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06-27-2012, 12:51 PM
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Literotica Guru
veryviolet1 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,782
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Waking up to the love of my life snuggling up naked behind me. Makes me happy every single day!
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06-27-2012, 01:14 PM
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#15727
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Suspended in Daydreams
Posts: 8,721
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Stretching out some pretty sore muscles along with a really deep breath and celebrating the growth it is a symptom of. Yay me.  |
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06-27-2012, 03:51 PM
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#15728
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Amateur Painslut
desertslave is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lost in the shadows
Posts: 1,214
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We went to Costco today. Walked in and just past the ginormous TV's was a huge table offering all three of the 50 Shades books. I just grinned and giggled, and told Master that we should come back dressed in our 'playclothes' and hand out cards for our local club. Talk about a perfect opportunity for a membership drive! |
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06-27-2012, 04:19 PM
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#15729
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Miaow
Cattypuss is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ingerlund
Posts: 3,666
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We've got the flat, starting August |
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06-27-2012, 05:02 PM
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#15730
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
Posts: 12,715
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cattypuss
We've got the flat, starting August |
¡Yay!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-27-2012, 05:28 PM
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#15731
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Amateur Painslut
desertslave is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lost in the shadows
Posts: 1,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cattypuss
We've got the flat, starting August |
Congrats!!!!! |
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06-27-2012, 06:00 PM
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#15732
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Via Del Norte, Santa Clara, California. California is a state of mind, not just an address on a townhouse.
Posts: 2,302
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Laughter
A relaxed work meeting, with good company and laughter, a pleasant release from ordinary work days.
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“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.”
― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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06-27-2012, 08:52 PM
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#15733
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Notta Domme
HottieMama is offline
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Over the Rainbow...
Posts: 6,064
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The change in my FetLife status...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
The world is chock full of women who will gladly let me eat their pussy... but fervently hope that I won't let them eat mine.
That kind of bisexual, I can live without.
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Tumblr is fun!!! (click)
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06-27-2012, 11:39 PM
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Amateur Painslut
desertslave is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lost in the shadows
Posts: 1,214
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I just got to have a ROFL moment thanks to Master. I might be giggling all night on this one. 
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06-27-2012, 11:43 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alabama
Posts: 9,340
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Texting with a cute subbie boy I haven't talked to in awhile.
Excitement!
Now to lure him into my lair.... |
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06-28-2012, 12:35 AM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 3,222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BiBunny
Texting with a cute subbie boy I haven't talked to in awhile.
Excitement!
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Don't forget its bait to start with then it's all about technique  Good luck and enjoy.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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06-28-2012, 04:54 AM
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Happily insatiable always
catalina_francisco is offline
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Here & Now
Posts: 18,656
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Waking up and knowing in less than 24 hours he will be home. 
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06-28-2012, 07:28 AM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
Posts: 3,899
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A morning hike alone, deep in the forest!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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06-28-2012, 03:23 PM
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Miaow
Cattypuss is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ingerlund
Posts: 3,666
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Sitting on the beach watching the sun start to sink towards the water, tickling my doggy, marvelling at the fact that NOBODY else was around on such a beautiful evening, all the while recovering from a really great workout at the gym (the kind where you feel that you have superpowers  ) |
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06-28-2012, 03:40 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
Posts: 12,715
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
... this badger in my uterus.
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Sorry... the *phrasing* was what made me laugh, not the situation.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-28-2012, 03:43 PM
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Literotica Guru
lazyhobo is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: England
Posts: 570
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Stand up....
"Just got fired from my job at the Pepsi factory... Boss called me into his office and said;
"We're letting you go!"
"Why? What did I do?"
"On your recent blood test, you were tested positive for coke!""
"Did I mention the time I got fired from my job as the Tour Guide at the Vatican? Yeah... Was walking around, telling people about the art, then I started talking about the pope, and long behold he appeared, so I pointed at him and said "Speak of the Devil!""
): Lame jokes, But I enjoyed them.
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06-28-2012, 03:52 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the arms of the mountains
Posts: 7,647
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Sorry... the *phrasing* was what made me laugh, not the situation.
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I'm willing to bet there are women out there who will read that and nod their heads knowingly.
"Oh yes, badger in the uterus, been there, done that."
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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06-28-2012, 05:09 PM
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Amateur Painslut
desertslave is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lost in the shadows
Posts: 1,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
I'm willing to bet there are women out there who will read that and nod their heads knowingly.
"Oh yes, badger in the uterus, been there, done that."
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Best smile today was waking up with my collar (a special silver chain) back on. A link broke last week so we had to take it to a jeweler to be repaired. I've worn this for 13 years so I guess some links are bound to get thin. |
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06-28-2012, 05:19 PM
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Really Really Experienced
missgiter is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Relocated : East Coast
Posts: 310
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Quote:
Originally Posted by desertslave
<nod nod nod>
Best smile today was waking up with my collar (a special silver chain) back on. A link broke last week so we had to take it to a jeweler to be repaired. I've worn this for 13 years so I guess some links are bound to get thin.
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That's awesome you got it back. Losing something like that (that you have every day) is the worst type of feeling. Best feeling ever, like coming home after being gone too long... having it back
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Ordinary life does not interest me. I seek only the high moments. I am in accord with the surrealists, searching for the marvelous. --Anaïs Nin
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06-28-2012, 06:05 PM
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Virgin
Wannabe2012 is offline
Join Date: May 2012
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A funny joke my Sir sent me in hopes of brightening my day and making me smile.
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06-28-2012, 06:13 PM
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Really Really Experienced
missgiter is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Relocated : East Coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe2012
A funny joke my Sir sent me in hopes of brightening my day and making me smile.
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Care to share the joke?
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Ordinary life does not interest me. I seek only the high moments. I am in accord with the surrealists, searching for the marvelous. --Anaïs Nin
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06-28-2012, 07:01 PM
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#15747
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Check the lint trap.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
I'm willing to bet there are women out there who will read that and nod their heads knowingly.
"Oh yes, badger in the uterus, been there, done that."
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Honey badger don't care. It's pretty badass. It takes what it wants. Including a uterus.
I have no comment on the name "honey badger."
None.
This is in no way intended to minimize your pain, K. Good luck. No badgers were harmed in the making of this post.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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Last edited by DeepGreenEyes : 06-29-2012 at 12:08 AM.
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06-28-2012, 10:33 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
Posts: 12,715
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Facebook fails, or this needs to be ON Facebook:
ETA: Someone please save this to an adult photo site, please; dunno how long PBucket will leave it up. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-29-2012, 05:23 PM
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#15749
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alabama
Posts: 9,340
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I was settling in for a long, boring weekend of work (I'm so far behind that it's not even funny). I couldn't decide what I wanted to eat, nothing sounded good, etc., etc. Then, Kitty sent me a text saying she was coming through town and wanted to know if I wanted to have dinner with her.
Yay, a Kitty surprise! |
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06-29-2012, 07:30 PM
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#15750
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
Posts: 12,715
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Okay, I'm bored. So bored that I decided to wander through Facebook, and found the following. I'm gonna post-whore and shove in one per post, starting with this:
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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