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12-18-2012, 01:25 PM
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Really Experienced
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It's snowing! I'm brimming with childish glee.
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12-18-2012, 02:47 PM
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Perv on!
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I'm having a ball watching Keroin flog her book on Twitter.
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12-18-2012, 03:55 PM
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Perv on!
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Yacht Owners Upset
Apparently that whole sense of entitlement that got so much attention during our U.s. election recently isn't limited to the 47%. Consider the sense of entitlement of these rich yacht owners in Newport Beach, Ca.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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12-18-2012, 04:06 PM
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I'm having a ball watching Keroin flog her book on Twitter.
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Well, y'all have taught me a thing or two about flogging. 
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12-18-2012, 04:10 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is online now
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12-18-2012, 05:42 PM
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Literotica Guru
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A Screwup and ^^^ |
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12-18-2012, 06:06 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Aurelia_Malys is offline
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Being able to look at other adults in my classroom when my students ask me some silly questions and know that we are all thinking the same thing.
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12-18-2012, 07:01 PM
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Literotica Guru
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A Screwup and ^^^
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LOL - funny!
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My Second Story - The Voyeur
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12-18-2012, 07:41 PM
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Literotica Guru
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The pain of parting cannot be compared with the joy of meeting again else who could bear it." Willy Smith 
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12-18-2012, 08:50 PM
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Assume the position!
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She found this on Homburg's FB page, and I thought it belonged here.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-18-2012, 09:06 PM
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No Gentleman
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She found this on Homburg's FB page, and I thought it belonged here.
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heh.
Do you notice that crucial difference there-- it's not okay for atheists to express their resentment regarding the ideas that Christians put into action. Which, oh, by the way, are not okay.
Maybe someone thought they needed to seem impartial, like when they tell the victim of a bully that it takes two to have a fight.
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12-18-2012, 09:11 PM
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Assume the position!
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heh.
Do you notice that crucial difference there-- it's not okay for atheists to express their resentment regarding the ideas that Christians put into action. Which, oh, by the way, are not okay.
Maybe someone thought they needed to seem impartial, like when they tell the victim of a bully that it takes two to have a fight.
I like the last one just fine, though.
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I think it's likely (because of the *other* grammatical/structural errors/inconsistencies) that the person who wrote/originated it isn't quite the grammarian/orator some of *us* are and didn't phrase it quite as elegantly as some people might.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-18-2012, 09:55 PM
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No Gentleman
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I think it's likely (because of the *other* grammatical/structural errors/inconsistencies) that the person who wrote/originated it isn't quite the grammarian/orator some of *us* are and didn't phrase it quite as elegantly as some people might.
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I think you're correct, I noticed that as well. But even grammatical sloppiness can be quite eloquent. Semiotics and shit.
And I has a SADS. Which seems to be manifesting as a three-month-long PMS episode. 
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12-18-2012, 10:06 PM
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Assume the position!
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Woman Tasered After 'Trying to Buy Too Many iPhones'
Chinese woman allegedly stunned outside Apple US store
Apple has come in for heavy criticism after a woman was allegedly tasered by police at one of its stores after refusing to leave when told she would not be allowed to buy more than two iPhones.
Xiaojie Li of Newton in Massachusetts bought two iPhone 5s at the store in Nashua New Hampshire last week, which were apparently intended as gifts for relatives in China.
When returning to buy a further iPhone this week Li was told by Apple sales staff that she had exceeded a two phones per customer limit designed to foil profit-seeking Internet resellers.
After refusing or failing to understand their request to leave - Li is reported to speak poor English - amateur footage posted on YouTube shows her being dragged from the store by police officers who are accused of tasering her while prone.
A police spokesperson later described the arrest as "a criminal trespass incident and fairly routine here." Oyyyyyy!
More at the CIO article linked through the headline. Again, the last paragraph (of the story, not included in this summary) is the kicker. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-18-2012, 10:07 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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12-19-2012, 09:52 AM
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Literotica has become one of the most frequently opened tabs on my google chrome. I guess we like it here!  |
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12-19-2012, 10:13 AM
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მზარეული
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48 hours and he's home.
48 hours after that we'll be busy unpacking and arranging stuff in our new home.
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12-19-2012, 02:12 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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The absolutely priceless face on the chimney sweeps face as the words "Mary Poppins" poured out of my roommates (trying to hold back laughing) grin. Um, he was not amused. The rest of us were, and after some negotiation he conceded that for $500 he would consider a song... just consider it. It would almost be worth it...
He is kinda dapper all dressed all in black and I have decided to just imagine him dancing it out in my mind and now I can't stop whistling chim chimaney chim chimaney chim chim charooo.
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12-19-2012, 02:27 PM
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The absolutely priceless face on the chimney sweeps face as the words "Mary Poppins" poured out of my roommates (trying to hold back laughing) grin. Um, he was not amused. The rest of us were, and after some negotiation he conceeded that for $500 he would consider a song... just consider it. It would almost be worh it...
He is kinda dapper all dressed all in black and I have decided to just imagine him dancing it out in my mind and now I can't stop whistling chim chimaney chim chimaney chim chim charooo. |
This! I have a thing for Dick van Dyke in that movie. Which has now sorta spilled over to chinmey sweeps in general. Too bad there aren't many around anymore. |
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12-19-2012, 02:41 PM
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Perv on!
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The absolutely priceless face on the chimney sweeps face as the words "Mary Poppins" poured out of my roommates (trying to hold back laughing) grin. Um, he was not amused. The rest of us were, and after some negotiation he conceeded that for $500 he would consider a song... just consider it. It would almost be worh it...
He is kinda dapper all dressed all in black and I have decided to just imagine him dancing it out in my mind and now I can't stop whistling chim chimaney chim chimaney chim chim charooo. |
There isn't enough sugar in the world already that you have to add this? Humbug!
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12-19-2012, 02:42 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is online now
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My phone spell check changing the actor's name from Affleck to Afflect
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12-19-2012, 02:47 PM
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Perv on!
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My phone spell check changing the actor's name from Affleck to Afflect
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Afflict would have been a more accurate rendition. Speaking of rendition, can't we get Ben renditioned to some black ops site in lower Uzbekistanstanstan?
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
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12-19-2012, 07:22 PM
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Realizing that this is the LAST freakin' year I am hosting any kind of holiday festivity.
Screw it!
See ya' all at the Chinese buffet!
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12-19-2012, 07:56 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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Realizing that this is the LAST freakin' year I am hosting any kind of holiday festivity.
Screw it!
See ya' all at the Chinese buffet!
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