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12-06-2012, 03:04 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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A sample of one of approximately 250-300 sets (so far) of pics and comments from the website "Sh*t My Pets Ruined". I think there's a good chance we'll be contributing to the site soon. And often. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-06-2012, 03:25 PM
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Knight
Beck31 is online now
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Lol. Too funny. Oh also some of the personal ads are hilarious. No offense to those who wrote them but c'mon. 
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12-06-2012, 03:25 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Oh man, the things I could have contributed to that site! Especially when our, now 16 year old, dog was young. He tried to make all my panties crotchless.
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"I want your body as my toy, and your mind as my love." -ex Lover *sigh*
My wish....  purrrr
Last edited by Loverskitten : 12-06-2012 at 03:45 PM.
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12-06-2012, 03:47 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Oh man, the things I could have contributed to that site! Especially when our, now 16 year old, dog was young. He tried to make all my panties crotchless.
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Smart dog 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-06-2012, 08:44 PM
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Via Del Norte, Santa Clara, California. California is a state of mind, not just an address on a townhouse.
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The aftermath of a work meeting, where the blind were leading the blind straight into the ditch.
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― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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12-06-2012, 09:21 PM
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Loves Spam
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Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
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know why I come here now!
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12-06-2012, 09:30 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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This display I discovered while searching for a nice wine this evening:
Which seriously needs a caption, btw.
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--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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12-06-2012, 10:40 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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I can't believe this isn't already posted.
Sheldon- rubbing Vicks Vaporub on Amy Farrah Fowler's chest
- giving her a bath
- spanking her
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-06-2012, 11:31 PM
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Literotica Guru
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This got a good laugh out of me tonight.
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“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.”
― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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12-07-2012, 02:00 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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Location: The Old World
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
This display I discovered while searching for a nice wine this evening:
Which seriously needs a caption, btw.
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WTH?! 
I shall no longer complain about the piles of 50 Shades trilogy available in three languages most everywhere here. At least I'm still safe in the booze store.
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12-07-2012, 03:17 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Originally Posted by Paul_Chance
This got a good laugh out of me tonight.
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Hehe love it.
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"I want your body as my toy, and your mind as my love." -ex Lover *sigh*
My wish.... purrrr
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12-07-2012, 06:34 AM
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Barefoot sage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I can't believe this isn't already posted.
Sheldon- rubbing Vicks Vaporub on Amy Farrah Fowler's chest
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We caught that last night! SO funny!
It was the spanking that took me by suprise!
"What's life without whimsy?" ~ Sheldon Cooper
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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12-07-2012, 06:38 AM
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Barefoot sage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
This display I discovered while searching for a nice wine this evening:
Which seriously needs a caption, btw.
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Hmmm....20% off of the wine, and 25% off of the book.
Gimme a minute, I'll think of something... 
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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12-07-2012, 10:11 AM
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Really Experienced
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Last edited by SugarDaddy1 : 02-27-2013 at 02:42 PM.
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12-07-2012, 10:17 AM
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Knight
Beck31 is online now
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Location: A state of arousal
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Waking up with that special person and her leaving a note before heading to work.
That is what always makes me smile.
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12-07-2012, 10:37 AM
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Assume the position!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I can't believe this isn't already posted.
Sheldon- rubbing Vicks Vaporub on Amy Farrah Fowler's chest
- giving her a bath
- spanking her
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
We caught that last night! SO funny!
It was the spanking that took me by suprise!
"What's life without whimsy?" ~ Sheldon Cooper |
And for those who missed last night's BBT, here's the funniest spanking video I've seen in years!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-07-2012, 10:49 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
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LALALALALALA!!!!!! *closed eyes and hands over ears*
Don't wanna know anything about it, I'm saving BBT eps for Christmas!
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12-07-2012, 11:06 AM
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aKwatic
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OK, I don't watch that show but that was quite hilarious. Thanks, SW.
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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12-07-2012, 11:50 AM
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not me in the av
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I can't believe this isn't already posted.
Sheldon- rubbing Vicks Vaporub on Amy Farrah Fowler's chest
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What?  I missed it! 
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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12-07-2012, 11:52 AM
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not me in the av
graceanne is offline
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LOL!
So glad we didn't watch that with the kids, though.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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12-07-2012, 02:07 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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You can see it here on cbs.com.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-07-2012, 02:12 PM
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Perv on!
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I watch BBT regularly, but only the syndicated episodes. The only current season episode I've seen was the one featuing Stephen Hawking, which has a hallowed place on our DVR. The many images of Sheldon being humiliated by Howard are priceless.
But this...this was absolutely fabulous!
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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12-07-2012, 02:16 PM
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Instigator of Naughty..
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This made me smile today...
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12-07-2012, 02:17 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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Location: In a place where the free exchange of ideas is encouraged, where no one has a wrong opinion, and the only dumb questions are those failed to be asked.
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Two things made me smile:
The nephew of the Chief Technology Officer at work was fired this morning and escorted out of the building by two police officers. When they got him to the parking lot and to his car, a private investigator was waiting there to serve him papers. It seems that he has two children in two states he's never paid child support for. The papers are to show that his serverance pay has been taken by the state of NY, and will be split between the two.
Having a nice young lady working in the Barnes and Noble cafe some sit with me while she was on her break and discuss literature.
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RJThoughts' 2013 Survivor Scorecard
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12-07-2012, 11:30 PM
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Perv on!
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Watching my youngest present his senior thesis in major #1. He did a credible job inlike front of aonly largeidh audience. In the spring he'll do the one for his other major and then graduate. It's so close it's surreal.
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