Location: Among the stars
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A bouquet of brushes.
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02-14-2013, 03:56 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Overheard... "Hope everyone has a raging VD!"
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02-14-2013, 11:12 PM
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Virgin
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Location: USA
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Listening to a piano score my fiancee wrote for me for Valentine's~ biggest girliest smile, eVer, up in here!  |
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02-15-2013, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
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finally seeing sheldon smacking amy on big bang theory
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when she faked the flu?
yeah....that was awesome.
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02-15-2013, 09:10 PM
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Paul_Chance is offline
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Location: Via Del Norte, Santa Clara, California. California is a state of mind, not just an address on a townhouse.
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Crossed a major milestone at work and got on that flight home....beautiful.
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My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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02-16-2013, 07:05 AM
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Realising that although I still eat waaay too much chocolate, somehow I've still managed to lose over dress size in three weeks. No weight at all  Typical. The BMI can kiss my squidgy butt.
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-16-2013, 11:49 AM
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Assume the position!
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Originally Posted by knot_sweet
Realising that although I still eat waaay too much chocolate, somehow I've still managed to lose over dress size in three weeks. No weight at all Typical. The BMI can kiss my squidgy butt. |
Apparently, you've indulged in sufficient exercise, etc., over the past *six* weeks or so to substitute some musculature (greater density per cubic centimeter, i.e., weight) for fat, to a degree that your body has "shrunk" somewhat while maintaining its mass. According to what doctors have told me, that's actually a good thing, because you haven't gone about this "modification" in such a drastic fashion as to create potential harm to your body, and yet you have set it (your body) up to lose actual *weight* in the future while continuing to lose *size,* which is apparently more important in today's Western society.
(I know two young women, employees at my favorite casino and cousins, who are the same height and same weight (within five pounds), and their facial features are very similar and both attractive - it's not difficult at all to discern that they are related. One is considered to be very very sexy and desirable; the other is considered to be a "sloppy slut." They're both delightful young ladies, with excellent, happy personalities, good sense of humor, and above-average intelligence. One can hardly turn down proposed dates fast enough to prevent the asker from getting trampled by the next guy in line; the other is seldom asked out at all. The differences in their body sizes? One wears size 6, the other size 8. Our society is completely fucked up in the head.)
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-16-2013, 02:19 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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My Lit friends.
God bless 'em.
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--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
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02-16-2013, 03:23 PM
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Really Experienced
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Jokes at work. How the Internet can be a fickle beast when it comes to posting pictures. And my cat made me chuckle a few times.
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Find some rhythm in the madness.
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02-16-2013, 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Apparently, you've indulged in sufficient exercise, etc., over the past *six* weeks or so to substitute some musculature (greater density per cubic centimeter, i.e., weight) for fat, to a degree that your body has "shrunk" somewhat while maintaining its mass. According to what doctors have told me, that's actually a good thing, because you haven't gone about this "modification" in such a drastic fashion as to create potential harm to your body, and yet you have set it (your body) up to lose actual *weight* in the future while continuing to lose *size,* which is apparently more important in today's Western society.
(I know two young women, employees at my favorite casino and cousins, who are the same height and same weight (within five pounds), and their facial features are very similar and both attractive - it's not difficult at all to discern that they are related. One is considered to be very very sexy and desirable; the other is considered to be a "sloppy slut." They're both delightful young ladies, with excellent, happy personalities, good sense of humor, and above-average intelligence. One can hardly turn down proposed dates fast enough to prevent the asker from getting trampled by the next guy in line; the other is seldom asked out at all. The differences in their body sizes? One wears size 6, the other size 8. Our society is completely fucked
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Thank you Sir Winston. The fat vs muscle density and the differences in resting energy use based on the percentages of either are well familiar. It's nice to be reminded of that though, especially when my workplace has a BMI standard that tells me I should weigh no more than 75kg. At 75kg I can hold half a cup of water between my collar bone and my lat. It's not a good look for me. At 70, which is just below mid range, I get that thumb sized dint in the chestplate, just above where your ribs separate. Ew. Whoever came up with the BMI needs a kick in the nuts, every day, for the rest of their lives.
As for the two young ladies...I agree totally. Society is fucked up.
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-16-2013, 10:32 PM
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Assume the position!
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From the movie, "Warm Bodies:"
"I've got zombie fingers."
Yeah, new catchphrase around here for my left hand...
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-17-2013, 05:21 PM
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#17469
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Assume the position!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-17-2013, 07:35 PM
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Owned
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Spending time with long lost family
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Everyone has fantasies. It is strength, not weakness to admit them.
This is my first story
The Cabin
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02-17-2013, 08:25 PM
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Paul_Chance is offline
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A random encounter at lunch with a lady I went to grad school with fifteen years ago. A nice lunch of catch up conversations.
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― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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02-19-2013, 11:16 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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I look pretty fucking good today.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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02-19-2013, 01:52 PM
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I look pretty fucking good today.
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02-19-2013, 07:45 PM
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Proof today that the justice system works. Not nice rapist got 19 years total, unfortunately to be served simultaneously, not consecutively. He will do another nine years on top of the two already served, without eligibility for parole. I count that as a win. Hell yeahs!!
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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02-19-2013, 07:48 PM
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Virgin
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Zumba made me smile today. Working out the everyday stresses and having fun with my friends.
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