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Old 08-03-2012, 10:42 AM   #16026
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The oddest scariest ice cream ads you'll ever see,
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Warning: If you have a tendency toward nightmares created by things you see during the day, you might want to skip the first one.

And I think I'm crushing (or man-crushing) on SFGate's headline writer on the Jeremy Renner story. That's a classic.
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:05 PM   #16027
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Today is me and K's 15th anniversary.
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:12 PM   #16028
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:27 PM   #16029
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Congratulations! I hope you celebrate with something awesome x 15.
Not tonight. He's gotta work. We'll do something soon.
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:49 PM   #16030
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Congratulations.

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Old 08-03-2012, 06:01 PM   #16031
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WTG, Wenchie! Sorry I didn't post a congrats earlier; I just got lost and confused with other post responses, and let it slip my (senile) mind.
No worries SW. I'm on heavy pain killers again, so my mind isn't as sharp as usual either.

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Old 08-03-2012, 06:08 PM   #16032
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Made me happy today

I won a bet with my husband and I get a very nice reward.
 

Old 08-04-2012, 10:00 AM   #16033
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Old 08-04-2012, 10:12 AM   #16034
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Similarly, on walking with them I was asked by a few people what I was going to do with them, and a rather artistic looking lady gave me one of those quiet smiles as though she liked the fact I had canvas' and was going to paint today.

Anyway, being an artist is fun.
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Old 08-04-2012, 10:38 AM   #16035
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:00 PM   #16036
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For you DGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/vide...shin-lam-video

(my son's a fencer so we liked this video but there are others)
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Old 08-04-2012, 11:08 PM   #16037
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For you DGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/vide...shin-lam-video

(my son's a fencer so we liked this video but there are others)
Thank you. That is really quite cool, and made me smile.

You are so one of my peeps.
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:10 PM   #16038
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Forty-two of the 43 U.S. Presidents are directly descended, according to this article, from King John (Lackland), the signer of the Magna Carta. Care to guess which one *isn't* one of John's descendants?
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:17 PM   #16039
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A blueberry-raspberry pie is in the oven and it smells fantastic already! Made from berries we picked together.

And I got flowers today. And the sunflowers I planted are starting to bloom, too.

Lots to smile about today!
 

Old 08-05-2012, 01:25 PM   #16040
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Thank you. That is really quite cool, and made me smile.

You are so one of my peeps.
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:55 PM   #16041
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:06 PM   #16042
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:11 PM   #16043
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Awww I love penis pics!
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Old 08-05-2012, 10:25 PM   #16044
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Forty-two of the 43 U.S. Presidents are directly descended, according to this article, from King John (Lackland), the signer of the Magna Carta. Care to guess which one *isn't* one of John's descendants?
Great story! Interesting comments too.

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A blueberry-raspberry pie is in the oven and it smells fantastic already! Made from berries we picked together.

And I got flowers today. And the sunflowers I planted are starting to bloom, too.

Lots to smile about today!
Damn, you write a good WMYS/LT post.

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Old 08-06-2012, 07:49 AM   #16045
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:02 AM   #16047
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Waking up feeling like I have gained some clarity these last few days that gave me the push I needed to make some decisions that were really weighing on me. Decisions made, now on to do list, which for for me is always the easier part. I woke up feeling jazzed about it all.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 04:02 PM   #16049
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:22 PM   #16050
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Progress!!!!

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