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Old 08-21-2012, 03:19 AM   #16126
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The older woman behind the counter at the adult store when she told me to pull the ring hanging off the charm on her necklace and an erect silver penis popped up when I did.
 

Old 08-21-2012, 08:44 AM   #16127
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:41 AM   #16128
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Old 08-21-2012, 07:11 PM   #16129
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I actually KNEW this!


Sampler is at $510 and climbing!!
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Old 08-21-2012, 08:36 PM   #16130
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Day 2 felt not only overall mostly manageable, but also in some moments kinda successful too.
 

Old 08-21-2012, 10:56 PM   #16131
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Day 2 felt not only overall mostly manageable, but also in some moments kinda successful too.
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:37 PM   #16132
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:42 AM   #16133
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Old 08-23-2012, 04:27 AM   #16135
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:27 AM   #16136
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I assigned a reeeeeeally easy, and, yes, sweet, task (if you can call it a task) - one that 9,999 women out of a 10,000 would find luxurious and indulgent. The response: "that was the most horrific experience of my life."





Which made me laugh out loud, at the sheer lunacy of said response, and at the fact that she hated it, which added a level of sadism that I'd hoped for but didn't really expect.
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Old 08-24-2012, 05:07 AM   #16137
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I assigned a reeeeeeally easy, and, yes, sweet, task (if you can call it a task) - one that 9,999 women out of a 10,000 would find luxurious and indulgent. The response: "that was the most horrific experience of my life."





Which made me laugh out loud, at the sheer lunacy of said response, and at the fact that she hated it, which added a level of sadism that I'd hoped for but didn't really expect.
A pedi? A massage? What?
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Old 08-24-2012, 05:30 AM   #16138
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A pedi? A massage? What?
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My guess is pedi. The idea of being pampered and getting cute feet is nice, but then I remember that it actually requires someone touching my feet... Horrible!

I honestly don't think I could ever let someone I don't know very well touch, or most days even see, my toes.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:12 AM   #16139
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My guess is pedi. The idea of being pampered and getting cute feet is nice, but then I remember that it actually requires someone touching my feet... Horrible!

I honestly don't think I could ever let someone I don't know very well touch, or most days even see, my toes.
Champagne and pedis is one of my hangover cures
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:24 AM   #16140
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Now, feet touching ME.... THAT'S horrific!
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:40 AM   #16141
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:57 AM   #16142
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:12 PM   #16143
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I got a radical (for me) new haircut today. It's a little shorter than we had discussed, but Master likes it anyway. It was several inches below my shoulders and is now well above them in a layered bob. It's so light!

It sounds dumb, but my shoulder has gotten to the point where I couldn't put my hair up in a ponytail anymore without considerable cursing and whimpering. No more of that!
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:58 AM   #16144
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I got a radical (for me) new haircut today. It's a little shorter than we had discussed, but Master likes it anyway. It was several inches below my shoulders and is now well above them in a layered bob. It's so light!

It sounds dumb, but my shoulder has gotten to the point where I couldn't put my hair up in a ponytail anymore without considerable cursing and whimpering. No more of that!
I love short hair on women. It's a confidence thing. I've had short hair more than I've had long. When I first toyed with the idea of a short cut, my boyfriend at the time said " just cut it, then I can see your beautiful face"
One of the sweetest things a guy has ever said to me (especially considering the stereotype about guys and long hair)

I'll chop it off again soon I'm sure!
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Old 08-25-2012, 08:12 AM   #16145
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:00 PM   #16146
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My sampler went for $1,215.47!!!


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Old 08-25-2012, 11:25 PM   #16147
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I got a radical (for me) new haircut today. It's a little shorter than we had discussed, but Master likes it anyway. It was several inches below my shoulders and is now well above them in a layered bob. It's so light!

It sounds dumb, but my shoulder has gotten to the point where I couldn't put my hair up in a ponytail anymore without considerable cursing and whimpering. No more of that!
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I love short hair on women. It's a confidence thing. I've had short hair more than I've had long. When I first toyed with the idea of a short cut, my boyfriend at the time said " just cut it, then I can see your beautiful face"
One of the sweetest things a guy has ever said to me (especially considering the stereotype about guys and long hair)

I'll chop it off again soon I'm sure!
I cut about 14" off in June, and both of The Men™ have said something similar. One of them said "See? You held onto that tired old Sampson & Delilah thing for ages, and look how beautiful you are!"
 

Old 08-26-2012, 10:51 PM   #16148
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My guess is pedi. The idea of being pampered and getting cute feet is nice, but then I remember that it actually requires someone touching my feet... Horrible!

I honestly don't think I could ever let someone I don't know very well touch, or most days even see, my toes.
A pedi, with certain... modifications. You know: Willy Wonka and the Hulk painted on each nail, snowboarding together down a mountain of my awesomeness.

I really don't get why it produced such a visceral reaction.
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:12 AM   #16149
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:04 AM   #16150
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A pedi, with certain... modifications. You know: Willy Wonka and the Hulk painted on each nail, snowboarding together down a mountain of my awesomeness.

I really don't get why it produced such a visceral reaction.
This has made me reconsider my hatred towards pedis. If the reward is nails with Willy Wonka and the Hulk snowboarding (on a mountain of your awesomeness, no less!), the horrors of someone touching my feet might be a lot more endurable!

I don't get why it produced such a visceral reaction, either.
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