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Old 12-12-2012, 01:18 AM   #17101
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Life of Pi was AMAZING!

At last, a movie I was happy to shell out $10 and drive to Castlegar to see!
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:25 AM   #17102
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No I don't, thank god. No one lives there. I thought that was a close up of a regular giant weta; they live everywhere. Now I feel slightly safer! Thank you.
I hate it when you go to get firewood in winter and one drops from the roof of the woodshed onto your head and gets tangled in your hair *shudders*
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:05 AM   #17103
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How did you guess?? Was it yours too?!
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:41 AM   #17104
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When my mom texted me to let me know my lazy sister spent the day in bed instead of going to the Clackamas Town Center to drop of job applications.

I've never been so glad for laziness in my whole life.

I just wish her laziness hadn't extended to forgetting to plug in her phone, so I didn't have to wait for Mom to get home to tell me she's okay. lol
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:55 AM   #17105
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Life of Pi was AMAZING!

At last, a movie I was happy to shell out $10 and drive to Castlegar to see!
So, did you make the Castlegar run in less than 12 parsecs?
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:09 AM   #17106
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So, did you make the Castlegar run in less than 12 parsecs?
Yep. In the Millenium Tundra.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:16 AM   #17107
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Yep. In the Millenium Tundra.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Looks like you made a lot of special modifications, too.
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:25 AM   #17108
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:27 AM   #17109
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:17 PM   #17110
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:42 PM   #17111
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Life of Pi was AMAZING!

At last, a movie I was happy to shell out $10 and drive to Castlegar to see!
Oh, I am SO glad it is good! Can't wait to see it! I have, like, one movie left on my last Festivus movie gift card!


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When my mom texted me to let me know my lazy sister spent the day in bed instead of going to the Clackamas Town Center to drop of job applications.

I've never been so glad for laziness in my whole life.

I just wish her laziness hadn't extended to forgetting to plug in her phone, so I didn't have to wait for Mom to get home to tell me she's okay. lol
Man, gracie ~ she is a very lucky girl. Blessings.

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Old 12-13-2012, 01:00 AM   #17112
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Man, gracie ~ she is a very lucky girl. Blessings.
I guess my mom got home, and threw open the door and yelled her name. She woke up all 'what? what?' and mom said 'did you sleep all day' and o said 'i did! i'm so sorry, mom!' and mom said 'no! i'm glad you slept all day!' and o was all .... huh?

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Old 12-13-2012, 02:27 AM   #17113
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:30 PM   #17114
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There are a lot of reasons I'm glad I no longer live in Florida. Here are 40 of them. And it's not even a slideshow.

Nr. 40:

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Old 12-13-2012, 04:42 PM   #17115
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Ukraine Parliament Brawl

"A pro-wrestling style fight started on Dec. 12 between members of President Viktor Yanukovych’s party and the opposition in parliament. It continued on Dec. 13 as two men tried to change their party affiliation. Pro boxer Vitali Klitschko made a cameo appearance on camera on Wednesday, and security forces had to divert naked women from storming the House floor."

Further proof that all the former Soviet states are completely batshit (and hilariously) insane.
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:52 PM   #17116
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:54 PM   #17117
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:02 PM   #17118
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An incredibly random work Christmas party.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:10 PM   #17119
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Pics needed of said randomness.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:12 PM   #17120
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Pics needed of said randomness.
Oh no, I rarely have my pic taken :P
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I ordered a few things from amazon yesterday, thinking I'd be lucky if they got here by Christmas. They just arrived, including a last minute gift idea for my nephew.
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:27 PM   #17123
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My man home early from work with an arm load of flowers for me
Men who bring home flowers for no reason want only one thing...

(unless they're accumulating brownie/karma points for something that may/may not happen at another time)
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(unless they're accumulating brownie/karma points for something that may/may not happen at another time)
He sends me flowers all the time. These were because our Mother will be here tomorrow until New Years and we wont be able to play while she is here
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:03 PM   #17125
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Oh no, I rarely have my pic taken :P
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I was amused by my own oddness. After I worked out, I left and draped the white towel over the passenger seat headrest (yeah, kind of gross. I know). As I came out of a store I noticed that someone had a shrouded corpse riding shotgun with them.

Wait. That's my car.
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