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01-10-2013, 04:54 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
She says she's going to get me one of these. I say there's no need, because she *knows* she needs to do it.
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01-10-2013, 10:17 PM
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#17302
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aKwatic
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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01-10-2013, 10:21 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
She says she's going to get me one of these. I say there's no need, because she *knows* she needs to do it.
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Oh! Me too. 
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This is awesome, thank you!! Fields of kittens and unicorn tears. Yes, that totally explains it! 
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01-11-2013, 08:41 AM
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Really Experienced
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Watching the news and the actual definition of irony; american minks brought over to the UK to be kept on fur farms, which are then released by animal rights activists into the wild; who then go out and kill the rest of the wild life
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01-12-2013, 12:38 AM
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Lit Married
Littlebitofme is offline
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Location: Texas but dream of England
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Trying to talk normally on the phone while having sex. I could so win the Academy Award for best actress in a drama.
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01-12-2013, 01:13 PM
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Assume the position!
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Study into how porn affects men scrapped because researchers can't find ANY young men who had not seen it
Experts in Canada wanted to compare the behaviour of men who consumed porn with those who had never looked at it all The head- and subhead-lines really tell the story, but for those who want to read the whole thing, just click on the headline. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-12-2013, 01:38 PM
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~~O ~~O
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
She says she's going to get me one of these. I say there's no need, because she *knows* she needs to do it.
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Can I get one that states "If DNR = DMBH" ?
Last edited by Shankara20 : 01-12-2013 at 04:45 PM.
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01-12-2013, 04:36 PM
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Assume the position!
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Originally Posted by Shankara20
Can I get one that states "If DFR = DMBH" ? |
DFR?? 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-12-2013, 04:37 PM
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It's two a.m....
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Location: In a place where the free exchange of ideas is encouraged, where no one has a wrong opinion, and the only dumb questions are those failed to be asked.
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The two color choices for my wife's manicure: "Teasy Does It" and "Vampersterdamn"
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"Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Elevators are the next best thing to wormholes" Neil deGrasse Tyson
RJThoughts' 2013 Survivor Scorecard
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01-12-2013, 04:46 PM
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~~O ~~O
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
DFR??
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DFR - huh?
I see it said DNR
after my correcting edit
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01-12-2013, 04:48 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by Shankara20
DFR - huh?
I see it said DNR
after my correcting edit
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Smartass.
But at least you didn't make me wait two days, wondering WTH "DFR" meant.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-12-2013, 04:49 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Smartass.
But at least you didn't make me wait two days, wondering WTH "DFR" meant.
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DFR - Don't Fucking Remind?
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01-13-2013, 09:27 AM
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Southern Sass
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I had to laugh at myself yesterday. After grocery shopping I put the bags away and took a nap. Nature called waking me yet there was no toilet tissue in any of the bathrooms in the house. A napkin was used and then a frantic search began. How the heck did I misplace 3 - 4 packs of Charmin. Low and behold I had put them in the outside freezer. If someone finds my brain please keep it. It's clearly useless for me. :S
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01-13-2013, 10:56 AM
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Assume the position!
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Spider-Man window washers surprise kids at All Children's Hospital
Dozens of children got a big surprise when window washers dressed as Spider-Man descended on the outside of All Children's Hospital on Thursday.
The workers from Clearwater's High Rise Window Cleaners made several trips from the top of the building to the ground, washing windows and waving at patients.
Child life clinical coordinator Holly Ott relished the chance to bring in the super hero.
"Today at All Children's we had a really exciting opportunity to meet any child's hero, Spider-Man, climbing up the sides of the building, surprising chidren and making their day," Ott said.
The event offered kids a chance to experience something they aren't likely to encounter again. And for Ott, the best part of the appearance was the surprise. That's the *story,* but there is a video embedded in it at the link in the headline...
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-13-2013, 11:20 AM
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მზარეული
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Roasting yummy pork&reindeer sausages on an open fire by the ice covered sea on a sunny day. J adding more wood in the fire, then looking up and smiling at me, and my heart suddenly racing a mile a minute. Feeling like we're somewhere far away, when in reality we were only about a half a mile from home.
Good day.
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01-13-2013, 01:28 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Originally Posted by seela
Roasting yummy pork&reindeer sausages on an open fire by the ice covered sea on a sunny day. J adding more wood in the fire, then looking up and smiling at me, and my heart suddenly racing a mile a minute. Feeling like we're somewhere far away, when in reality we were only about a half a mile from home.
Good day.
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01-13-2013, 05:21 PM
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Lit Married
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I'm a little bit of a geek so I was able to help the AT&T U-Verse guy fix my network. No slow connection for me. |
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01-14-2013, 12:48 AM
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Literotica Guru
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My job. Every time I think I have heard the most ridiculous situation that a person has managed to get themselves into, I get one better.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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01-14-2013, 10:26 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
My job. Every time I think I have heard the most ridiculous situation that a person has managed to get themselves into, I get one better.
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At least you have *that* to look forward to each day... 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-14-2013, 10:31 AM
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Really Experienced
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A morning phone call.
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01-14-2013, 07:51 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Bringing my editor to tears...
...in a good way. 
Third draft notes are on their way. Fourth draft begins soon!
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01-15-2013, 05:39 PM
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Really Experienced
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01-15-2013, 09:44 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
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Proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy:
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01-15-2013, 11:48 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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"The Joe Schmo Show" (Spike)
Tonight's top line (from a blonde model): "My beaver just peed."
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-16-2013, 12:31 AM
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