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12-15-2012, 11:40 AM
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Wonderful news! Nice holiday stress-reliever, I'm sure.
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12-15-2012, 01:15 PM
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Congratulations! |
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12-17-2012, 02:26 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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This made me smile today.
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12-17-2012, 02:27 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Also this.
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12-17-2012, 07:21 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Oh YEAH!
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
My smile is how incredibly stupid males are when they see some clevage.
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Cleavage: fun to look at, fun to touch, fun to say.
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--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
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12-17-2012, 10:53 AM
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Assume the position!
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Universal Studios Sues:
Porn Co.'s Are Ripping Off '50 Shades of Grey'
You can't just shoot a filthy porno and call it "50 Shades of Grey" -- at least according to Universal Studios, which is now suing several XXX companies for ripping off its "50 Shades" movie rights.
Universal filed the lawsuit against three porn companies, claiming they illegally made an unauthorized film -- called "Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation" -- as well as bootleg "50 Shades"-themed sex toys. There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though.
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12-17-2012, 12:07 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Universal Studios Sues:
Porn Co.'s Are Ripping Off '50 Shades of Grey'
You can't just shoot a filthy porno and call it "50 Shades of Grey" -- at least according to Universal Studios, which is now suing several XXX companies for ripping off its "50 Shades" movie rights.
Universal filed the lawsuit against three porn companies, claiming they illegally made an unauthorized film -- called "Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation" -- as well as bootleg "50 Shades"-themed sex toys. There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though. |
It is a truth of sales that you get more buyers when you add a sweetener to your presentation (and if you call in the next 30 seconds, you'll get a second WonderSweeper Knife and Vacuum Cleaner Set FREE!!!). I usually don't bother reading the links to the stories you quote because your summaries are so good. But this time, wanting to know what was priceless about the last line, I clicked through.
It really is priceless, folks.
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12-17-2012, 12:24 PM
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cliper2 is online now
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
It is a truth of sales that you get more buyers when you add a sweetener to your presentation (and if you call in the next 30 seconds, you'll get a second WonderSweeper Knife and Vacuum Cleaner Set FREE!!!). I usually don't bother reading the links to the stories you quote because your summaries are so good. But this time, wanting to know what was priceless about the last line, I clicked through.
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That last line is what's known in the business as a great kicker.
Universal should thank the porn guys for insinuating there's something worth ripping off in "50 Shades." |
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12-17-2012, 01:16 PM
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მზარეული
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The nicest Christmas party I've ever been to. Honestly. Such great athmosphere, I've never felt more welcome in a party - and I didn't even know there anyone except for the one person who invited me.
Not to mention the food was amazing. I feel super energized and uplifted now. 
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12-17-2012, 01:28 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though.
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Perfect.
My "what made you smile":
I've been smiling in a dopey, far off, drug-hazed way. Coworkers probably think I had some beers at lunch, but really I've been having the most pleasantly-intoxicating mind control fantasies.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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12-17-2012, 03:41 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by seela
The nicest Christmas party I've ever been to. Honestly. Such great athmosphere, I've never felt more welcome in a party - and I didn't even know there anyone except for the one person who invited me.
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I always find it nerve-wracking going to parties where you don't know many others. I'm pleased you had a great time.
I've got my work Christmas party tonight. We all work from home so it's not like anyone knows anyone well at all. I'm trying to decide what to wear; I don't want to be over/underdressed. Last time I was the youngest person there so I'm thinking I could wear something slightly revealing and have some fun with it.
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...most pleasantly-intoxicating mind control fantasies.
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12-17-2012, 04:47 PM
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What made me smile....
I resigned at the end of last week, went to work this morning knowing that in 11 weeks time I will no longer have to put up with a company that allows small minded decisions.
On the down side, I need a job in 11 weeks, unless i like living in a cardboard box.....
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12-17-2012, 05:58 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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12-17-2012, 06:56 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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Also, David MF-ing Wong referenced The Last Psychiatrist in his article on Cracked today. They're two of my favorite people on the Internet, so I was like super-extra-thrilled when I saw it. I  Wong, and I Alone, too. |
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12-17-2012, 08:27 PM
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No Gentleman
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On my freecycle list, someone just offered "panty hoses."
It just tickled me!
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12-17-2012, 08:36 PM
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On my freecycle list, someone just offered "panty hoses."
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I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.
There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.
I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.
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12-17-2012, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Sonja
I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.
There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.
I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.
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LOL - that story made me laugh, and that is good enough.
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12-17-2012, 09:13 PM
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No Gentleman
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Damn I am laughing SO HARD right now!
I bet he wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about that one. Poor sumbinch.
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12-17-2012, 09:36 PM
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shifting my paradigms
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Also this.
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OMG! That
And sitting on the couch watching "sixteen candles" remembering the first time I saw this movie at my best friend house. |
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12-17-2012, 11:10 PM
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Pure Chemistry
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Funions.
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12-17-2012, 11:43 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Funions.
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No, no, no! Funyuns! You know: The onion-flavored rings that are a deliciously different snack that is fun to eat? The playful rings that have a crisp texture and are packed full of zesty onion flavor? Those!
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It involves (get this!): women who feel COMPELLED TO GLEEFULLY DO WHATEVER I SUGGEST TO THEM!! 
*Don't tell anyone!*
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
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~ Some poems
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12-18-2012, 12:10 AM
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Really Really Experienced
jen_litgirl is offline
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Originally Posted by Red Sonja
I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.
There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.
I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.
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This absolutely made my day! I'm laughing so hard I'm doing that oh-so-sexy laugh snort.
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12-18-2012, 12:14 AM
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Fuck victoriously!
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12-18-2012, 12:25 AM
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Assume the position!
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This.
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That's strangely hot.
Or maybe not so strangely, since it brings back a *lot* of good memories
ETA: But my convertible was baby blue, and I usually kept the top up for that type of entertainment.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-18-2012, 11:10 AM
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Assume the position!
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"I've just received notice that I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested."
- Something she found in FB or somewhere... 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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