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01-16-2013, 11:02 AM
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Leaping like a duck...
Plucky19 is offline
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Location: The Land of EH!
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A haircut and straight razor
Feel human again
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01-16-2013, 11:35 AM
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Really Experienced
MyRubiLips is offline
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Location: On all fours
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A secret shared with a friend.  |
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01-16-2013, 04:19 PM
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Really Experienced
lostandfound197 is offline
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Some day I'll figure out how to post this but I think it works
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01-16-2013, 06:24 PM
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~~O ~~O
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Location: Person of the South Wind
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Some day I'll figure out how to post this but I think it works
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If I may, there is a small icon in the tool bar of the message box. (see image)
When creating a new message if you cut and paste the url in that box most of the time your image will appear in the message. I say most of the time because Lit has blocked some websites from showing up.
I expect trial and error will sort this out in time.
Have fun. If you have any questions most here are happy to help.
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01-16-2013, 06:41 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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Location: The green side of the grass.
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Originally Posted by Shankara20
If I may, there is a small icon in the tool bar of the message box. (see image)
When creating a new message if you cut and paste the url in that box most of the time your image will appear in the message. I say most of the time because Lit has blocked some websites from showing up.
I expect trial and error will sort this out in time.
Have fun. If you have any questions most here are happy to help.
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Do take note that in the illustration, the little yellow icon that is being highlighted is the one that creates hyperlinks to illustrations. The one that looks like a world with two chain links in front of it makes a hyperlink (look three icons to the left of the square yellow one with the thought bubble in the illustration) from text. The two serve different but related purposes.
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01-16-2013, 07:39 PM
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~~O ~~O
Shankara20 is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
Do take note that in the illustration, the little yellow icon that is being highlighted is the one that creates hyperlinks to illustrations. The one that looks like a world with two chain links in front of it makes a hyperlink (look three icons to the left of the square yellow one with the thought bubble in the illustration) from text. The two serve different but related purposes.
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Do pay attention to midwestyankee, he is one of the smart ones around here
I'm just one of the smart-assed ones. 
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01-16-2013, 09:34 PM
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Leaping like a duck...
Plucky19 is offline
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Location: The Land of EH!
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01-17-2013, 01:13 AM
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მზარეული
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The new meteorologist has the sweetest eastern accent. He sounds really jolly, so much so that it doesn't even make me shrudder when he tells me it'll be -25C (-13F).
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01-17-2013, 01:32 AM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
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Location: Alabama
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The new meteorologist has the sweetest eastern accent. He sounds really jolly, so much so that it doesn't even make me shrudder when he tells me it'll be -25C (-13F).
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01-17-2013, 10:59 AM
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#17335
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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That...is horrifying, LOL.
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Indeed, those sweet eastern accents can be crazy-making.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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01-17-2013, 08:03 PM
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Really Experienced
lostandfound197 is offline
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He said I have his temper and he has seen it coming out.
Ha! I think I will take that as a compliment.
I'm tired of just rolling over and taking it. Well..okay..I miss taking it but I'm not talking about "that".  |
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01-17-2013, 08:14 PM
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Literotica Guru
Daddy2mylilgirl is offline
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Location: New Yawk
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Let's see if this works. 
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01-17-2013, 08:37 PM
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Really Experienced
lostandfound197 is offline
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 Okay..that's it..I need a tutor. *pouting*
This amused me. Especially the comments below the article talking about being jipped when it comes to the amount of meat they were getting. *sigh* I need to get my head out of the gutter.
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...ews-deals.html
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01-17-2013, 09:42 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by lostandfound197
Okay..that's it..I need a tutor. *pouting*
This amused me. Especially the comments below the article talking about being jipped when it comes to the amount of meat they were getting. *sigh* I need to get my head out of the gutter.
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...ews-deals.html |
I loved this comment:
Oh great. Now my wife is going to get out the tape measure.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-17-2013, 09:47 PM
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Literotica Guru
Niam1985 is offline
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Hearing a song on the radio that i havent heard in thirty years. Joe's Garage-Frank Zappa. Used to listen to that album over and over...
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01-18-2013, 02:18 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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01-18-2013, 07:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
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Tim, Jeff and Mike are sitting in their neighborhood bar, drinking the night away, when their friend Ted comes in. "Hey Ted," says Mike, "How you feeling, last night I saw you and Carl here and you were sure tying one on." Ted shakes his head, looks over his shoulder, and sits down.
"The weirdest thing happened to me last night. The last thing I remember was leaving the bar at closing time and getting into the car to drive home. Then, there was a bright light and...and I an alien abducted me!"
"Oh my god!" Mike said, "What happened then!"
"The alien held me down and...and...and anally probed me!"
"Holy shit! What did the alien look like?"
"Carl."
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My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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01-18-2013, 08:42 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Getting confirmation for my spot in a class I have waited years to take. I think I'm finally ready to handle it. Finally.
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01-19-2013, 10:51 AM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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Getting confirmation for my spot in a class I have waited years to take. I think I'm finally ready to handle it. Finally.
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Bravo!
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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01-19-2013, 08:42 PM
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Lit Married
Littlebitofme is offline
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Location: Texas but dream of England
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Getting a sweet text from husband
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01-20-2013, 10:24 PM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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A conversation with a friend who thinks I should be in a relationship or at least dating.
"Right K, whats your perfect guy"
"Ummm someone who likes me, wants to be seen in public with me, isn't in a relationship and doesn't have ANY contact with their ex"
*insert incredulous look* "but what about interests, height, age etc"
"Those four are impossible enough to find, I am not going to make it any more difficult"
It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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01-20-2013, 10:52 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
A conversation with a friend who thinks I should be in a relationship or at least dating.
"Right K, whats your perfect guy"
"Ummm someone who likes me, wants to be seen in public with me, isn't in a relationship and doesn't have ANY contact with their ex"
*insert incredulous look* "but what about interests, height, age etc"
"Those four are impossible enough to find, I am not going to make it any more difficult"
It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else |
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01-20-2013, 11:07 PM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Sounds like we've been dating the same kind of men. |
Sounds about right, oh well if nothing else, it keeps us entertained.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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01-20-2013, 11:16 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
....It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else |
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Originally Posted by BiBunny
Sounds like we've been dating the same kind of men. |
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Sounds about right, oh well if nothing else, it keeps us entertained.
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Anyone up for a nice cuddly three-way hug?
{{{Bunnymyfriend&namesake+kiwimyfriend+(ofcourse!)me}}}
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Legal Notice and Attorney's CYA Requirements: The author of this post is not an attorney, physician, or marital or sexual therapist or counselor (nor does he play any or all of the above on television). All opinions are offered only as the viewpoint(s) of an individual with a certain amount of life experience, and should not be considered to be legal, medical, or therapeutic/counseling advice.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-20-2013, 11:33 PM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Anyone up for a nice cuddly three-way hug?
{{{Bunnymyfriend&namesake+kiwimyfriend+(ofcourse!)me}}}
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I think that sounds like a great idea. Hell even my teddy bear has gone into hiding to escape from my hugs
*hugs and smiles*
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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